Jihad needs scientists

Uncle Al wrote:
Closet Jews ?:)
Jim Thompson wrote:
I've done work for GOI MOD (government of Israel, Ministry of
Defense)... sharpest bunch of people in the World. When the going
gets tough, the "don't hold back anything" crowd in Israel WILL
prevail... it will be fun to watch...

So far, so good.

hopefully we will learn from them ;-)

We've touched on this one before:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.electronics.design/browse_frm/thread/b66d0d2471c6c834/2a742ef9a654815a?q=generals-*-*-*-*-*+cbsnews.com+emulate-*-*-*-*-*-*+from.NeoCons+Wyoming+brainless+inconvienced
(The embedded "60 Minutes" link is one of the great stories on this
topic.
The Israelis have been doing it for DECADES with 100% effectiveness.)

Nothing will change in the USA until the *appearance of security* thing
(in which the present majority party is so heavily invested)
is swapped for already-proven methods.

Since so few *understand* the Scientific Method (much less *apply* it),
the migration away from Fake Security(tm)
will only happen after regime change, IMO.

A recent development on this front:
(indexed to a salient comment; the summary is at the top)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/28/1642215&threshold=5&mode=nested#16232855
Fighting against the tide (of parochial beliefs)?
 
<science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.
Good one :)
But the ab-sense of humour of those who already replied is
truly amazing :-(

Dirk Vdm
 
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:02:59 -0700, Jim Thompson
<To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:

On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:41:35 -0700, John Larkin
jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote:

On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:01:30 -0700, Jim Thompson
To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:


I've done work for GOI MOD (government of Israel, Ministry of
Defense)... sharpest bunch of people in the World. When the going
gets tough, the "don't hold back anything" crowd in Israel WILL
prevail... it will be fun to watch... hopefully we will learn from
them ;-)

...Jim Thompson


Jews make up 0.2% of the earth's population and win 20% of the Nobel
prizes. That's a 100:1 ratio.

John

I've commented before that I'm irreligious (had to look that up, I
would have thought "areligious" would work, but it didn't ;-)

But my extended family includes many wonderful Jews... marvelous
emphasis on family and education.

Were I to choose a religion I would be a Jew.

...Jim Thompson
As religions go, it's pretty rational.

A rabbi was asked, "If an Arab puts a gun to my head and tells me that
he'll blow my brains out unless I eat pork, what should I do?" The
rabbi replies, "What are you, crazy or something? Eat the pork!"

John
 
On 29 Sep 2006 09:06:40 -0700, in sci.electronics.design
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com wrote:

Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.
Hey, nice spoof, any suggestions on fantasious nick names?


martin
 
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:18:43 GMT, "Dirk Van de moortel"
<dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote:

science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Good one :)
But the ab-sense of humour of those who already replied is
truly amazing :-(

Dirk Vdm
I don't find _anything_ amusing along these lines.

...Jim Thompson
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John Larkin wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:02:59 -0700, Jim Thompson
To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:

On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:41:35 -0700, John Larkin
jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote:

On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:01:30 -0700, Jim Thompson
To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:


I've done work for GOI MOD (government of Israel, Ministry of
Defense)... sharpest bunch of people in the World. When the going
gets tough, the "don't hold back anything" crowd in Israel WILL
prevail... it will be fun to watch... hopefully we will learn from
them ;-)

...Jim Thompson


Jews make up 0.2% of the earth's population and win 20% of the Nobel
prizes. That's a 100:1 ratio.

John

I've commented before that I'm irreligious (had to look that up, I
would have thought "areligious" would work, but it didn't ;-)

But my extended family includes many wonderful Jews... marvelous
emphasis on family and education.

Were I to choose a religion I would be a Jew.

...Jim Thompson

As religions go, it's pretty rational.

A rabbi was asked, "If an Arab puts a gun to my head and tells me that
he'll blow my brains out unless I eat pork, what should I do?" The
rabbi replies, "What are you, crazy or something? Eat the pork!"

John

This exact same situation came up ~175 BC, and is chronicled in 1 and 2
Maccabees (Old Testament). Only then it wasn't Arabs, it was
Hellenistic Seleucid Greeks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Maccabees

The story is told there of members of a family who would rather die
under torture than eat pork offered up to the Greek idols.

Michael
 
In article <ej5rh29gjlij4vkkh8lo7uvupssuif4ec7@4ax.com>, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> writes:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:10:48 GMT, mmeron@cars3.uchicago.edu wrote:

In article <1159561995.236231.287830@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, mrdarrett@gmail.com writes:

Uncle Al wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com wrote:

Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.
[snip]

Hey stooopid, the only competent and qualified academic and industrial
scientists are Jews.


Were Wernher von Braun (V-2) or Sergey Korolyov (Sputnik) Jewish? How
about Edward Teller (Hungarian, "Father of the Hydrogen Bomb") and
Andrei Sakharov (Soviet nuclear scientist)?

Actually, Edward Teller was Jewish.

Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool,
meron@cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same"

I thought as much, but wasn't sure.

There was a pretty amazing bunch of Hungarian Jews that arrived to the
US at that time. Including von Neumann, Wigner, Szilard and Teller,
in physics, and von Karman in aeronautics.

Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool,
meron@cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same"
 
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:46:10 -0400, John Popelish wrote:
Jessie wrote:

*Moron*

It may be true, but it isn't patriotic to so describe the CIA's only
idea of an inside operation.
ROFLMAO!

Thanks!
Rich
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."
Well, those would be yummy too.

Eric Lucas
 
John Larkin wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:01:30 -0700, Jim Thompson
To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:


I've done work for GOI MOD (government of Israel, Ministry of
Defense)... sharpest bunch of people in the World. When the going
gets tough, the "don't hold back anything" crowd in Israel WILL
prevail... it will be fun to watch... hopefully we will learn from
them ;-)

...Jim Thompson


Jews make up 0.2% of the earth's population and win 20% of the Nobel
prizes. That's a 100:1 ratio.

John
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews

"Many studies show Ashkenazi Jews as having the highest average IQ of
any tested ethnic group."

Cheers,
James
 
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.
[snip]

Hey stooopid, the only competent and qualified academic and industrial
scientists are Jews.


Were Wernher von Braun (V-2) or Sergey Korolyov (Sputnik) Jewish? How
about Edward Teller (Hungarian, "Father of the Hydrogen Bomb") and
Andrei Sakharov (Soviet nuclear scientist)?

Actually, Edward Teller was Jewish.

Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool,
meron@cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same"

I thought as much, but wasn't sure.

There was a pretty amazing bunch of Hungarian Jews that arrived to the
US at that time. Including von Neumann, Wigner, Szilard and Teller,
in physics, and von Karman in aeronautics.
I was going to post that many had fled, and of those that remained and
survived were not allowed to work in science.

Jena
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you
get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."

Well, those would be yummy too.
But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins....
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness
to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his
work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as
to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and
a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you
get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."

Well, those would be yummy too.


But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins....
I don't understand why posts like this are allowed.

.... Johnny
 
"martin griffith" <mart_in_medina@yahoo.esXXX> wrote in message news:ge7rh2dhhptpsilekktnd9svbtdirpq2lb@4ax.com...
On 29 Sep 2006 09:06:40 -0700, in sci.electronics.design
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com wrote:

Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Hey, nice spoof, any suggestions on fantasious nick names?
Hadji Maharadji?

Dirk Vdm
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear
physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness
to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his
work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as
to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and
a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you
get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."

Well, those would be yummy too.


But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins....



I don't understand why posts like this are allowed.
Like yours? Who allowed it?
 
"Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote in message news:3u7rh2dcbrutjmgqqnte0b7hur9aea55k7@4ax.com...
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:18:43 GMT, "Dirk Van de moortel"
dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com> wrote:


science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Good one :)
But the ab-sense of humour of those who already replied is
truly amazing :-(

Dirk Vdm


I don't find _anything_ amusing along these lines.
I agree with you that humour is not supposed to be
necessarily _amusing_ .

Dirk Vdm
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear
physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at
the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply.
Readiness
to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain
information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his
work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate
as
to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname
and
a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the
candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address.
Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs
you
get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."

Well, those would be yummy too.


But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins....



I don't understand why posts like this are allowed.


Like yours? Who allowed it?
Don't jump on me - I meant the original post, not the replies.
 
<science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.
This stuff is real funny - now let's have a laugh about, for instance, the
recent US high school shootings.
 
Uncle Al wrote:

Hey stooopid, the only competent and qualified academic and industrial
scientists are Jews. Ever hear of the Manhattan Project? If you had
any brains (here, go look)
So says another ethnocentric and deluded Jew idiot. That incredibly
wasteful project wouldn't have gotten off the ground without the 100's
of thousands of non-Jew industrial engineering practitioners who made it
happen. But as usual, many of the leading scientists, Jew and non-Jew,
were all a bunch of egomaniacal narcissists, so to listen to their
narrative, they were the only ones who did anything.
I wonder ( in a manner of speaking- I personally do not experience any
wonderment ) if any of the idiots here know what was the second biggest
top secret project of war, comparable in magnitude to the Manhattan
project, and put into effect early on with indisputably decisive results.
 
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EE123 wrote:
T Wake wrote:
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1159546000.821580.253400@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jihad needs competent scientists in the fields of nuclear physics,
chemistry and biology. Qualified scientists and engineers at the
Master/Ph.D. level and above are encouraged to apply. Readiness to
travel and to pass a preliminary examination is required.

Anyone interested should send his anonymous CV to the address
science_for_jihad@yahoo.com . The CV should contain information
reflecting the academic level reached by the candidate and his work
experience. The information however should not be so accurate as to
identify the candidate. An appropriately fantasious nickname and a
birth date corresponding to the approximate age of the candidate
should
also be provided, together with a working email address. Further
instructions will follow.

Blatant trolling aside, how do you propose to validate the CVs you
get?

I take it this isn't a job that would come with a pension scheme
then...



Pension?? Sure, there is a pension.

There will be 70 beautiful virgins waiting for you
in heaven!!!

Or, wait ... Was it 70 angry Virginians??

Dave

In reality, "virgin" is a mistranslation of "white raisin."

Well, those would be yummy too.


But seventy wouldn't last eternity. Unless they were BIG raisins....
Neither would virgins...

- YD.

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