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gareth evans
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On 28/05/2023 12:28, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket
But every time she let it out
The bulldog tried to f f f f frighten it
On 28/05/2023 12:00, charles wrote:
In article <u4va44$r9v5$1@dont-email.me>,
gareth evans <headstone255@yahoo.com> wrote:
On 28/05/2023 09:51, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
\"Mary had a tin cow,
She milked it with a spanner*.
The milk came out in shilling** cans
And small ones, for a tanner***\".
Mary had a little dress,
\'Twas split right up the sides
And every time she wore that dress
The men could see her thighs.
Mary had another dress
\'Twas split right up the front.
She didn\'t wear that one very often.
Mary had a little pig.
She couldn\'t stop it gruntin\',
So she took it down the garden shed
And kicked its little \"couldn\'t\" in.
Mary had a little lamb
And tied it to a pylon.
The electric spark flew up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb
Unfortunately, it\'s dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would...fall off....
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket
But every time she let it out
The bulldog tried to f f f f frighten it