FS Fluke 9010As with RS232 option $99

[John Fields]

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:22:46 GMT, "Art Mallet - Artfromny - formerly
A218@aol.com" <artgames@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

John Fields may perhaps be the only man in America that thinks that emails
titled "Enlarge your penis now" are not spam but salvation

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Sorry, but I'm not part of that congregation!

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:28:27 -0400, "MARK" <MARKLINE@OPTONLINE.NET>
wrote:

Hey Art.He wouldn't know a Fluke from a Flounder.

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ISTM that you're the fluke that's floundering.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:24:02 -0400, "MARK" <MARKLINE@OPTONLINE.NET>
wrote:

You are a real professional.

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Yes, I am.
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That's why you waste time looking up old posts.?????.

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It's what we professionals call "research" and it's time well spent,
not that you'd know anything about it.

For example, had I not looked up your posting history I wouldn't
have been able to cite the examples I did, which go a long way
toward proving what a loser you really are.
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You have no confidence in yourself.

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I don't see how you came to that conclusion other than, perhaps,
wishful thinking.
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That's why you try so hard to use big words that very few people
use these days in ordinary conversation.

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While most folks don't seem to have a problem understanding what I
write, your problem seems to be that you don't understand words
containing more than two syllables. There's really no reason why I
should "dumb down" to your level when with a little effort and a
dictionary, even you could become semi-literate.
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I suggest you go play with some kids younger then yourself.
It will make you feel like a big man.

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Sounds like an excerpt from the diary of a pederast. I decline.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:21:05 GMT, "Art Mallet - Artfromny - formerly
A218@aol.com" <artgames@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

I was thinking, as I read some of your replies to these posts, that perhaps
you arent quite as big an ass as you want people to think you are

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Thanks, I think...
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Tellya what - send me your address and I will mail you one of my free Fluke
Info CDs

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Right now I'm into Freescale's EVM's behind P&E, so I don't need the
CD, but thanks anyway.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:56:10 GMT, "Steve Muccione"
<home*DOT*muccione@verizon.net> wrote:

you guys should read some of this nitwits other postings on the web... he's
a real nuckelhead... spouts off like he understands what he's talking about
and then continuously get's ripped by others for spewing ass juice from his
mouth (I kind of like that analogy...)

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I kind of get the feeling that you like anything that's even mildly
associated with feces, but speaking of "knuckleheads", knucklehead,
there are posts below that you've copied from Pig Bladder, Fred
Kemper, John Fields, and Michael A. Terrell.

Do you think it might be possible for you to momentarily step out of
that haze that seems to envelop you and tell us who the fuck you're
talking about?
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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:4303CC2B.E36B1497@earthlink.net...
John Fields wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 22:03:09 GMT, Pig Bladder
pigbladder@neodruid.net> wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:12:56 -0700, Fred Kemper wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:12:56 -0700, Fred Kemper TOP POSTED:

Wow. Maybe you should go have
that stick checked that seems to
be firmly planted up your wahzoo...


No, John has a stick that he keeps trying to stick up other people's
butt.

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Why Miss Piggy!!!

Whatever do you mean?

You're arrogant when you say something stupid and you stand behind
it and it gets shoved up your ass and you don't like it? Try being
a little less arrogant next time.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer


Just kill file the drunken bitch. End of problem.

--
Link to my "Computers for disabled Veterans" project website deleted
after threats were telephoned to my church.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

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Thank you ever so much,
--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On 18 Aug 2005 22:13:03 -0700, "Matty-t"
<matthews@audio-doctors.com> wrote:

Who the fuck are you?
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Just another troll?
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1: You *DO* owe us an apology for your "non-technical" comment. Why
don't you just call us apes while your at it?
^^^^

you're <---------+
|
Well, "apes" is a little strong, but it should be --+

As far as the "non-technical" goes, I believe that was dealt with in
another post, but if I did ruffle any of y'alls feathers, I do
apologize.
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I hear the term
"professional circuit designer" every now and then. It's usually used
by some of the REAL chip designers (that happen to be members of this
"monkeypit") to describe the guy thats busy fucking up the entire
prototype while they are trying to debug it. You are a glorified tech
at best. A wallmounted piece of paper and a CAD tutorial doesn't make
you anything special by far. I don't care what you claim.

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I'm not the one making specious claims, _you_ are. You know nothing
about me and obviously haven't even bothered to check out my posting
history before deciding that you know enough to back up what you're
saying. I, on the other hand, am making no claims, I'm just stating
fact and I can't imagine why it galls some of you so much (well,
actually, I can) when I put Professional Circit Designer in my sig.
Would you be so incensed if I wrote "Professional Golfer" in there?
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We have guys here that have FORGOTTEN more shit then you will EVER
know in your field.

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Again, unless you can _prove_ it that's just so much bullshit.
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Just because they fuck off to blow off steam, crack
jokes, and have hobbies does not make them retarded. Childish maybe,
but not retarded. Well, there are a few exceptions.

2: I don't like art, and art does not like me. let's get that straight
from the bat I am not defending him. But let's modify this analogy. We
are sitting in our kitchen cooking, art comes in pushing blenders, and
YOU? come out of nowhere like we are your bitches and your captain
save-a-hoe. RGVAC is OUR house. We don't need you for shit. If we don't
like him we WILL tell him ourselves. And if you don't believe we are
capable of ranting all by ourselves about people; just look around you.
Bitching is not a hobby here, it's a lifestyle =)

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What you don't seem to realize is that Art didn't just post to
rgvac, (if that's where you're coming from) he also crossposted to
alt.electronics and the sci.electronics.* groups where I read his
unsolicited commercial SPAM and responded to it, from there, in my
fashion. So, you see, the fact that Art invaded _all_ of our houses
resulted in rebukes being sent to all of the houses as well. Simple,
really.
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So since it should be painfully clear that we are not in need of your
superhero antics, how about you remove us from the crosspost list and
go save someone who needs it.

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What group would that be, Sherlock? I see four of 'em in the
"Newsgroups" list and I don't see your name on any of 'em.
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This is our group and if we have a problem with it we can tell him ourselves.

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Sorry, Charlie. I don't need you to speak for me, wherever I may
be. Also, chances are that I may just subscribe to whatever NG
you're coming from and then it'll be _our_ house. How cozy!
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3: Go fuck yourself, your mailman, the fire hydrant outside, and have
a outstanding day.

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Same to ya, _and_ the horse ya rode in on.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[Art Mallet - Artfromny -]

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:1nfbg1t779acb1a4qfi3qhpmovened37h4@4ax.com...

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:24:02 -0400, "MARK" <MARKLINE@OPTONLINE.NET
wrote:
I suggest you go play with some kids younger then yourself.
It will make you feel like a big man.

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Sounds like an excerpt from the diary of a pederast. I decline.
^^^^^^^^^^

Damn - there is a 19th century word if I ever heard one - obsolete and
unused mostly today, other than perhaps amongst VERY literal interpreters of
the Holy Bible

Art

 

[Keith Williams]

In article <Rs8Ne.19928$Hx4.8866@twister.nyroc.rr.com>,
artgames@nycap.rr.com says...

Uh - Keith - not looking to bust your chops, I dont think I know you and
have nothing whatsoever against you (Mark is a big boy and a city dude and
he can fight his own battles

So far, he's not show any such ability.

but you really need to review this sentence you posted:
""No nerd, unless by being an engineer *you*
classifies me as a nerd. ""

Oops. A case of over-editing. It should have been; "No nerd, unless
being an engineer *you* classify me as a nerd." (was; "No, nerd, unless
by being an engineer, that classifies me as a nerd", but I wanted to
"personalize it". ;-)

just kidding around, no offense meant

;-) I'm no grammarian and rarely play one on the Usenet. I do find
illiterate kiddies annoying. I'm disgusted that much tax money is
being flushed down the public schools and "Marks" come out.

--
Keith

 

[John Fields]

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:05:09 GMT, "Art Mallet - Artfromny - formerly
A218@aol.com" <artgames@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

"John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote in message
news:1nfbg1t779acb1a4qfi3qhpmovened37h4@4ax.com...
On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:24:02 -0400, "MARK" <MARKLINE@OPTONLINE.NET
wrote:
I suggest you go play with some kids younger then yourself.
It will make you feel like a big man.

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Sounds like an excerpt from the diary of a pederast. I decline.
^^^^^^^^^^

Damn - there is a 19th century word if I ever heard one - obsolete and
unused mostly today, other than perhaps amongst VERY literal interpreters of
the Holy Bible

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Nah, my Webster's dates it to between 1720-1730 (first written
occurrence) and doesn't mark it as archaic, so it's still alive and
well, even though "pedophile" seems to be the preferred term today.

"Pederast" however, is more specific than "pedophile" and, I
thought, turned Mark's insult back on him rather more concisely.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[Keith Williams]

In article <GqbNe.65$KX7.47@fe10.lga>, MARKLINE@OPTONLINE.NET says...

C'mon Art.He's a fucking Nerd.))
^ ^

| no cap
space(2)

I suppose you're a virgin? ...makes perfect sense.

--
Keith

 

[Mark Zenier]

In article <NiLMe.12901$Co1.1404@lakeread01>,
Bret Pehrson <bret@classicade.com> wrote:

John Fields wrote:
On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:04:42 -0700, Bret Pehrson
bret@classicade.com> wrote:


John Fields wrote:

Crappola. All SPAM is noxious, problematic garbage.

Please explain to me how a "Fluke 9010As with RS232 option" is off topic
and/or spam in any of the groups originally posted.


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The electronics newsgroups were chartered for the purpose of
discussion of matters electronic, not as a medium to advertise the
sale of goods. There are newsgroups chartered especially for that
purpose, and that is where Mallet's stuff belongs. Or on ebay, but
certainly not on sci.electronics.* or alt.electronics, and when he
posts there, knowing full well that he's doing so in violation of
the groups' charters, then that's SPAM.


I'm just being argumentative, this is what I find for the charters:

alt.electronics (proposed)

Charter: To further the spread of electronics knowledge and provide a
forum where beginners may ask questions and acquire information not
otherwise readily available in the local community.

http://tinyurl.com/bthwh

and the charter for sci.electronics.design is:

"Discussions relevant to the design of electronics circuits."

http://tinyurl.com/8t55r

Granted, there may be (and are) better places for FS posts relating to
electronic equipment, but I don't see that it is prohibited in either AE
or SED.

Read the joint Rationale for sci.electronics.components, sci.electronics.
design, and sci.electronics.equipment, along with the charter and rationale
for misc.industry.electronics.marketplace.

Mark Zenier mzenier@eskimo.com
Googleproofaddress(account:mzenier provider:eskimo domain:com)

 

[Rich The Newsgroup Wacko]

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:56:16 -0500, John Fields wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 22:07:30 GMT, Pig Bladder
pigbladder@neodruid.net> wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:22:53 -0500, John Fields wrote:

On 17 Aug 2005 14:12:56 -0700, "Fred Kemper" <pbgarage@davlin.net
wrote:

Wow. Maybe you should go have
that stick checked that seems to
be firmly planted up your wahzoo...

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Wow. Why? do you want a lollypop?

Hey, babe, you can pop my lolly any time you want to! <leer, snort> >:-

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Ugh.

LOL!
--
Cheers!
Rich
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"Baltimore, n.: Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their flea collars."

 

[Rich The Newsgroup Wacko]

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:30:11 -0700, Craig Yarbrough wrote:

What's funny is that since this all began, no one including professor
numbnuts has bothered to change the title. So for the past five hours
or so Art's advert has been at or near the top of every group
cross-posted. Is it working yet John?

I know of a nice cat farm somewhere out in Wyoming you might be
interested in......

He wouldn't be able to raise cats - he would plant them too deep.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
"... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you
have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity
hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win
the approval of the Republican Right. For example, they had him make a
speech oozing praise all over William Loeb, deceased publisher of the
Manchester (N.H.) Union Leader and Slime Journalist. Loeb had dumped
viciously all over George in the 1980 New Hampshire primary. But when the
Right held a big tribute for Loeb, George came back to the fold, like a
man with a bungee cord wrapped around his neck."
-- Dave Barry, "The Twinkie and the Squid"

 

[Rich The Newsgroup Wacko]

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:54:23 -0500, John Fields wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 22:03:09 GMT, Pig Bladder
On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:12:56 -0700, Fred Kemper wrote:
On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:12:56 -0700, Fred Kemper TOP POSTED:

Wow. Maybe you should go have
that stick checked that seems to
be firmly planted up your wahzoo...

No, John has a stick that he keeps trying to stick up other people's
butt.

Why Miss Piggy!!!

Whatever do you mean?

You're arrogant when you say something stupid and you stand behind
it and it gets shoved up your ass and you don't like it? Try being
a little less arrogant next time.

It's easy to be humble when you're successful, but it takes a lot of
class to be arrogant when you're a total failure! ;-)

(And yes, when I say something stupid I stand behind it until somebody
says something stupider. Interestingly, I usually don't have to wait
long. ;-P )
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
"It takes little strain and no art
To bang out an echoing fart.
The reaction is hearty
When you fart at a party,
But the sensitive persons depart."

 

[John Fields]

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:49:34 GMT, Rich The Newsgroup Wacko
<wacko@example.com> wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:30:11 -0700, Craig Yarbrough wrote:

What's funny is that since this all began, no one including professor
numbnuts has bothered to change the title. So for the past five hours
or so Art's advert has been at or near the top of every group
cross-posted. Is it working yet John?

I know of a nice cat farm somewhere out in Wyoming you might be
interested in......

He wouldn't be able to raise cats - he would plant them too deep.

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You can't raise cats, you can only hope they like you enough to let
you feed them.


--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[John Fields]

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:53:33 GMT, Rich The Newsgroup Wacko
<wacko@example.com> wrote:

It's easy to be humble when you're successful, but it takes a lot of
class to be arrogant when you're a total failure! ;-)

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It's easy to pretend to be humble when you're successful, but it
doesn't cost anything to be arrogant when you've got nothing to
lose.
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(And yes, when I say something stupid I stand behind it until somebody
says something stupider. Interestingly, I usually don't have to wait
long. ;-P )

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The problem with that standpoint is that you can't recognize when
somebody says something smarter, and your universe is, therefore,
degenerative.

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

 

[Rich The Newsgroup Wacko]

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:37:59 -0500, John Fields wrote:

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:53:33 GMT, Rich The Newsgroup Wacko

(And yes, when I say something stupid I stand behind it until somebody
says something stupider. Interestingly, I usually don't have to wait
long. ;-P )

The problem with that standpoint is that you can't recognize when
somebody says something smarter, and your universe is, therefore,
degenerative.

Oh, heavens! I've been degenerative since you were a gleam in your
old man's eye! %-}
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Cheers!
Rich