Circles on water damaged monitor?

[Commander Kinsey]

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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net
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On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was
building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit
every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch
them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a
wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable
from running out of energy.

Of course its distinguishable from the context.

It still makes you look like an American dumbass.

Only to fools like you.

I use proper English.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

I know how you poms spell it and arent silly enough to spell it that way.

We invented the language.

Nope, you stole it from everyone else.

It's called English, because it's from England.

Why copy a yank instead of a Brit?

I don't copy anyone. I do what makes sense.

That's why I don't fart around with ies and use ys instead.

I am logical with some words. I say and write pronounciation, because it comes from pronounce, not pronunce.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire
specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand
new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a
brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Clearly an operation best avoided.

Most garages are best avoided.

I havent found that with any of them, but then I do almost
all of the work myself and only get stuff like the tires done
for free because I don't have the equipment to do a proper
dynamic balance or wheel alignment myself and can't
justify the cost of that equipment when I need stuff like a
wheel alignment so rarely. Just the once in 60 years in fact.
And it cost peanuts to get it done by a pro who knows
what he is doing and did a brilliant job. Cost just $66 and
he identified why I was getting a significant wheel tramp
at a particular speed which neither me or my mate who is
also an excellent mechanic didn't realise what the cause was.

I often went to SMS for tyres, since they have every size in stock and fit
it while you wait without booking, just turn up, and they're cheap.

Same with the operation I use except I did notice that one customer
had to have their tires ordered. Dunno how common that is with
them. Cant even remember what those tires were for.

That can happen with sporty BMWs with unusual tyres. But if you have a car many others have, hey should be in stock.

One day I got them to fix my brakes - they charged me Ł93
(before labour) for a calliper I could have got for Ł30 on Ebay.

So you should have checked that before you got them to do that.

At that time the car was almost undriveable, I couldn't be bothered taking it back home and in again.

Another garage, Farmer's Autocare, I took the car for an MOT, and they
gave me a list of what needed doing. I bought all the parts, handed them
to the guy, and he refused to fit them, he wanted markup on his own parts.
I called them cowboys, reported them to a few trading bodies, and went to
Foz Sports, who did the work without question.

We fit them ourselves.

I'm a shit mechanic. I've never even replaced a brake.

I go to Foz all the time now, the last visit, he replaced an exhaust
bracket (Ł3.50) and topped up the gearbox oil (a litre for Ł2), then only
charged me half an hour labour on top of that for both things.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street
verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

Doesn't stop it, psychopath.

They prefer not to get beaten.

Thanks for that completely superfluous
proof that you have never had a dog.

Any animal or human will avoid what makes it be punished.

Why do you think people smack their kids?

Dogs work differently to kids.

No, they learn just like us. Why do you think you can make them sit, fetch, etc?

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually stop doing things.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

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Commander Kinsey wrote:
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast..net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one either.

You would if one had fleas.

It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

It caused me pain, so obviously I did the same back.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 19:19:24 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Fredxx wrote:
On 05/05/2019 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


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wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet.
Using urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho..

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

I do not have to walk my dog, I like to walk my dog.

You have a choice?

Of course I do. The daily 30 mile

You misspelt 3 mile.

> walk is good for an

You missed a couple of verys in there.

> old man.

And if you didn't the dog would become unwell and/or agitated.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

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Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


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wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to
comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one
either.

You would if one had fleas.

It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

It caused me pain, so obviously I did the same back.

I do remember the time that you shouted your head off at a lone woman driver
when she chucked a fag out of her car window.
You did admit that you would not have done the same to a man driver.
Cats are just about your mark.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 20:52:34 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
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Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho..

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either..

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to
comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one
either.

You would if one had fleas.

It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

It caused me pain, so obviously I did the same back.

I do remember the time that you shouted your head off at a lone woman driver
when she chucked a fag out of her car window.
You did admit that you would not have done the same to a man driver.
Cats are just about your mark.

I have yelled at men too, I recently told my neighbour (who is twice my size) to go fuck himself, and to stop obeying silly speed limit signs and get out of my bloody way. And you disgust me, being a "fire person" (your own words) and not realising how dangerous lit fags and petrol are together.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 21:20:17 +0100, Commander Kinsey <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote:

On Sun, 05 May 2019 20:52:34 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 19:10:32 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
message newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles..
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin..

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to
comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one
either.

You would if one had fleas.

It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

It caused me pain, so obviously I did the same back.

I do remember the time that you shouted your head off at a lone woman driver
when she chucked a fag out of her car window.
You did admit that you would not have done the same to a man driver.
Cats are just about your mark.

I have yelled at men too, I recently told my neighbour (who is twice my size) to go fuck himself, and to stop obeying silly speed limit signs and get out of my bloody way. And you disgust me, being a "fire person" (your own words) and not realising how dangerous lit fags and petrol are together.

She was just a chavvy Tesco worker anyway, I met her again a year later when returning mouldy cheese. She (perhaps pretended) not to recognise me.

 

[Peeler]

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Birdbrain: "But imagine how cool it was to own slaves."

Senile Rot: "Yeah, right. Feed them, clothe them, and fix them when they're
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After all, you paid good money for them. Then you've got to keep an eye
on them all the time."

Birdbrain: "Better than having to give them wages on top of that."

Senile Rot: "Specially when they make more slaves for you
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[Peeler]

On Mon, 6 May 2019 04:10:32 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


> No surprise there, psychopath.

YOU calling someone ELSE a "psychopath"??? YOUUUUU? Of all people? ROTFLOL

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Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around."

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[Peeler]

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just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rodent: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

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[Rod Speed]

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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn
anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling
the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth
the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular.
One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that
unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up
their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

Its not that black and white, most obviously with the
fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.

I see nothing wrong with that,

Yes, you actually are that stupid.

> they're preventing someone from treading in it.

But now you can walk right into the turd.

> And it doesn't smell inside the bag.

If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able
to pick where a turd was on the ground.

and plenty of those fools hang the bag with the dog shit in it on a
tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them.

Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.

Well it is fucking disgusting. Animals should learn to use flush toilets.

Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't
bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.

It does stop you standing on it.

I only stand on it once a decade or so and even you
should be able to work out how to get if off the
bottom of your shoe if someone was actually silly
enough to lend you a seeing eye dog and a white cane.

I shouldn't have to look at every step I make.

You don't.

And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you
carry one?

I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit
and even you arent actually silly enough to collect
the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.

So you just leave it for someone to stand in?

No one is stupid enough to stand in it and you
leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them
were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.

Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for every
one?

Depends on the bump. The ones down the
main street don't need to slow down much
and we only have one racetrack road which
has a 3 on it and those you don't have to
slow down if you are going at the speed limit.

> It does make it easy to overtake though.

Nope, all of ours are on roads with only
one lane in each direction and the main
street is a fully divided road, no overtaking.

They're all too new to show up on our ancient
street view which is now 10 years old.

I did see the google car about 18 months ago but it must
have had a major fault, the new footage never showed up.

Either that or some paranoid person blew it to bits or something.

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Wrong.

What do you think it's for?

Normal variations in the road surface.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't
use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

Unlikely that particular cat did.

Why do you say that?

Because this is the only time its pissed on that monitor.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn
anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling
the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth
the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular.
One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that
unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up
their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

Its not that black and white, most obviously with the
fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.

I see nothing wrong with that,

Yes, you actually are that stupid.

they're preventing someone from treading in it.

But now you can walk right into the turd.

It's in a bag on a tree, why on earth would you walk into that? Much less likely than treading on the shit that isn't in a bag.

And it doesn't smell inside the bag.

If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able
to pick where a turd was on the ground.

Agreed, your point being?

and plenty of those fools hang the bag with the dog shit in it on a
tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them.

Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.

Well it is fucking disgusting. Animals should learn to use flush toilets.

Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't
bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.

Very few people have managed to train their cat to use a toilet, let alone use the flush handle.

It does stop you standing on it.

I only stand on it once a decade or so and even you
should be able to work out how to get if off the
bottom of your shoe if someone was actually silly
enough to lend you a seeing eye dog and a white cane.

I shouldn't have to look at every step I make.

You don't.

I have to to avoid shit that isn't in bags.

And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you
carry one?

I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit
and even you arent actually silly enough to collect
the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.

So you just leave it for someone to stand in?

No one is stupid enough to stand in it

Then why do you think there's a fine for letting your dog shit?

> and you leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.

Cats tend to do it in flowerbeds. It doesn't get stood in, just all over the hands of people weeding the garden

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them
were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.

Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for every
one?

Depends on the bump. The ones down the
main street don't need to slow down much
and we only have one racetrack road which
has a 3 on it and those you don't have to
slow down if you are going at the speed limit.

Do you have those stupid square ones? If you straddle them well, you can go about double the limit.

And for any bump, if you accelerate as you hit it, you lift the front of your car up and glide over it.

It does make it easy to overtake though.

Nope, all of ours are on roads with only
one lane in each direction and the main
street is a fully divided road, no overtaking.

What do you mean fully divided? Nobody gonna stop me overtaking in a built up area.

They're all too new to show up on our ancient
street view which is now 10 years old.

I did see the google car about 18 months ago but it must
have had a major fault, the new footage never showed up.

Either that or some paranoid person blew it to bits or something.

There's some weird folk around here who must have requested privacy, as if you look around the street views, some houses are blurred out.

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Wrong.

What do you think it's for?

Normal variations in the road surface.

It can handle much more than that. The only time I've had to replace suspension was when it was old and rusty. It can take quite a knock otherwise.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't
use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

Unlikely that particular cat did.

Why do you say that?

Because this is the only time its pissed on that monitor.

No it isn't. It's just the only time it seeped into the LCD panel.

 

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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was
building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit
every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch
them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a
wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found
it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies
too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not
distinguishable
from running out of energy.

Of course its distinguishable from the context.

It still makes you look like an American dumbass.

Only to fools like you.

I use proper English.

I couldn't care less what stupid poms claim is proper english.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

I know how you poms spell it and arent silly enough to spell it that
way.

We invented the language.

Nope, you stole it from everyone else.

It's called English, because it's from England.

Wrong again, and it isnt from that soggy little
frigid island anyway, its stolen from all sorts
of places all over the world, even from the pakis.

Why copy a yank instead of a Brit?

I don't copy anyone. I do what makes sense.

That's why I don't fart around with ies and use ys instead.

I am logical with some words. I say and write pronounciation, because it
comes from pronounce, not pronunce.

I couldn't care less where it comes from.

What matters is whether the individual reading it knows what I
am referring to, and they do when I spell it tire, from the context.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire
specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a
brand
new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a
brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Clearly an operation best avoided.

Most garages are best avoided.

I havent found that with any of them, but then I do almost
all of the work myself and only get stuff like the tires done
for free because I don't have the equipment to do a proper
dynamic balance or wheel alignment myself and can't
justify the cost of that equipment when I need stuff like a
wheel alignment so rarely. Just the once in 60 years in fact.
And it costs peanuts to get it done by a pro who knows
what he is doing and did a brilliant job. Cost just $66 and
he identified why I was getting a significant wheel tramp
at a particular speed which neither me or my mate who is
also an excellent mechanic didn't realise what the cause was.

I often went to SMS for tyres, since they have every size in stock and
fit
it while you wait without booking, just turn up, and they're cheap.

Same with the operation I use except I did notice that one customer
had to have their tires ordered. Dunno how common that is with
them. Cant even remember what those tires were for.

That can happen with sporty BMWs with unusual tyres.

I don't recall it was one of those, one of the smaller
asian things that someone had got for his daughter
and she turned her nose up at and signed up for a new
car just after starting her first job with a bank loan.

> But if you have a car many others have, hey should be in stock.

Mine have always been and most of the time others have
showed up while I was there, theirs has been in stock too.
Not always tho. I don't care if they don't have some in stock
and so can charge lower prices for the common tires like mine.

One day I got them to fix my brakes - they charged me Ł93
(before labour) for a calliper I could have got for Ł30 on Ebay.

So you should have checked that before you got them to do that.

At that time the car was almost undriveable, I couldn't be bothered taking
it back home and in again.

And you know so little about cars that you didn't know what needed doing.

Another garage, Farmer's Autocare, I took the car for an MOT, and they
gave me a list of what needed doing. I bought all the parts, handed
them to the guy, and he refused to fit them, he wanted markup on his own
parts. I called them cowboys, reported them to a few trading bodies, and
went to Foz Sports, who did the work without question.

We fit them ourselves.

I'm a shit mechanic. I've never even replaced a brake.

I've done a lot more than that, including wheel bearings.

That mate of mine has just bought a Merc C180 for
just $1500 which had a bit of miss in the engine and
got the non genuine part needed to fix it for peanuts.

But after what Clare and 'Arlen' have said about high end kraut cars, it
will be interesting to see what else ends up needing fixing over time.

Him and his son had previously had 3 Hyundai Grandeurs
that also cost them peanuts and ended up with 2 good ones
and have cost them nothing because they have sold what
parts they didn't need themselves of the third on ebay etc.

I go to Foz all the time now, the last visit, he replaced an exhaust
bracket (Ł3.50) and topped up the gearbox oil (a litre for Ł2), then
only charged me half an hour labour on top of that for both things.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something very
similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up
the dog behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

Doesn't stop it, psychopath.

They prefer not to get beaten.

Thanks for that completely superfluous
proof that you have never had a dog.

Any animal or human will avoid what makes it be punished.

I'm not actually stupid enough to have a
dog on a lead when out walking with a dog.

Why do you think people smack their kids?

Dogs work differently to kids.

No, they learn just like us.

Thanks for that completely superfluous
proof that you have never had one.

> Why do you think you can make them sit, fetch, etc?

Because they like doing it with fetching.

And can't teach a cat to fetch, for a reason.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually stop doing things.

 

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Commander Kinsey wrote:
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one either.

You would if one had fleas.

Nope, never did, used a flea collar instead.

It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

It caused me pain, so obviously I did the same back.

Yep, you clearly are a psychopath.

 

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Fredxx wrote:
On 05/05/2019 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
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trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet.
Using urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

I do not have to walk my dog, I like to walk my dog.

You have a choice?

Of course I do. The daily 30 mile

You misspelt 3 mile.

walk is good for an

You missed a couple of verys in there.

old man.

And if you didn't the dog would become unwell and/or agitated.

Wrong. Plenty of dogs do fine without any walks.

 

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Birdbrain: "He's not American."

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Senile Rodent: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
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On Mon, 6 May 2019 09:38:37 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
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Birdbrain: "Horse shit doesn't stink."

Senile Rodent: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rodent: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

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Birdbrain: "I have one head but 5 fingers."

Senile Rot: "Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred that
you all have two heads."

Birdbrain: "You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?"

Senile Rot: "The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding that
produces two headed unemployables like you."

Birdbrain: "So why did you mention hairy legs?"

Senile Rot: "Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough to
shave their legs have."

Birdbrain: "You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true:
1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale.
2) You haven't learned what a razor is for."

Senile Rot: "Only a terminal fuckwit or a woman shaves their legs."

Birdbrain: "There is literally zero point in having hair all over your
body."

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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike
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On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And
I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn
anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people
selling
the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth
the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like
a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly
circular.
One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape
marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that
unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up
their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

Its not that black and white, most obviously with the
fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.

I see nothing wrong with that,

Yes, you actually are that stupid.

they're preventing someone from treading in it.

But now you can walk right into the turd.

It's in a bag on a tree, why on earth would you walk into that? Much less
likely than treading on the shit that isn't in a bag.

And it doesn't smell inside the bag.

If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able
to pick where a turd was on the ground.

Agreed, your point being?

That even you should be able to look where you are walking
and not actually roll in the turd like some dogs do.

and plenty of those fools hang the bag with the dog shit in it on a
tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them.

Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.

Well it is fucking disgusting. Animals should learn to use flush
toilets.

Turns out its quite easy to get a cat to do that, but you don't
bother. You let them shit in the neighbours gardens and yours.

Very few people have managed to train their cat to use a toilet,

Bullshit.

> let alone use the flush handle.

Even you should be able to manage that.

It does stop you standing on it.

I only stand on it once a decade or so and even you
should be able to work out how to get if off the
bottom of your shoe if someone was actually silly
enough to lend you a seeing eye dog and a white cane.

I shouldn't have to look at every step I make.

You don't.

I have to to avoid shit that isn't in bags.

Nope, just keep track of whats where you are walking,
like you have to do to stay on the footpath etc.

Even you should be able to manage that.

And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would
you
carry one?

I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit
and even you arent actually silly enough to collect
the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.

So you just leave it for someone to stand in?

No one is stupid enough to stand in it

Then why do you think there's a fine for letting your dog shit?

Because some fools love to have stupid rules.

Same with the even more stupid rule that
the dog must be on a lead at all times.

Only fools take any notice of stupid rules like that.

and you leave you cat shit for someone to stand in.

Cats tend to do it in flowerbeds. It doesn't get stood in, just all over
the hands of people weeding the garden

Which is a lot worse than getting it on your shoe.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them
were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.

Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for
every one?

Depends on the bump. The ones down the
main street don't need to slow down much
and we only have one racetrack road which
has a 3 on it and those you don't have to
slow down if you are going at the speed limit.

Do you have those stupid square ones?

Nope, we arent that stupid. Ours are mostly part of the road.

The ones on the racetrack road are 3 big metal plates
bent in a hump bolted to the road. With those you can
center the car over the plate, have the wheels go down
each side of the plate and get no real bump at all.

> If you straddle them well, you can go about double the limit.

We arent stupid enough to have any like that.

And for any bump, if you accelerate as you hit it, you lift the front of
your car up and glide over it.

Bullshit.

It does make it easy to overtake though.

Nope, all of ours are on roads with only
one lane in each direction and the main
street is a fully divided road, no overtaking.

What do you mean fully divided?

Massive great double width carpark
down the center, with full sized trees.
https://goo.gl/maps/SWUsDGv3CP27Udsx7

Those buggers must be reading my posts,
the streetview has just been updated, 18
months after the car was visible here.

But only on the main street, the rest town is is still
11 years old. The camera must have broken while
zooming round town I spose because I did see it
where the street view hasn't been updated.

That pedestrian crossing is one of the speed bumps.

> Nobody gonna stop me overtaking in a built up area.

They will there when the car in front of you is in the middle
of the road and they always are. There isnt room to get past.

They're all too new to show up on our ancient
street view which is now 10 years old.

I did see the google car about 18 months ago but it must
have had a major fault, the new footage never showed up.

Either that or some paranoid person blew it to bits or something.

There's some weird folk around here who must have requested privacy, as if
you look around the street views, some houses are blurred out.

In this case the whole street still has the old street view.
This is the racetrack with now has the new speed bumps
that arent visible on the street view.

The street view has been updated where I saw the car,
so they must have only bothered with the main streets.

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Wrong.

What do you think it's for?

Normal variations in the road surface.

It can handle much more than that.

Have fun explaining why potholes can fuck it.

The only time I've had to replace suspension was when it was old and
rusty. It can take quite a knock otherwise.

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that
you are no mechanic. It has nothing to do with rust.

Its normally the shock absorbers that get fucked by fools
like you deliberately slamming into the road bumps.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't
use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

Unlikely that particular cat did.

Why do you say that?

Because this is the only time its pissed on that monitor.

No it isn't. It's just the only time it seeped into the LCD panel.

 

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On Mon, 6 May 2019 11:27:41 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
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Typical retarded "conversation" between the Scottish wanker and senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse shit doesn't stink."

Senile Rodent: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rodent: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

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