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[Peter Hucker]

On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:23 -0000, Bungalow Bill <BugalowBill@abbeyroad.ukcom> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:24:37 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more than about 30C.



I never thought that I would ever get to say this to anyone and really
mean it.

STICK IT UP YER ASS! :-] Hehehehe!

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?


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[The Pig Bladder from Uran]

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:15:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:23 -0000, Bungalow Bill
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:24:37 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more than
about 30C.

I never thought that I would ever get to say this to anyone and really
mean it.

STICK IT UP YER ASS! :-] Hehehehe!

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?

Have you ever heard the term, "wash"? And a healthy ass shouldn't have
anything harmful in it - it's inside your own body, right?
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[Bungalow Bill]

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:15:22 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?

I think you could survive your own fecal remnant attack. Sheesh. Wash
it off already!

 

[Peter Hucker]

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:44:12 -0000, The Pig Bladder from Uranus <pb@example.net> wrote:

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:15:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:23 -0000, Bungalow Bill
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:24:37 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more than
about 30C.

I never thought that I would ever get to say this to anyone and really
mean it.

STICK IT UP YER ASS! :-] Hehehehe!

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?

Have you ever heard the term, "wash"? And a healthy ass shouldn't have
anything harmful in it - it's inside your own body, right?

But some parts of the body aren't supposed to come into contact with other parts.

Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if you can drive it a fair distance.

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[Peter Hucker]

On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:14:33 -0000, Archimedes' Lever <OneBigLever@infiniteseries.org> wrote:

On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:44:51 GMT, zekfrivo@zekfrivolous.com (GregS)
wrote:

In article <o09bi41istpllobpvqheb32e8qj7er0r6c@4ax.com>, pol <shooter@home.nl> wrote:
An IR thermometer will not be very accurate on lower as body temps due
to the radiation measured.


An IR is good for above 50 F or 25 C
Calibration is best done close to the temps really measured.
And yes boiling and freezing water is very accurate and the method
with the black body is best.



I noticed that my typical Fluke IR thermometer only works at room
temperature. I took it outside last winter, and after the unit starts
to cool, forget it.


Now, if you examine the spec Fluke published, you should find a range
of operation, under which it is meant to give a calibrated reading.

The device (IR Transducer) that does the reading (likely a resistor
bolometer) is perfectly capable of reading lower, but the electronics it
feeds only got designed to work in a specific voltage window, so there
will be no read out below a certain threshold. It has to do with Fluke's
circuitry and calibrated window of operation. The transducer itself is
capable of far more, I guarantee it. Just don't point it at the Sun.

Go on, poke fun at me, what would actually happen?


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[SoothSayer]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if you can drive it a fair distance.

Bannana in the tailpipe fails as well...


Bwuahahahaha!

 

[Archimedes' Lever]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:51:36 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

Go on, poke fun at me, what would actually happen?

If it is a resistor bolometer, one can burn it up by pointing it at the
sun.

Some have integrated FETs, and it would blow that... too.

 

[Dave Martindale]

"Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> writes:

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more than
about 30C.

Probably. I just tried a couple of inexpensive IR thermometers, and
both read between 36 and 37 degrees C while looking into my mouth.
Sounds about right (though I'm not about to check it using a bare
thermocouple).

Dave

 

[Dave Martindale]

zekfrivo@zekfrivolous.com (GregS) writes:

In article <o09bi41istpllobpvqheb32e8qj7er0r6c@4ax.com>, pol
shooter@home.nl> wrote:
An IR thermometer will not be very accurate on lower as body temps due
to the radiation measured.

An IR is good for above 50 F or 25 C
Calibration is best done close to the temps really measured.
And yes boiling and freezing water is very accurate and the method
with the black body is best.

I noticed that my typical Fluke IR thermometer only works at room
temperature. I took it outside last winter, and after the unit starts
to cool, forget it.

Was it inaccurate only while cooling down, or did it remain inaccurate
once fully cooled to outside temperature? The sensor's own temperature
matters, and there should be a thermistor or something to measure the
sensor temperature and compensate for it, but this can be screwed up if
temperature is changing rapidly.

Dave

 

[Peter Hucker]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:31:09 -0000, SoothSayer <SaySooth@themonastery.org> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:


Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if you can drive it a fair distance.


Bannana in the tailpipe fails as well...


Bwuahahahaha!

Not as much backpressure as a spud.

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[Peter Hucker]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:31:00 -0000, Dave Martindale <davem@cs.ubc.ca> wrote:

"Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> writes:
Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more than
about 30C.

Probably. I just tried a couple of inexpensive IR thermometers, and
both read between 36 and 37 degrees C while looking into my mouth.
Sounds about right (though I'm not about to check it using a bare
thermocouple).

Never had the use of an IR one.

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[Richard The Dreaded Liber]

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:44:12 -0000, The Pig Bladder from Uranus
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:15:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:23 -0000, Bungalow Bill
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:24:37 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more
than about 30C.
...
STICK IT UP YER ASS! :-] Hehehehe!

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?

Have you ever heard the term, "wash"? And a healthy ass shouldn't have
anything harmful in it - it's inside your own body, right?

But some parts of the body aren't supposed to come into contact with other
parts.
....

Well, it is true that you can't touch your ear with your elbow; are you
talking about the "naughty bits"? That's just the body shame that got
programmed into you by strict religious parents.

Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if
you can drive it a fair distance.

This makes no sense whatsoever.

Cheers!
Rich

 

[SoothSayer]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:41:08 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:31:09 -0000, SoothSayer <SaySooth@themonastery.org> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:


Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if you can drive it a fair distance.


Bannana in the tailpipe fails as well...


Bwuahahahaha!

Not as much backpressure as a spud.

That should have said "Try to feed the exhaust pipe into the passenger
compartment, and see if you can drive it a fair distance."

Hehehehehhee! Reminds me of Slaughterhouse Five...

 

[Peter Hucker]

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:17:42 -0000, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian <null@example.net> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:44:12 -0000, The Pig Bladder from Uranus
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:15:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:23 -0000, Bungalow Bill
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:24:37 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com

Have I got really rubbish thermometers? I've tried measuring body
temperature both in my mouth and under my arm, and it's never more
than about 30C.
...
STICK IT UP YER ASS! :-] Hehehehe!

And if next time I forgot I'd done that, and stuck it in my mouth?

Have you ever heard the term, "wash"? And a healthy ass shouldn't have
anything harmful in it - it's inside your own body, right?

But some parts of the body aren't supposed to come into contact with other
parts.
...
Well, it is true that you can't touch your ear with your elbow; are you
talking about the "naughty bits"? That's just the body shame that got
programmed into you by strict religious parents.

My parents aren't religious, luckily. Or I'd have been thrown out of home for making fun probably.

Are you seriously suggesting that excrement is safe to eat?

Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if
you can drive it a fair distance.

This makes no sense whatsoever.

Cheers!

Those two lines together made me laugh. It reminded me of a drunk person.

My point was the exhaust is not compatible with the air intake. It would choke. Same as if you inhaled farts.

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[Peter Hucker]

On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:15:33 -0000, SoothSayer <SaySooth@themonastery.org> wrote:

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:41:08 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:31:09 -0000, SoothSayer <SaySooth@themonastery.org> wrote:

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote:


Try feeding the exhaust pipe into the air intake in your car and see if you can drive it a fair distance.


Bannana in the tailpipe fails as well...


Bwuahahahaha!

Not as much backpressure as a spud.


That should have said "Try to feed the exhaust pipe into the passenger
compartment, and see if you can drive it a fair distance."

Hehehehehhee! Reminds me of Slaughterhouse Five...

Am I allowed to use scuba gear?


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Does a pedometer detect child molesters?

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:41:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:17:42 -0000, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:

But some parts of the body aren't supposed to come into contact with
other parts.
...
Well, it is true that you can't touch your ear with your elbow; are you
talking about the "naughty bits"? That's just the body shame that got
programmed into you by strict religious parents.

My parents aren't religious, luckily. Or I'd have been thrown out of home
for making fun probably.

Are you seriously suggesting that excrement is safe to eat?

Some animals _have to_ eat their own excrement - notably rabbits.

But I'm not suggesting you take your rectal temp. when your rectum is
full; and you'd wash it before putting it away anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx-_RCwVEqY

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Peter Hucker]

On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:16:56 -0000, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:41:22 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:17:42 -0000, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:21:06 +0000, Peter Hucker wrote:

But some parts of the body aren't supposed to come into contact with
other parts.
...
Well, it is true that you can't touch your ear with your elbow; are you
talking about the "naughty bits"? That's just the body shame that got
programmed into you by strict religious parents.

My parents aren't religious, luckily. Or I'd have been thrown out of home
for making fun probably.

Are you seriously suggesting that excrement is safe to eat?

Some animals _have to_ eat their own excrement - notably rabbits.

WHY?!?

But I'm not suggesting you take your rectal temp. when your rectum is
full;

You mean the shit magically doesn't stick to the sides?

and you'd wash it before putting it away anyway.

I'd want to bloody sterilise it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx-_RCwVEqY

See - made him pass out!

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[Andrew Gabriel]

In article <op.ulhxx11y4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net>,
"Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> writes:

On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:16:56 -0000, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

Some animals _have to_ eat their own excrement - notably rabbits.

WHY?!?

I don't know about rabbits (maybe something to do with digesting
cellulose in grass, which is notoriously difficult to do).
Cows do something similar, but it's done internally (i.e. chewing
the cud).

Many animals have to eat their parents' excrement -- that's how
they get the right bacteria into their gut to breakdown the type
of food found in that locality. Elephants are probably the best
known example of this, and adults will also repeat this if they
are moved to a different location where the diet changes.

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[Peter Hucker]

On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:02:27 -0000, Andrew Gabriel <andrew@cucumber.demon.co.uk> wrote:

In article <op.ulhxx11y4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net>,
"Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> writes:
On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:16:56 -0000, Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote:

Some animals _have to_ eat their own excrement - notably rabbits.

WHY?!?

I don't know about rabbits (maybe something to do with digesting
cellulose in grass, which is notoriously difficult to do).
Cows do something similar, but it's done internally (i.e. chewing
the cud).

Many animals have to eat their parents' excrement -- that's how
they get the right bacteria into their gut to breakdown the type
of food found in that locality. Elephants are probably the best
known example of this, and adults will also repeat this if they
are moved to a different location where the diet changes.

Oh, I thought it was just perverted elephants I saw!

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Helsingissä 27. päivänä toukokuuta 2008


"Mielipiteitten esittäminen julkisuuteen nettiin valtiovallan
erityissuojeluksessa."

"Voi esittää mielipiteitä ja antaa ydinkriittisiä lausuntoja kirjallisesti
toimittamalla ne työ- ja elinkeinministeriön kirjaamoon tai ministeriön
viralliseen sähköpostiosoitteseen kuuleminen@tem.fi) viimeistään 25.07.2008.
Annetuissa lausunnoissa pyydetään viittaamaan diaarinumeroon
820/815/2008."Kaiki innolla mukaan nuijimaan ydinrikosta ihmiskuntaa vasteen
kohden lopullista päättävää Nyyrbergin oikeudenkäyntiään! Sinä, juuri sinä
laiskahkosti olutta ja naksuja ryystävä olet tähtäimessämme! Ota ikionkeesi
ja koska gallubin mukaan inhoat syvästi ydinvoimarikosta ja olet kasvavassa
2/3 osan maailmankattavan ydinvastustaiuuden syvä toivo PIRISTY! Jo YKSI
keskeinen esiin tuotu ydinhaitta voi upottaa koko läpimädän
korruptioydinlaivan pysyvästi. Tavalla, josta miljoonat lapsenlapsemme
tulevat kultaisin patsain kiittämään.

*JUURI SINÄ TÄSSÄ JA NYT. Ydinvoima on tieten tehty valtiomonopolinen
ydinsodan julistus kansaamme vastaan. Jonka estämisessä JUURI sinulla on se
tärkein ääni esittää loppumisen puolesta. EU onkin jo antanut Euroopan
laajuiset uudisenergian kasvuvaateet vuoteen 2020 +25% lisäpakottein
ydinvoimaloiden alasajoksi. Vuoteen 2050 mennessä luku taas jo tuplataan
maailman KAIKEN ydinasevarusteluenergian tappamiseksi maailman kartalta. Nyt
sinulla rakas kansalainen on oma osasi tässä taistelussasi ydinkiimaa
vastaan! Toimi tässä ja nyt. Koska syntymättömät kärsijät eivät siihen
kykene. Ydinvoima tappaa jo nyt maailmalla 7,3miljoonaa vuosittain. Aiotko
havahtua vasta kun nollia tulee lisää ja mitään ei ole enää tehtävissä?

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**Suunnattoman sukseen ja megasuosion saavuttanut YVA-07 raporttisaetti oli
jo niin verraton setti, että kaipaa VÄLITÖNTÄ jatkoaan. Maamme brutaali
tapaa sensuroida ydinkritiikiä on synnyttänyt pahaa verta aina muistamiimme
"Lipposhaukkujaisiin" EU/Saksaa myöten. Siksi myös TEM/Posiva ja muut
huolestuneet ydinterroriepäillyvarjostuneet haluavat turvata iloksemme
Sisäministerikontroloinnin saavuttamattoman ja lehtisensuroinneista
piittaamattoman VIRALISEN YDINKRITIIKIN KANAVAN suojelukseensa! Ja koska
YVA-07 oli kiistaton kritiikinkannuksen suksee päättää siis Posiva/TEM ja
itse valtiohallinto edustajiensa (ent. KTM)Jorma Aurelan, Posivan Äikään,
Seppälän, Friiberien yms. ja vastaavien massiivisin verotukiaistuein
toimeenpaneman kamppanjakoostein aukaista JÄLLEEN ovet ydinkritiikivyörystä
saranoiltaan paiskovan vapaan ydinkritiikifoorumin! Haluatko, että SINUN
kaukoviisaan ja "Ytimekkään" ydinvastaviisautesi kylkeen tulee Suomen
karjuvan valtioleijonan vahvistama virallinen leimaus ja notuuli vapaaseen
luentaan ilman Sisäministeriestoja?

**Haluatko, että tulevassa ydinrikosoikeudenkäynnissä Haagissa ydinala
vastaa juuri SINUN esittämiin ydinrikossyytteisiin ihmisyyttä vastaan?
Varmista ihmeessä eturivin syyttäjän paikka lastemme riemuksi. Ylpeänä he
voivat kertoa olleensa syyttämässä TVO/Posivoita jo ennen syntymäänsä
kauttasi. Vielä vuosituhansien päästä varmistat materiaalisi säilymisen
historiallisena raportina ajastaikaan ja olet ikiajan kiitelty
ydinvastavirtuoosi ilman ajan hampaan purentaa. Kaiken tämän, ja paljon
enemmän juuri sinulle haluaa ydinhallintomme/TEM taata kätösinsä vaivojaan
säästämättä. Kaikki intomiellä mukaan. Ydinala pyytää raippoja, ennenkaikkea
julkista ruoskintaa ja konstailemattoman aitoja syitä ydinvastaisen Suomen
hurjaan järkiytymiseen ydinkritikitsunamein. Tällä kertaa teemamme
olkoon:"SATA VALITUSTA RIKKI, ettei TEM:n tarvitse enää huokailla H.S:n
tiedotteensa mitättömänpienin alle sadan valituksin!"
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