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JeffM wrote:
Don Lancaster has been a working engineer
and widely published author of technical articles for decades
He's also been an asshole, a troll, a spammer and a
pompous fop on this newsgoup for years.

Ed
 
Richard Henry wrote:

Banner rotation... wow, that's important.
It sure as hell is, as it significantly improves click throughs.

--
Many thanks,

Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
 
He's also been an asshole, a troll, a spammer and a
pompous fop on this newsgoup for years.
The Pompous Fops. Yet another great name for a rock band.
 
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 12:22:54 -0400, Maiasaura <spamkillz@robopug.com>
wrote:

JeffM wrote:
What did I miss?
Don Lancaster

Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura


Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced apostrophe.
My vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".
Too bad you don't understand that you aren't replying to Mr. Don
Lancaster. :)

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I
will explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may
happen to be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is
written he is saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that
Don Lancaster is the Guru in the Lair.
Only one possible interpretation...and don't get on me about not
making complete sentences...this is done for effect. :)

The site is created by and owned by Don Lancaster, and it is for ANY
and ALL gurus.

Tom

Best wishes

Maiasaura
 
Jesse wrote:
Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote in news:3i2rhsFjkgg1U1@individual.net:


http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu05.asp


Your site, Don, might well contain some useful info.
Unfortunatly, finding it would be akin to finding a pearl in a canyon full of
buffalo shit. Blindfolded. With heavy rubber gloves on. At night.
Helter skelter, non related crap uhh .... More links that you can shake a
stick at.
In short, if that web page was your desk, you would be buried alive, many
times over.
Organization is the key, and it is within your grasp.
Oh good one. Maybe that will keep him busy for a while.

A
 
Maiasaura wrote:
JeffM wrote:

What did I miss?
Don Lancaster


Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura



Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced apostrophe.
My vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I
will explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may
happen to be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is
written he is saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that
Don Lancaster is the Guru in the Lair.
I always thought it was a lair intended for use by guru's.

A
 
"Angrie.Woman" <Angrie.Woman@ggmail.com> wrote in message
news:8Ghve.3717$re.2677@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com...
Maiasaura wrote:
JeffM wrote:

What did I miss?
Don Lancaster


Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura



Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced apostrophe. My
vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I will
explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may happen to
be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is written he is
saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that Don Lancaster
is the Guru in the Lair.


I always thought it was a lair intended for use by guru's.

A
Welcome to Don Lancaster's
The Guru's Lair

The only problem I see is the "The". Drop that, and
it's clearer.

Kris
 
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:04:07 GMT, "Kris Baker"
<kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote:

"Angrie.Woman" <Angrie.Woman@ggmail.com> wrote in message
news:8Ghve.3717$re.2677@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com...
Maiasaura wrote:
JeffM wrote:

What did I miss?
Don Lancaster


Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura



Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced apostrophe. My
vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I will
explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may happen to
be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is written he is
saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that Don Lancaster
is the Guru in the Lair.


I always thought it was a lair intended for use by guru's.

A

Welcome to Don Lancaster's
The Guru's Lair

The only problem I see is the "The". Drop that, and
it's clearer.

Kris
Actually the "The" makes it correct grammar. Drop the "The" and you
have "Lancaster's Guru's"... what the hell does that mean?

The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)
The name is correct though. Ruth Fertel bought the old Chris Steakhouse in
New Orleans in 1965 and didn't want to lose the loyal customers.

The original place was great. Old cafe atmosphere with waitresses in black
uniforms and white aprons. They still called everybody honey back than. Now
that it is an upscale chain the food is still great but the ambiance has
gone to hell.
 
"BrotherBart" <BrotherBart@whoseyourdaddy.net> wrote in message
news:gLive.2569$Tk2.817@trnddc02...
The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

The name is correct though. Ruth Fertel bought the old Chris Steakhouse in
New Orleans in 1965 and didn't want to lose the loyal customers.

The original place was great. Old cafe atmosphere with waitresses in black
uniforms and white aprons. They still called everybody honey back than.
Now
that it is an upscale chain the food is still great but the ambiance has
gone to hell.
I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?

We have a Shula's Steakhouse here, with $10 "baked" potatoes
(actually steamed in foil, tacky as hell) which I've also not
been to.

Kris
 
"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:u4crb1treo3p7da87lvfn2odcdctplvtmi@4ax.com...
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:04:07 GMT, "Kris Baker"
kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote:


"Angrie.Woman" <Angrie.Woman@ggmail.com> wrote in message
news:8Ghve.3717$re.2677@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com...
Maiasaura wrote:
JeffM wrote:

What did I miss?
Don Lancaster


Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura



Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced apostrophe.
My
vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I
will
explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may happen
to
be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is written he
is
saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that Don Lancaster
is the Guru in the Lair.


I always thought it was a lair intended for use by guru's.

A

Welcome to Don Lancaster's
The Guru's Lair

The only problem I see is the "The". Drop that, and
it's clearer.

Kris

Actually the "The" makes it correct grammar. Drop the "The" and you
have "Lancaster's Guru's"... what the hell does that mean?
It means it's the "Guru's Lair" owned by Don Lancaster.


The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

...Jim Thompson
I know the answer to that one: Ruth purchased a place
already named "Chris Steakhouse" and always said that the
contract required she keep the name "Chris". (Sounds to
me that it was more of a way to save money on a new sign.)

Or the new sign in Ogden, Utah:

Higgins Antique's

Kris
 
"BrotherBart" <BrotherBart@whoseyourdaddy.net> wrote in message
news:gLive.2569$Tk2.817@trnddc02...
The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

The name is correct though. Ruth Fertel bought the old Chris Steakhouse in
New Orleans in 1965 and didn't want to lose the loyal customers.

The original place was great. Old cafe atmosphere with waitresses in black
uniforms and white aprons. They still called everybody honey back than.
Now
that it is an upscale chain the food is still great but the ambiance has
gone to hell.
I ate at the one in Jackson, MS. The service/ambience/food was toprate.

Unfortunately, that one is apparently closed now.
 
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:10:02 GMT, "Kris Baker"
<kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote:

"BrotherBart" <BrotherBart@whoseyourdaddy.net> wrote in message
news:gLive.2569$Tk2.817@trnddc02...
The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

The name is correct though. Ruth Fertel bought the old Chris Steakhouse in
New Orleans in 1965 and didn't want to lose the loyal customers.

The original place was great. Old cafe atmosphere with waitresses in black
uniforms and white aprons. They still called everybody honey back than.
Now
that it is an upscale chain the food is still great but the ambiance has
gone to hell.

I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?
I've been once. The food was outstanding, but I wasn't paying... a
benefit of being father-of-the-groom rather than father-of-the-bride
;-)

We have a Shula's Steakhouse here, with $10 "baked" potatoes
(actually steamed in foil, tacky as hell) which I've also not
been to.

Kris
Steamed? Icky!

Outback Steakhouse is pretty decent for the money.

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
"Kris Baker" <kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote in message
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"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:04:07 GMT, "Kris Baker"
kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote:


"Angrie.Woman" <Angrie.Woman@ggmail.com> wrote in message
news:8Ghve.3717$re.2677@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com...
Maiasaura wrote:
JeffM wrote:

What did I miss?
Don Lancaster


Grammar check, ie: Don Lancaster's Guru's what?
Maiasaura



Ah. Another poseur with a 200-word vocabulary
and an unwillingness to learn to use a dictionary.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Lair

While you're there, you can look up "poseur".


No, Dear Mr. Lancaster -- I was referring to the misplaced
apostrophe.
My
vocabulary includes both words "Lair" and "Poseur".

Since you are so learned that I don't have to explain this to you, I
will
explain it for the benefit of any other ignorant doofus who may
happen
to
be reading this: The way Mr. Lancaster's web page title is written he
is
saying the Lair belongs to Don Lancaster's Guru, not that Don
Lancaster
is the Guru in the Lair.


I always thought it was a lair intended for use by guru's.

A

Welcome to Don Lancaster's
The Guru's Lair

The only problem I see is the "The". Drop that, and
it's clearer.

Kris

Actually the "The" makes it correct grammar. Drop the "The" and you
have "Lancaster's Guru's"... what the hell does that mean?

It means it's the "Guru's Lair" owned by Don Lancaster.


The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

...Jim Thompson

I know the answer to that one: Ruth purchased a place
already named "Chris Steakhouse" and always said that the
contract required she keep the name "Chris". (Sounds to
me that it was more of a way to save money on a new sign.)

Or the new sign in Ogden, Utah:

Higgins Antique's
Bending the thread slightly -

There was an old farmer in a town where I grew up who had an antique shop on
a corner of his farm. On a bet, he hung up a sign: "We buy junk and sell
antiques."
 
"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:hpfrb11c53061ah8p7teckcgmeu22ptr9e@4ax.com...
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:10:02 GMT, "Kris Baker"
kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote:


"BrotherBart" <BrotherBart@whoseyourdaddy.net> wrote in message
news:gLive.2569$Tk2.817@trnddc02...
The one that always twists my tongue is "Ruth's Chris Steakhouse" ;-)

The name is correct though. Ruth Fertel bought the old Chris Steakhouse
in
New Orleans in 1965 and didn't want to lose the loyal customers.

The original place was great. Old cafe atmosphere with waitresses in
black
uniforms and white aprons. They still called everybody honey back than.
Now
that it is an upscale chain the food is still great but the ambiance has
gone to hell.

I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?

I've been once. The food was outstanding, but I wasn't paying... a
benefit of being father-of-the-groom rather than father-of-the-bride
;-)


We have a Shula's Steakhouse here, with $10 "baked" potatoes
(actually steamed in foil, tacky as hell) which I've also not
been to.

Kris

Steamed? Icky!

Outback Steakhouse is pretty decent for the money.

...Jim Thompson
We have those on every corner....that doesn't already
have a Lone Star.

My little town is the Chain Restaurant Capital of Utah.

Kris
Get that Arizona fire smoke outta here
 
I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?
Absolutely, positively the best steak you will ever eat in your life. If you
don't won't butter ya better tell'em. They broil them at 1800 degrees and
they come out on a 500 degree plate slathered in butter.
 
Lump wrote:

Oh yeah? I'll bet he doesn't know anything
about TTL logic.
I really wanted to get into "tee squared ell" logic, but I was unable to
afford a tee square at the time.

See http://www.tinaja.com/glib/marcia.pdf


--
Many thanks,

Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
 
"BrotherBart" <BrotherBart@whoseyourdaddy.net> wrote in message
news:fDjve.1264$4M1.17@trnddc07...
I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?

Absolutely, positively the best steak you will ever eat in your life. If
you
don't won't butter ya better tell'em. They broil them at 1800 degrees and
they come out on a 500 degree plate slathered in butter.
Then we'll try it, next time we're near one. I tend to hang out in
Utah, Idaho and New Mexico....not exactly Ruth's territories.

Kris
 
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:10:02 GMT, Kris Baker <kris.baker@prodigyyy.net>
muttered something like:

I've never been to one, for various reasons. Are they as good
as their prices reflect?
The food is quite good, but they tend to pack the tables in far too
closely. For me that's a huge detractor; I don't like paying premium
prices to sit elbow-to-elbow with the table next to me, and hear every
word of their conversation whether I want to or not.

-Bertha
--
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. -- George Carlin
 
"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:hpfrb11c53061ah8p7teckcgmeu22ptr9e@4ax.com...
Outback Steakhouse is pretty decent for the money.
It's the closest "good" restaurant to my house, so we have a lot of
visiting-relative and birthday dinners there.

There's also a nice local Italian restaurant in the same center, which we
went to the last time my parents visited because Outback was backed up. A
man comes to our table, asks if there is anything we need. "More bread,
more wine?" I said "You must be the boss". He replied "No, here, YOU da
boss!"

We're going back.
 

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