this should enliven the debate

[Frank Bemelman]

"Clarence" <no@No.com> schreef in bericht
news:Coidd.16250$nj.12104@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:01:49 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:


---
Any time I get a chance to burst the bubbles of the likes of you is a
_good_ day for me! And, what do you mean "we"? The other denizens at
the bottom of the food chain looking for "John Fields" to fall from the
sky
so
you can all end your fast?

If you quiet, and take a nap, you will feel better, I promise!

Please rest a bit, say six months!

Don't count on it. Lately he announced to 'rest' for a month
but it didn't last a week.

To John: How are the projects going, John ?

--
Thanks, Frank.
(remove 'x' and 'invalid' when replying by email)

 

[John Fields]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:34:42 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:rqbbn0tdj4pq2ita6l6fh2sk7r5tbjukl7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:01:49 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:


---
Any time I get a chance to burst the bubbles of the likes of you is a
_good_ day for me! And, what do you mean "we"? The other denizens at
the bottom of the food chain looking for "John Fields" to fall from the sky
so
you can all end your fast?


You couldn't burst soap bubbles! But I see your mind runs in a sewer, so you
may be right, we are nothing alike! I do not see you as an irritant, rather as
someone crying out of attention like an abandoned child!

If you quiet, and take a nap, you will feel better, I promise!

Please rest a bit, say six months!

---
Translation: Oh, Mommy, Mommy, please make the mean man go away and
stop saying all those terrible things to me... sob...

--
John Fields

 

[Fred Bloggs]

John Fields wrote:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 20:17:24 -0400, Spehro Pefhany
speffSNIP@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote:


On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 18:32:12 -0500, the renowned John Fields
jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:


On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 17:39:00 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:


I stay 'far away' from British teenage girls!

---
At their insistance, no doubt.

Ah, but those ruddy-cheeked lads are another story, eh?


---
G> Could be... He's already arbitrarily pulled the gay card from the
deck and played it twice. Methinks the gentleman may protest too
much?

Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

 

[John Larkin]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote:

Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

John

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

Sounds like you're just like me, then - a Lesbian with a penis. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better.

And their lumps are softer. ;-)

 

[John Larkin]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:28:07 GMT, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better.

And their lumps are softer. ;-)

Better located, too.

John

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

Actually, it was your wife who made them. You just provided 49.9%

of the plan. ;-) The Female is the only one who can actually create.

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:17:09 -0500, John Fields wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 15:23:54 +0200, "Frank Bemelman"
f.bemelmanx@xs4all.invalid.nl> wrote:

"Clarence" <no@No.com> schreef in bericht
news:Coidd.16250$nj.12104@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:rqbbn0tdj4pq2ita6l6fh2sk7r5tbjukl7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:01:49 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:


---
Any time I get a chance to burst the bubbles of the likes of you is a
_good_ day for me! And, what do you mean "we"? The other denizens at
the bottom of the food chain looking for "John Fields" to fall from the
sky
so
you can all end your fast?

If you quiet, and take a nap, you will feel better, I promise!

Please rest a bit, say six months!

Don't count on it. Lately he announced to 'rest' for a month
but it didn't last a week.

To John: How are the projects going, John ?

---
Pretty well, thanks. I finished editing the book and got a nice
"Thank you and the check's in the mail" from the publisher, and I was
a little ahead on the other one, but I've got to get back to making
those big bucks and stop playing with Clarence for a while. ;-)

Know anybody who wants to capture close to half of the builtin-microwave
oven market overnight? I have an invention that I haven't been able to
find a vulture capitalist for, that's almost guaranteed to be an
immediate success because there is a definite niche and there is no
other product like it that provides this one essential difference.

All I really need is a guy who can sign an LC, and go to some Chinese
manufacturer, and order a hunderd thousand or so, and hand him a
spec.

All I want is a fair return for coming up with such an impossibly
lucrative idea.

And, of course, nobody wants to sign a NDA before they see the
invention. The "Patent it Here" guy I talked to said it's probably
not patentable, because the only novel thing is only a design issue -
maybe a design patent, I haven't bothered to look. But like anything
else, screw the patent, just put a million of them in the stores
and make your hit, then let the chips fall where they may.

Well, you never know!

Cheers!
Rich

 

[John Fields]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin
<jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

---
Amen!

--
John Fields

 

[Clarence]

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:8mocn01vpbq8sfo7a2fmf06bde0e0tig8f@4ax.com...


Again makes false claims.
As one would expect, he suggested perverted sex!

 

[Clarence]

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:u4scn01ilont71kcook8d5l1p953k4m6k1@4ax.com...

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:34:42 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:
"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:rqbbn0tdj4pq2ita6l6fh2sk7r5tbjukl7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:01:49 GMT, "Clarence" <no@No.com> wrote:
---
Any time I get a chance to burst the bubbles of the likes of you is a
_good_ day for me! And, what do you mean "we"? The other denizens at
the bottom of the food chain looking for "John Fields" to fall from the
sky
so
you can all end your fast?

You couldn't burst soap bubbles! But I see your mind runs in a sewer, so you
may be right, we are nothing alike! I do not see you as an irritant, rather
as
someone crying out of attention like an abandoned child!

If you quiet, and take a nap, you will feel better, I promise!

Please rest a bit, say six months!

---
Translation: Oh, Mommy, Mommy, please make the mean man go away and
stop saying all those terrible things to me... sob...

How childish! You are getting pitiful!

 

[Guy Macon]

John Larkin <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> says...

The only thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

I find that resistors, transistors, ICs, etc. are better for
designing electronics with.

 

[Guy Macon]

Rich Grise <rich@example.net> says...

Know anybody who wants to capture close to half of the builtin-microwave
oven market overnight? I have an invention that I haven't been able to
find a vulture capitalist for, that's almost guaranteed to be an
immediate success because there is a definite niche and there is no
other product like it that provides this one essential difference.

All I really need is a guy who can sign an LC, and go to some Chinese
manufacturer, and order a hunderd thousand or so, and hand him a
spec.

All I want is a fair return for coming up with such an impossibly
lucrative idea.

And, of course, nobody wants to sign a NDA before they see the
invention. The "Patent it Here" guy I talked to said it's probably
not patentable, because the only novel thing is only a design issue -
maybe a design patent, I haven't bothered to look. But like anything
else, screw the patent, just put a million of them in the stores
and make your hit, then let the chips fall where they may.

BTW, I am aware or Rich's idea and it is sound. I would put the
market share at at least 10% of the microwave oven market, the
design has zero technical difficulties, and the manufacturing
costs are the same. It's one of those "why didn't I think of that"
ideas that nobody seems to have thought of...

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:53:02 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:45:07 GMT, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

Actually, it was your wife who made them. You just provided 49.9%
of the plan. ;-) The Female is the only one who can actually create.


But the male selects the gender.

Heh, heh, heh. The male provides sperms of both varieties, yes, but
who exactly is it who chooses which particular sperm penetrates her?

Or does it come back to "might makes right" again?

Thanks,
Rich

 

[Paul Hovnanian P.E.]

Rich Grise wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:53:02 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:45:07 GMT, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:21:25 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:59:59 GMT, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:


Right- another closet queen like Larkin...except Clarence hates gays
because they arouse him, whereas Larkin fantasizes.

Frankly, I've never liked men very much. All my friends are women;
they're much better company, and generally smell better. The only
thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

Good thing I only seem to make daughters.

Actually, it was your wife who made them. You just provided 49.9%
of the plan. ;-) The Female is the only one who can actually create.


But the male selects the gender.

Heh, heh, heh. The male provides sperms of both varieties, yes, but
who exactly is it who chooses which particular sperm penetrates her?

Or does it come back to "might makes right" again?

Yep. Its the best swimmer.

Conversation between two sperm:

"Boy, its a long way to that egg. Are we getting close yet?"

"I don't know. We only just passed the tonsils."

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[Paul Hovnanian P.E.]

John Larkin wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

If the republicans are so content with their sex lives, why do they
worry so much about everyone elses?

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[John Larkin]

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 00:38:09 GMT, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

Hey! John Larkin and John Fields! Since I've got you both here,
howcome it's so hard for me to tell which of the two of you it is
I'm sniping at in any particular instance? Do you guys hang out
in different threads? You're both conservative voters, having fun
while rome burns, right?

I am *not* a conservative voter. I'm not a voter at all. I'm opposed
to most forms of collective action.

This is tearing me up, not knowing if an insult I've intended for
Larkin should accidentaly land on Fields, and vice versa. I've done
so much dumping on both of you that I've lost track.

Don't worry about it; none of them hit very hard.


John

 

[John Larkin]

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 00:27:33 +0000, Guy Macon
<http://www.guymacon.com> wrote:

John Larkin <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> says...

The only thing men are good for is designing electronics with.

I find that resistors, transistors, ICs, etc. are better for
designing electronics with.

But a human male finger can have incredible damping and stabilizing
effects on high-speed circuits (I've never tried a female finger, so
don't know if they work as well.) The nearest dry-state component is a
ferrite bead.

John

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:06:59 -0700, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:

John Larkin wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

If the republicans are so content with their sex lives, why do they
worry so much about everyone elses?

Well, duh. How do you think they maintain the illusion of contentment?