Crunchy peanut butter is better than plain

[Jim Thompson]

On Wed, 05 May 2004 23:35:16 GMT, Hercules Smackbottom
<wanker@myrealbox.com> wrote:

Did you ever put PB on a dog's nose? (They really don't mind. It only
makes them cross-eyed for a short time.)

For a more profound effect, put plenty of PB on one slice of bread. Give it
to a dog, PB side up. It will stick to the roof of his mouth and keep him
joyfully entertained for quite some time.

Good way to possibly suffocate the dog.

Our new puppy got a piece of rawhide chew-stick stuck to the roof of
her mouth and went frantic. Had to pry her mouth open and remove
it... got bit thru my thumb in the process :-(

...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 

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The damn peanut butter has deteriorated in quality. Now if you put
peanut
butter on hot toast it all runs out like oil.
Peanut butter now has to much vegetable oil added.
What really pisses me off there is no way to know if it is imported
or
Australian peanuts.

Grind your own in a kitchen blender. All it takes is a bag of
unsalted peanuts.

You could also grow your own. But don't let the government know.

Is it forbidden to grow peanuts?

You need a quots from the government.

Nope, not when growing it for your own consumption.

They aren't giving out any more, since they guarantee a price way above the
world market price.

 

[Rich Grise]

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On Wed, 05 May 2004 23:35:16 GMT, Hercules Smackbottom
wanker@myrealbox.com> wrote:

Did you ever put PB on a dog's nose? (They really don't mind. It
only
makes them cross-eyed for a short time.)

For a more profound effect, put plenty of PB on one slice of bread. Give
it
to a dog, PB side up. It will stick to the roof of his mouth and keep him
joyfully entertained for quite some time.

Good way to possibly suffocate the dog.

Our new puppy got a piece of rawhide chew-stick stuck to the roof of
her mouth and went frantic. Had to pry her mouth open and remove
it... got bit thru my thumb in the process :-(

...Jim Thompson

There's a "Got Milk?" TV commercial around here that kind of ooks me
out - some kid lets his dog lick his spoonful of peanut butter, and
for the rest of the commercial, that poor dog tries to lick the
peanut butter off the inside of its mouth. Isn't that cruelty?

Giving a kitten a piece of scotch tape can provide some minutes
of amusement as well. ;->

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rolavine]

I really like Adam's brand crunchy. But I hate Jiff and Skippy, I've been told
they extract the peanut oil and replace it with something like crisco to make
them smoother, yeach!

Peanut butter is great stuff. I like that Thai sauce tool

Rocky

 

[Mark Fergerson]

Fred Bloggs wrote:

Which is why bars set out dishes of peanuts instead of peanut butter?


Those are salted nuts intended to increase thirst and fill the stomach
with liquid absorbing mash to delay onset of inebriation: sells more beers.

I really hate having to explain a joke.

Imagine trying to snack from a dish of peanut butter
after hoisting a few.

OTOH if you drink slower than average, it could provide
some innocent entertainment...

Mark L. Fergerson

 

[TSmith1315]

Picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter, that's peanut butter picky people
pick

Yeah, but choosy mothers choose JIF.

Tim

 

[Aubrey McIntosh]

Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message news:<hj0g90lgkb0p4ang5jsev5tenveri4qkjc@4ax.com>...

Me too... nothing quite like spooning peanut butter straight from the
jar ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Then coat it with Ovaltine.

 

[Dave Cole]

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..pearson@wayit_dot_com_dot_au_remove_the_obvious_to_reply wrote on 5/5/04
04:25:

On Tue, 04 May 2004 15:23:45 -0700, John Larkin
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On Tue, 04 May 2004 13:52:42 -0700, Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
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Me too... nothing quite like spooning peanut butter straight from the
jar ;-)

...Jim Thompson


Interleaved with gulps of milk directly from the carton.

Mo says I should publish the "Eating-Over-The-Sink Cookbook", for guys
only. All meals would start and end within 90 seconds.

John

I am quite a fan of the old 'dick cheese' on nabisco crackers.

http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au/dsf/index.php?d=products&p=cheese_spread

I am a bit partial to the ol' Dick, he was a pioneer in the electonics
hobbiest industry in AU, and over the last few years has decided to
start selling a range of 100% AU foods. He has a damn fine Dick PB
too. People may also know of him through his 'around the world' solo
hot air balloon attemps.

The name alone puts me completely off (this aussi product).

I remember working with a guy who was born in 1901 in the north Texas or
Oklahoma area (VERY rural, he spoke of dirt main streets and civil prisoners
chained to a cable running down the center of main street, it's ends set in
concrete). He told of his youth when he and his buddies (evidently all
uncircumcised) all collected their 'duck butter', gathered it on a saucer,
worked it into some convincingly familiar shape, and caused an evidently
less-than-bright playmate to consume it on saltines.
I often wish I had never heard the colorful telling of the tale. (You may
find yourselves wishing the same)
Horrible mental image! ~~
Dave Cole