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Clifford Heath
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Bob Parker wrote:
"A weed is just a plant in the wrong place"
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ian field
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"Clifford Heath" <no@spam.please.net> wrote in message
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"That weed was planted your honour".
K
kreed
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On Feb 3, 2:31 am, "ian field" <gangprobing.al...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
are going !
Might become a hot selling and 'must have' item soon, the way things
are going !
E
Eeyore
Guest
F Murtz wrote:
Graham
Do you expect customs to check every small package marked gift or even nominal value ?
Graham
E
Eeyore
Guest
Phil Allison wrote:
in possession of an incandescent lightbulb.
What about stage lighting ? PAR cans etc ?
Graham
I can't wait to se hear of the first case of someone being tried for being
in possession of an incandescent lightbulb.
What about stage lighting ? PAR cans etc ?
Graham
P
Phil Allison
Guest
"EeySore" = Graham Stevenson = Rabid Pommy NUTTER
** Totally spurious issue.
Folk here will soon not be able to buy the popular incandescent lamps they
have been buying at retail shops for many decades.
Ebay is simply no option for the vast majority of people and involves
breaking the law.
BTW:
I do not go around suggesting people break the law - like YOU just did.
You fuckwit, scumbag pommy cunt.
** So you cannot read the simple list that was posted ??
....... Phil
** Totally spurious issue.
Folk here will soon not be able to buy the popular incandescent lamps they
have been buying at retail shops for many decades.
Ebay is simply no option for the vast majority of people and involves
breaking the law.
BTW:
I do not go around suggesting people break the law - like YOU just did.
You fuckwit, scumbag pommy cunt.
** So you cannot read the simple list that was posted ??
....... Phil
F
F Murtz
Guest
Eeyore wrote:
if you could make them yourself there is nothing stopping you at the moment.
M
Michael A. Terrell
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ian field wrote:
Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)
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Bob Parker wrote:
On 1/02/2009 22:05 kreed wrote:
Buy shares in the candle business while you are at it, or stockpile
'em before they
are banned too
Eventually politicians will realise that we all exhale naughty
planet-wrecking Carbon Dioxide and try to put a tax on breathing.
Closely followed by tax on farting
Tom
OMG - I'm doomed!
No, it will be whoever is standing behind you when the seal fails.
The local bank revised their layout as a result of that - they used to have
a line of consulting desks alongside the queue for the counters, until I
gassed an elderly couple who'd sat at one of the desks for some banking
advice. Since then they've opened up another room for the desks.
Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)
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ian field wrote:
"I'd like to take you out back of this courthouse and try a little
bit of your honor on!"
Artist: Reed Jerry
Song: When You're Hot,you're Hot
INTRO: A - ADA A - ADA
VERSES
A F#7
Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley
A F#7
Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley
B7 E7 A E7
....And I kept rollin' them sevens, an winnin' all them pots
A F#7
My luck was so good I could do no wrong
A F#7
I jest kept on rollin' and con-trollin' them bones
B7
And finally they jest threw up their hands and said
E7 A E7
..."When you hot, .you hot".I said "Yeah?"
CHORUS
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
...when you're not, you're not
A F#7
Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again
B7 E7 A E7
When you're hot, you're hot
A F#7 B7 E7 A
La la la la- la la la.....La la la -la -la
A F#7 B7 E7 A E7
La la la la- la la la,....when you're hot, you're hot
VERSES
A F#7
Well,.. now every time I rolled them dice I'd win
A F#7
And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again
B7
When I heard somethin' behind me
E7 A E7
...I turned around and there was a big old cop
A F#7
He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said
A F#7
"Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in
B7 E7
And keep all that money for evidence"
A E7
I said ,"Well, son...when you hot,...you hot"
CHORUS
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
And when you're not, you're not
A F#7
You can splain it all down at City Hall
B7 E7 A E7
When you're hot, you're hot
A F#7 B7 E7 A
La la la la- la la la...La la la la - la
A F#7 B7 E7 A E7
La la la la- la la la,..when you're hot, you're hot
VERSES
A F#7
Well,when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes
A F#7
The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized
B7 E7
I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal"
A E7
"I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot"
A F#7
So he gave my friends a little fine to pay
A F#7
He turned around and grinned at me and said
B7 E7 A E7
.."Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot,.you hot"
'N' I said "Thanks a lot"
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
And when you're not, you're not
A F#7
He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me
B7 E7 A E7
He said "Well, when you're hot, you're hot"
OUTTRO VERSE (Talking and Laughhing)
A F#7
I said"Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy,old pal
B7 E7 A
If you wasn't wearin' that black robe
A F#7
I'd take out in back of this courthouse
B7 E7 A
And I'd try a little bit of your honor on
A F#7
You under-stand that, you hillbilly?
B7 E7 A
Who gonna collect my welfare?"
A F#7
...Pay for for my Cadillac?
B7 E7 A
Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?"
A F#7 B - E - A ( fade)
"Judge"
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There are two kinds of people on this earth:
The crazy, and the insane.
The first sign of insanity is denying that you're crazy.
"I'd like to take you out back of this courthouse and try a little
bit of your honor on!"
Artist: Reed Jerry
Song: When You're Hot,you're Hot
INTRO: A - ADA A - ADA
VERSES
A F#7
Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley
A F#7
Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley
B7 E7 A E7
....And I kept rollin' them sevens, an winnin' all them pots
A F#7
My luck was so good I could do no wrong
A F#7
I jest kept on rollin' and con-trollin' them bones
B7
And finally they jest threw up their hands and said
E7 A E7
..."When you hot, .you hot".I said "Yeah?"
CHORUS
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
...when you're not, you're not
A F#7
Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again
B7 E7 A E7
When you're hot, you're hot
A F#7 B7 E7 A
La la la la- la la la.....La la la -la -la
A F#7 B7 E7 A E7
La la la la- la la la,....when you're hot, you're hot
VERSES
A F#7
Well,.. now every time I rolled them dice I'd win
A F#7
And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again
B7
When I heard somethin' behind me
E7 A E7
...I turned around and there was a big old cop
A F#7
He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said
A F#7
"Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in
B7 E7
And keep all that money for evidence"
A E7
I said ,"Well, son...when you hot,...you hot"
CHORUS
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
And when you're not, you're not
A F#7
You can splain it all down at City Hall
B7 E7 A E7
When you're hot, you're hot
A F#7 B7 E7 A
La la la la- la la la...La la la la - la
A F#7 B7 E7 A E7
La la la la- la la la,..when you're hot, you're hot
VERSES
A F#7
Well,when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes
A F#7
The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized
B7 E7
I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal"
A E7
"I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot"
A F#7
So he gave my friends a little fine to pay
A F#7
He turned around and grinned at me and said
B7 E7 A E7
.."Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot,.you hot"
'N' I said "Thanks a lot"
A F#7
When you're hot, you're hot
B7 E7 A
And when you're not, you're not
A F#7
He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me
B7 E7 A E7
He said "Well, when you're hot, you're hot"
OUTTRO VERSE (Talking and Laughhing)
A F#7
I said"Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy,old pal
B7 E7 A
If you wasn't wearin' that black robe
A F#7
I'd take out in back of this courthouse
B7 E7 A
And I'd try a little bit of your honor on
A F#7
You under-stand that, you hillbilly?
B7 E7 A
Who gonna collect my welfare?"
A F#7
...Pay for for my Cadillac?
B7 E7 A
Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?"
A F#7 B - E - A ( fade)
"Judge"
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Mr.T
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I've never seen them under 150W, and therefore exempt, have you?
MrT.
D
David L. Jones
Guest
On Feb 3, 1:50 pm, Eeyore <rabbitsfriendsandrelati...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
happily continue to import through eager suppliers. Customs may not
even notice or care (if they do even check stuff), esp when the pleb
that checks sees they are "just lightbulbs".
So with any luck it'll all just end up as one of those stupid hidden
laws that no-one knows or cares about, and we can forget all this
silliness.
Dave.
wrote:
I expect that most suppliers won't have a clue about it, and will
happily continue to import through eager suppliers. Customs may not
even notice or care (if they do even check stuff), esp when the pleb
that checks sees they are "just lightbulbs".
So with any luck it'll all just end up as one of those stupid hidden
laws that no-one knows or cares about, and we can forget all this
silliness.
Dave.
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Phil Allison
Guest
"David L. Jerkoff"
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.
** That is absurd.
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.
Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.
** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.
** D. L. Jerkoff has posted absurd drivel here before
- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!
Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.
Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.
** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as David L. Jones should be locked
up for his own protection.
And ours.
....... Phil
** Wot absurd crap !!!!!!!
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.
** That is absurd.
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.
Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.
** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.
** D. L. Jerkoff has posted absurd drivel here before
- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!
Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.
Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.
** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as David L. Jones should be locked
up for his own protection.
And ours.
....... Phil
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Eeyore
Guest
Phil Allison wrote:
Good to see neo- Stalinism is on the rise.
Graham
I saw that bit too.
Good to see neo- Stalinism is on the rise.
Graham
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ian field
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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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need cabbage or beans farts to get a good flame - even eggy farts need a
windproof lighter for guaranteed ignition every time.
news:iJWdnaqrQqvxcBrUnZ2dnUVZ_g0AAAAA@earthlink.com...
The really smelly decomposing flesh farts don't seem all that flammable, youian field wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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"Tom" <Tom@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Bob Parker wrote:
On 1/02/2009 22:05 kreed wrote:
Buy shares in the candle business while you are at it, or
stockpile
'em before they
are banned too
Eventually politicians will realise that we all exhale naughty
planet-wrecking Carbon Dioxide and try to put a tax on breathing.
Closely followed by tax on farting
Tom
OMG - I'm doomed!
No, it will be whoever is standing behind you when the seal fails.
The local bank revised their layout as a result of that - they used to
have
a line of consulting desks alongside the queue for the counters, until I
gassed an elderly couple who'd sat at one of the desks for some banking
advice. Since then they've opened up another room for the desks.
Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)
need cabbage or beans farts to get a good flame - even eggy farts need a
windproof lighter for guaranteed ignition every time.
M
Michael A. Terrell
Guest
ian field wrote:
One idiot that lived a few houses from me when I was a kid used to
carry a cigarette lighter to shoot about a six foot flame, till one set
his pants on fire. He wasn't paying attention to the slight breeze was
blowing the wrong way, and the flame wrapped around both sides of him.
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There are two kinds of people on this earth:
The crazy, and the insane.
The first sign of insanity is denying that you're crazy.
One idiot that lived a few houses from me when I was a kid used to
carry a cigarette lighter to shoot about a six foot flame, till one set
his pants on fire. He wasn't paying attention to the slight breeze was
blowing the wrong way, and the flame wrapped around both sides of him.
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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Bet he wasn't troubled by butt crispies.
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Did he quit after that or check wind direction in future?ian field wrote:
Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Good thing they weren't lighting up when you did that, or someone
would have got at least second degree burns. ;-)
The really smelly decomposing flesh farts don't seem all that flammable,
you
need cabbage or beans farts to get a good flame - even eggy farts need a
windproof lighter for guaranteed ignition every time.
One idiot that lived a few houses from me when I was a kid used to
carry a cigarette lighter to shoot about a six foot flame, till one set
his pants on fire. He wasn't paying attention to the slight breeze was
blowing the wrong way, and the flame wrapped around both sides of him.
Bet he wasn't troubled by butt crispies.
D
David L. Jones
Guest
On Feb 3, 8:46 pm, "Phil Allison" <philalli...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
I thought that might get you all riled up and foaming Phil, thanks for
the laugh!
Can't wait to see you going around with your plastic badge dobbing in
all these hardened crims selling illegal light bulbs. Perhaps you'll
get your mug on Today Tonight or A Current Affair as a special
investigative reporter, now that would sure make for some hilarious
television!
Good luck.
Dave.
All Phil's usual dribble snipped.
I thought that might get you all riled up and foaming Phil, thanks for
the laugh!
Can't wait to see you going around with your plastic badge dobbing in
all these hardened crims selling illegal light bulbs. Perhaps you'll
get your mug on Today Tonight or A Current Affair as a special
investigative reporter, now that would sure make for some hilarious
television!
Good luck.
Dave.
Guest
On Feb 3, 8:15 pm, "David L. Jones" <altz...@gmail.com> wrote:
light bulbs, except for 5 left at Coles, 100watt, which I bought. They
had plenty of ES though in all the usual wattages. The room on the
shelves which the banned bulbs took up has already been replaced with
other stuff. They had some reflector types in BC though.
The local Safeway and Coles had No Stock last night of BC standard
light bulbs, except for 5 left at Coles, 100watt, which I bought. They
had plenty of ES though in all the usual wattages. The room on the
shelves which the banned bulbs took up has already been replaced with
other stuff. They had some reflector types in BC though.
P
Phil Allison
Guest
"David L. Jerkoff"
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.
** That is TOTALLY absurd.
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.
Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.
** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.
** D. L. Jerkoff has posted absurd drivel here before
- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!
Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.
Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.
** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as David L. Jones should be locked
up for his own protection. And ours too.
...... Phil
** Wot absurd crap !!!!!!!
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified long ago of the proposals and
the new law.
** That is TOTALLY absurd.
All lamp importers & suppliers were notified of the proposals and the new
law.
Seems none of them put up even the tiniest fight against it - cos it
suited them financially to go along.
** Australian Customs are fully aware of the new law and will be enforcing
it.
** D. L. Jerkoff has posted absurd drivel here before
- but this LOAD of UTTER SHIT takes the bloody cake !!!!
Laws making RETAIL SALE of the same lamps ILLEGAL in all states will be
on place by the end of this year.
Any shopkeeper with them on offer after November 2009 can be fined and stock
confiscated.
** Anyone as ABSURDLY narcissistic as David L. Jones should be locked
up for his own protection. And ours too.
...... Phil
J
John Tserkezis
Guest
David L. Jones wrote:
I'm quite sure customs will make a television show out of it.
Coming to a screen near you: Light bulb smugglers. These criminals will go
to any lengths to bring in these banned products. But customs are ahead of
their game.
Tonight we show a smuggle attempt go wrong for the smugglers, after they
paid off the wrong people in an attempt to get their warez into the country.
Their incredibly massive 10,000 piece haul of 15-50 watt incandescent light
bulbs were intercepted and confiscated, where otherwise would make it into the
community and create enough greenhouse gas to kill enough trees that would
have made about 100,000 pages of paper.
Which is a good thing, because co-incedently, that is about how much
paperwork customs will go through in the process of stopping those bulbs.
And a good job they're doing too. Worse than drugs those bulbs are. Not
content with killing just pot-heads, now they're killing everyone else.
I don't know where I am, but I've had enough and I want to get off now.
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Too bad he's right for most of it.
I'm quite sure customs will make a television show out of it.
Coming to a screen near you: Light bulb smugglers. These criminals will go
to any lengths to bring in these banned products. But customs are ahead of
their game.
Tonight we show a smuggle attempt go wrong for the smugglers, after they
paid off the wrong people in an attempt to get their warez into the country.
Their incredibly massive 10,000 piece haul of 15-50 watt incandescent light
bulbs were intercepted and confiscated, where otherwise would make it into the
community and create enough greenhouse gas to kill enough trees that would
have made about 100,000 pages of paper.
Which is a good thing, because co-incedently, that is about how much
paperwork customs will go through in the process of stopping those bulbs.
And a good job they're doing too. Worse than drugs those bulbs are. Not
content with killing just pot-heads, now they're killing everyone else.
I don't know where I am, but I've had enough and I want to get off now.
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