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Red Alert on Green Bulbs
Roger Franklin, Herald Sun News, 19/1/09
WE'VE all heard those gags about how many people of various sorts and
backgrounds are needed to change a light bulb. No point in repeating
them, especially in this day and age, when eagle-eyed humour police are
forever in pursuit of insensitive and inappropriate jests.
But there is one light bulb joke that remains perfectly safe to tell.
That's because it happens to be true, and gets sillier by the day.
What we're talking about is the plan to replace this nation's
oldfashioned incandescent bulbs with energy-efficient compact
fluorescent ones.
Because the new bulbs contain minute dollops of mercury, the US
Environmental Protection Agency has issued a set of extensive
precautions in case one accidentally breaks.
Ready for a laugh? Well, loosen those jocularity straps, because here
are the guide's official, stepby-step highlights:
EVACUATE the room for 15 minutes, open the windows and turn off all
airconditioning or heating.
WIPE hard surfaces with damp towels, which are to be sealed in a glass
jar. If the bulb breaks over carpet, vacuum up the fragments and put the
dust bag in the jar.
CONTACT your council to see if the jar can go into the rubbish bin. If
not, ask for the location of an approved toxic waste disposal facility
and drive straight over.
IF fragments land on your clothes or bedding, throw away the garments or
linen in another sealed container (the jar will be full of paper towels
by that stage).
THE next few times you vacuum, open the windows again and turn off the
airconditioning or heating.
There are many other precautions American authorities are mandating,
including using strips of electrical tape to collect microscopic
fragments, but you have heard enough to get the gist. No doubt the
planet will thank us for using the ecologically friendly bulbs that are
due to be phased in at the end of the year.
If Mother Earth has a sense of humour, she will probably be chuckling
her head off at what many may see as the worst light bulb joke of all time.
--
rgds,
Pete
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http://pw352.blogspot.com/
"Rudds awkward, folksy addresses to troops in Afghanistan denigrated
their intelligence and the reason why they're there"
"Thank you Mr.Howard and Mr. Costello for the Christmas present Mr. Rudd sent me"
-media comments
Red Alert on Green Bulbs
Roger Franklin, Herald Sun News, 19/1/09
WE'VE all heard those gags about how many people of various sorts and
backgrounds are needed to change a light bulb. No point in repeating
them, especially in this day and age, when eagle-eyed humour police are
forever in pursuit of insensitive and inappropriate jests.
But there is one light bulb joke that remains perfectly safe to tell.
That's because it happens to be true, and gets sillier by the day.
What we're talking about is the plan to replace this nation's
oldfashioned incandescent bulbs with energy-efficient compact
fluorescent ones.
Because the new bulbs contain minute dollops of mercury, the US
Environmental Protection Agency has issued a set of extensive
precautions in case one accidentally breaks.
Ready for a laugh? Well, loosen those jocularity straps, because here
are the guide's official, stepby-step highlights:
EVACUATE the room for 15 minutes, open the windows and turn off all
airconditioning or heating.
WIPE hard surfaces with damp towels, which are to be sealed in a glass
jar. If the bulb breaks over carpet, vacuum up the fragments and put the
dust bag in the jar.
CONTACT your council to see if the jar can go into the rubbish bin. If
not, ask for the location of an approved toxic waste disposal facility
and drive straight over.
IF fragments land on your clothes or bedding, throw away the garments or
linen in another sealed container (the jar will be full of paper towels
by that stage).
THE next few times you vacuum, open the windows again and turn off the
airconditioning or heating.
There are many other precautions American authorities are mandating,
including using strips of electrical tape to collect microscopic
fragments, but you have heard enough to get the gist. No doubt the
planet will thank us for using the ecologically friendly bulbs that are
due to be phased in at the end of the year.
If Mother Earth has a sense of humour, she will probably be chuckling
her head off at what many may see as the worst light bulb joke of all time.
--
rgds,
Pete
=====
http://pw352.blogspot.com/
"Rudds awkward, folksy addresses to troops in Afghanistan denigrated
their intelligence and the reason why they're there"
"Thank you Mr.Howard and Mr. Costello for the Christmas present Mr. Rudd sent me"
-media comments