OT: Al Franken

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 16:52:59 -0700, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:


I've had that sort of thing as well, but a male and a female, arguing
over *religion*. Needless to say I just asserted that one more
mention of religion was grounds for firing ;-)
---
At the stake? ;)

--
John Fields
 
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 14:54:42 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com> wrote:

Natural selection favors cowardice- the brave are killed off in wars.
Scientific experiments have been conducted on mice that prove cowardice
is an inherited trait- switching offspring between bold mice and timid
mice at birth allowing the bold/timid to raise the timid/bold, and
mixing/matching bold/timid pairs, the offspring exhibit their
statistical biological traits regardless. Surveys show that in times of
scarcity, the bold population dwindles, killed off by predators while
recklessly foraging ever further from protection in search of food, and
the timid mice just get skinny but mostly survive. In the human domain-
the cowards do not participate in fighting- so they either enjoy the
privileges won for them by the brave or survive in slavery- either way
they keep on breeding.
The fact that the brave keep surviving through out every generation is that
they breed when very young, so being killed in battle doesn't dwindle the bold
population. These are the guys that are screwing every hole in sight. Raping and
pilging every village like the Genghis Khans before them. Being brave also
applies to these hoodlums too.

If anything its the cowards that are dwindling.




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In article <tnbs60h3l9q7d8svjbrljos4nfolo5dddl@4ax.com>,
jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com says...
On 2 Apr 2004 17:19:15 -0800, jdurban@vorel.com (Product developer)
wrote:

Ann is a kick.
My wife bought me an Ann talking doll for Christmas (to go along
with the 'W' talking doll from the year before). I may put them
on my desk at work, just to piss off the libs.

--
Keith
 
On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 21:24:24 +0100, John Woodgate
<jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that John Larkin <jjlarkin@highlandSNIP
techTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote (in <gq5u60ld94e9g0dvrdvh1mkghom8240st6@
4ax.com>) about 'Al Franken', on Sat, 3 Apr 2004:

So why isn't humanity 100% cowards by now?

I daren't tell you.
Oh please do; I promise not to hurt you.

John
 
On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 13:29:15 -0700, the renowned John Larkin
<jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 21:24:24 +0100, John Woodgate
jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that John Larkin <jjlarkin@highlandSNIP
techTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote (in <gq5u60ld94e9g0dvrdvh1mkghom8240st6@
4ax.com>) about 'Al Franken', on Sat, 3 Apr 2004:

So why isn't humanity 100% cowards by now?

I daren't tell you.

Oh please do; I promise not to hurt you.
John
Don't listen to him, W., he has corn soaked in lye, deliberately
abuses MOSFETs to destruction, forces innocent junctions into
avalanche at will and produces macabre jars of thick yellow INSECT
JUICE.

Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
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On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:59:34 GMT, Spehro Pefhany
<speffSNIP@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote:

On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 13:29:15 -0700, the renowned John Larkin
jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 21:24:24 +0100, John Woodgate
jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that John Larkin <jjlarkin@highlandSNIP
techTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote (in <gq5u60ld94e9g0dvrdvh1mkghom8240st6@
4ax.com>) about 'Al Franken', on Sat, 3 Apr 2004:

So why isn't humanity 100% cowards by now?

I daren't tell you.

Oh please do; I promise not to hurt you.
John

Don't listen to him, W., he has corn soaked in lye, deliberately
abuses MOSFETs to destruction, forces innocent junctions into
avalanche at will and produces macabre jars of thick yellow INSECT
JUICE.

Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany

He-he-hoo-hoo-ha-ha! And I apply kilovolts to tiny 0603 resistors
until they die in a puff of smoke! I run GaAs fets at 16 volts! I
sneer at safe operating areas! I bolt transistors directly to anodized
heatsinks! If Marlon Brando had been an engineer, he'd be me! Or I'd
be him! Whatever.

That said, I think I'll go bake some brownies. The Joy of Cooking
recipe is pretty good, with pecans.

John
 
maxfoo wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 14:54:42 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com> wrote:

Natural selection favors cowardice- the brave are killed off in wars.
Scientific experiments have been conducted on mice that prove cowardice
is an inherited trait- switching offspring between bold mice and timid
mice at birth allowing the bold/timid to raise the timid/bold, and
mixing/matching bold/timid pairs, the offspring exhibit their
statistical biological traits regardless. Surveys show that in times of
scarcity, the bold population dwindles, killed off by predators while
recklessly foraging ever further from protection in search of food, and
the timid mice just get skinny but mostly survive. In the human domain-
the cowards do not participate in fighting- so they either enjoy the
privileges won for them by the brave or survive in slavery- either way
they keep on breeding.

The fact that the brave keep surviving through out every generation is that
they breed when very young, so being killed in battle doesn't dwindle the bold
population. These are the guys that are screwing every hole in sight. Raping and
pilging every village like the Genghis Khans before them. Being brave also
applies to these hoodlums too.

If anything its the cowards that are dwindling.
-----------------
Nope, you missed it, they get to stick around and make babies.
The thrill-seekers die young, if they die too young to breed,
then they don't get to. Instead it's a dominant/recessive gene
pair, like brown and blue eyes, so that even the timid can
have a few brave children.
Steve
 
Jim Thompson wrote:

<snip>

My normal switch, when Rush comes on, is to Bob Mohan, who has
returned to Phoenix talk radio, now that he's past his one-year
non-compete.
Where the hell is he? I missed him something fierce.

Mark L. Fergerson
 
Mark Fergerson wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:

snip

My normal switch, when Rush comes on, is to Bob Mohan, who has
returned to Phoenix talk radio, now that he's past his one-year
non-compete.


Where the hell is he? I missed him something fierce.
Never mind:

http://www.1100kfnx.com/kfnx/shows/mohan.shtml

Mark L. Fergerson
 
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 14:01:23 -0700, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 12:43:16 -0800, John Larkin
jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote:

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 20:05:36 GMT, Spehro Pefhany
speffSNIP@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote:
[snip]
http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~atman/ic/lutefisk.html


Funny! But grits isn't like that. Trust me.


Grits is just a down-home, slightly granier, white version of polenta:
bleached corn meal. Cooked right, it has a slightly wheaty, faintly
bitter flavor and a soft but still granular, not gummy, texture. It's
wonderful with lots of butter, salt, and black pepper, with a couple
of runny fried eggs on the side.

If you cook a *lot*, you might have some leftovers: refrigerate
overnight, slice into thin slabs, and pan-fry in butter the next day;
serve with syrup like pancakes. Yum.

"Grits" is always singular.

Send me your address and I'll ship you a box.

John

So my "mush" recollection was correct?

...Jim Thompson

Dunno, never heard it called that. It's just Fried Grits to us. My
wife (from Boston) and my kid (from California) and my bird (from
Brazil, maybe) all like grits, plain and fried. The cat doesn't care
for it.

John
 
On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:10:09 -0700, John Larkin
<jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote:


Dunno, never heard it called that. It's just Fried Grits to us. My
wife (from Boston) and my kid (from California) and my bird (from
Brazil, maybe) all like grits, plain and fried. The cat doesn't care
for it.
---
Here's a trick: Mix a little honey into cooked grits and Voila! It
tastes just like Cream of Wheat.


Joke:

Did you hear that Buckwheat from Our Gang became Muslim? Now he wants
to be called Karim O' Wheat!


--
John Fields
 
On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 15:15:04 GMT, maxfoo
<maxfooHeadFromButt@punkass.com> wrote:

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 14:54:42 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com> wrote:

Natural selection favors cowardice- the brave are killed off in wars.
Scientific experiments have been conducted on mice that prove cowardice
is an inherited trait- switching offspring between bold mice and timid
mice at birth allowing the bold/timid to raise the timid/bold, and
mixing/matching bold/timid pairs, the offspring exhibit their
statistical biological traits regardless. Surveys show that in times of
scarcity, the bold population dwindles, killed off by predators while
recklessly foraging ever further from protection in search of food, and
the timid mice just get skinny but mostly survive. In the human domain-
the cowards do not participate in fighting- so they either enjoy the
privileges won for them by the brave or survive in slavery- either way
they keep on breeding.

The fact that the brave keep surviving through out every generation is that
they breed when very young, so being killed in battle doesn't dwindle the bold
population. These are the guys that are screwing every hole in sight. Raping and
pilging every village like the Genghis Khans before them. Being brave also
applies to these hoodlums too.

If anything its the cowards that are dwindling.
---
Think so?

Take a look in the yellow pages under "Warriors" and see what you
find, and then look under "Attorneys".

--
John Fields
 
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 14:01:23 -0700, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:



So my "mush" recollection was correct?
---
If you recall it being called "mush", then you're probably thinking
about cornmeal mush or polenta.

--
John Fields
 
Who the hell is Al Farken? I'm guessing this topic is being directed to our
US audience..


"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:cmar60dsb3cji0joufalrujd0cb8b4fktk@4ax.com...
I decided to be fair with the leftists and listen to Al Franken's new
talk show (I've found him funny on Leno, etc.).

Looks like he loses his humor capability when immersed into a talk
show environment.

Looks like "Liberal Talk Radio" will die a quick death.

...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 02:04:08 GMT, "R. Steve Walz" <rstevew@armory.com> wrote:

Nope, you missed it, they get to stick around and make babies.
The thrill-seekers die young, if they die too young to breed,
then they don't get to. Instead it's a dominant/recessive gene
pair, like brown and blue eyes, so that even the timid can
have a few brave children.
Steve
This is not a dna thing, it's society that sets up the rules that lets the
cowards survive. In the jungle it's survival of the fittest.



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Al Franken is a hippy dippy US comedian from the 1970s.

Like most of the folks in the US entertainment industry, he
forgot that he wasn't an expert at anything, but rather just
played the role.

Al Franken is a hyper liberal so, he has decided to play the
part of "liberal talk show host" to counter all of the hyper
conservative talk show hosts in the us radio market.

-Chuck Harris

The Real Andy wrote:
Who the hell is Al Farken? I'm guessing this topic is being directed to our
US audience..
 
"The Real Andy" <i_luv_beer_especially_pilsners@yahoo.com.au> wrote in
message news:40724e3b@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
Who the hell is Al Farken? I'm guessing this topic is being directed to
our
US audience..
A leftist (or "liberal") US comedian and writer. My earliest recollection
of him was as a writer for the original Saturday Night Live US TV comedy
show. He also had some minor parts in skits on the show and did a 2-man
standup-comic act with another writer as Franken and Davis. He came again
into prominence when he wrote a rebuttal to Rush Limbaugh (a US
"conservative" radio comedian) a few years back entitled _Rush Limbaugh is a
Big Fat Idiot_. Last year he had another best-seller abour Fox TV and other
"conservative" news programming "Fair and Balanced". Fox bortively sued
over the book's title ("Fair and Balanced" is part of their advertising
slogan) and gave Franken the gift of pushing his book to the top of the
best-seller lists before it was released (which says something about
"best-seller" lists).
 
From: Chuck Harris
snip
Al Franken is a hyper liberal so, he has decided to play the
part of "liberal talk show host" to counter all of the hyper
conservative talk show hosts in the us radio market.
Al is not a hyper liberal, he is moderate, middle of the road American. He only
looks farther to the left because of the fascists that have taken over the name
conservative and the AM dial. No one that supported our war in Iraq or these
huge budget deficits is a conservative. Rush, Savage, Inghram, and Coulter are
not only preaching fascism, they are using the tried and true techniques
perfected by the Nazis!

Fascism: 1 : often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime
(as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the
individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a
dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible
suppression of opposition.
 
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 09:03:30 GMT, maxfoo
<maxfooHeadFromButt@punkass.com> wrote:

On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 02:04:08 GMT, "R. Steve Walz" <rstevew@armory.com> wrote:

Nope, you missed it, they get to stick around and make babies.
The thrill-seekers die young, if they die too young to breed,
then they don't get to. Instead it's a dominant/recessive gene
pair, like brown and blue eyes, so that even the timid can
have a few brave children.
Steve

This is not a dna thing, it's society that sets up the rules that lets the
cowards survive. In the jungle it's survival of the fittest.
Humans are social critters, even in the jungle. We are weak, naked,
slow, un-armed and un-armored, and we win by forming tribes who
include specialists. Warriors are a necessary minority of any tribe
that successfully combats its most deadly enemies, other tribes.

It *is* a DNA thing.

John
 
maxfoo <maxfooHeadFromButt@punkass.com> wrote in message news:<nas470hnfdppafdfra54p36irkhlj0gein@4ax.com>...
On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 02:04:08 GMT, "R. Steve Walz" <rstevew@armory.com> wrote:

Nope, you missed it, they get to stick around and make babies.
The thrill-seekers die young, if they die too young to breed,
then they don't get to. Instead it's a dominant/recessive gene
pair, like brown and blue eyes, so that even the timid can
have a few brave children.
Steve

This is not a dna thing, it's society that sets up the rules that lets the
cowards survive. In the jungle it's survival of the fittest.
Fitness involves the capacity to work out whether a contemplated
action is brave or merely foolhardy, and the sense to work out whether
the rewards are worth the risk. The foolish and the foolhardy do tend
to describe the more perceptive as cowards, while the proper use of
the word should be confined to those who can't nerve themselves to
take even a small risk for a likely profit.

----------
Bill Sloman, Nijmegen
 

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