Feb 1 = Ban the Bulb Day

"David L. Jerkoff"


I expect that most suppliers won't have a clue about it,
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** Wot absurd crap !!!!!!!

All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.


and will happily continue to import through eager suppliers.
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** That is TOTALLY absurd.

All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.

Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.


Customs may not even notice or care (if they do even check stuff),
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** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.


esp when the pleb
that checks sees they are "just lightbulbs".
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** D. L. Jerkoff has posted lotsa absurd drivel here before

- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!


Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.

Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.


So with any luck it'll all just end up as one of those stupid hidden
laws that no-one knows or cares about, and we can forget all this
silliness.
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** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as David L. Jones should be locked
up for his own protection.





...... Phil
 
On Feb 4, 10:15 am, "Phil Allison" <philalli...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
"David L. Jones"
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*snip Phil's usual childish re-post with subject and name changes*

Having fun today Phil? I know I am!

Dave.
 
On Feb 4, 1:25 pm, "Phil Allison" <philalli...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
"David L. Jones"
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Whee, this is fun, just like a merry-go-round!

Dave.
 
On Feb 4, 1:25 pm, John Tserkezis
<j...@techniciansyndrome.org.invalid> wrote:
David L. Jones wrote:
*snip Phil's usual childish re-post with subject and name changes*
Having fun today Phil? I know I am!

Too bad he's right for most of it.

I'm quite sure customs will make a television show out of it.

Coming to a screen near you: Light bulb smugglers. These criminals will go
to any lengths to bring in these banned products. But customs are ahead of
their game.

Tonight we show a smuggle attempt go wrong for the smugglers, after they
paid off the wrong people in an attempt to get their warez into the country.
Their incredibly massive 10,000 piece haul of 15-50 watt incandescent light
bulbs were intercepted and confiscated, where otherwise would make it into the
community and create enough greenhouse gas to kill enough trees that would
have made about 100,000 pages of paper.

Which is a good thing, because co-incedently, that is about how much
paperwork customs will go through in the process of stopping those bulbs.

And a good job they're doing too. Worse than drugs those bulbs are. Not
content with killing just pot-heads, now they're killing everyone else.
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It would sure make some great television.
This one is in todays news:
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,27574,25001891-2862,00.html
Next it'll be people smuggling bulbs down their pants.
Customs might introduce a new kick-in-the-groin technique to see if
anything shatters :->

I don't know where I am, but I've had enough and I want to get off now.
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You can always move to NZ?

Dave.
 
"David L. Jerkoff"


I expect that most suppliers won't have a clue about it,
Click to expand...
** Wot absurd crap !!!!!!!

All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.


and will happily continue to import through eager suppliers.
Click to expand...

** That is TOTALLY absurd.

All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.

Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.


Customs may not even notice or care (if they do even check stuff),
Click to expand...

** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.


esp when the pleb
that checks sees they are "just lightbulbs".
Click to expand...

** D. L. Jerkoff has posted lotsa absurd drivel here before

- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!


Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.

Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.


So with any luck it'll all just end up as one of those stupid hidden
laws that no-one knows or cares about, and we can forget all this
silliness.
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** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as ** David L. Jones ** should be
locked
up in a mental institution for his own protection.





...... Phil
 
On Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:35:49 -0800, David L. Jones wrote:

I don't know where I am, but I've had enough and I want to get off now.

You can always move to NZ?
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I gather you don't watch Border Patrol on TV?


Oh wait, you cruel bastard.
 
Phil Allison wrote:

I expect that most suppliers won't have a clue about it,
** Wot absurd crap !!!!!!!
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Phil, you've already done this one. Time to pick another.
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Phil Allison wrote:

Phil, you've already done this one.

** Never tell me what to do -

you ANENCEPHALIC WOG PIG
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True on all counts, so what?

No wait, you're trying to insult me.

Keep trying. You might even surprise me and come up with something original.
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ian field wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)


The really smelly decomposing flesh farts don't seem all that flammable,
you
need cabbage or beans farts to get a good flame - even eggy farts need a
windproof lighter for guaranteed ignition every time.


One idiot that lived a few houses from me when I was a kid used to
carry a cigarette lighter to shoot about a six foot flame, till one set
his pants on fire. He wasn't paying attention to the slight breeze was
blowing the wrong way, and the flame wrapped around both sides of him.
:)

Did he quit after that or check wind direction in future?

Bet he wasn't troubled by butt crispies.
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His parents took away the lighter when he had to go home with the
seat of his pants burnt away.

He was in my boy scout troop. He woke up one night to find a skunk
licking his face. The fact that he never bathed must have confused the
poor skunk.


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"David L. Jones" wrote:
On Feb 3, 8:46 pm, "Phil Allison" <philalli...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
"David L. Jones"

All Phil's usual dribble snipped.

I thought that might get you all riled up and foaming Phil, thanks for
the laugh!

Can't wait to see you going around with your plastic badge dobbing in
all these hardened crims selling illegal light bulbs. Perhaps you'll
get your mug on Today Tonight or A Current Affair as a special
investigative reporter, now that would sure make for some hilarious
television!
Good luck.
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If Phil was on the show they would have to call it 'A Current
Despair'


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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)


The really smelly decomposing flesh farts don't seem all that
flammable,
you
need cabbage or beans farts to get a good flame - even eggy farts need
a
windproof lighter for guaranteed ignition every time.


One idiot that lived a few houses from me when I was a kid used to
carry a cigarette lighter to shoot about a six foot flame, till one set
his pants on fire. He wasn't paying attention to the slight breeze was
blowing the wrong way, and the flame wrapped around both sides of him.
:)

Did he quit after that or check wind direction in future?

Bet he wasn't troubled by butt crispies.


His parents took away the lighter when he had to go home with the
seat of his pants burnt away.

He was in my boy scout troop. He woke up one night to find a skunk
licking his face. The fact that he never bathed must have confused the
poor skunk.
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Did the skunk survive?.
 
ian field wrote:
Michael A. Terrell wrote:

He was in my boy scout troop. He woke up one night to find a skunk
licking his face. The fact that he never bathed must have confused the
poor skunk.


Did the skunk survive?.
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Who knows? It hightailed it for the woods, and we never saw any
skunks for the rest of the week we were at that Boy Scout campground. I
would bet it stayed clear of humans after that, though.


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