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On 27 Jul 2004 15:50:50 -0700, mehran gupta wrote:
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Best Regards,
Mike
Or the woman is an engineer and the baloonist a manager.Definition of a Republican vs Democrat:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He
reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet
him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman replied, "Your are in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude
and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a republican," said the balloonist.
"I am," said replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you
told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what
to make of your information, and the fact is I am
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded. "You must be a
democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you
know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you
are or where you are going. You have risen to where
you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise which you have no idea how to
keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
The fact is you are in exactly the same position you
were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
fault."
....Could also be the difference between liberal and conservative....
Mehran
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Best Regards,
Mike