Circles on water damaged monitor?

[Commander Kinsey]

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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up their shit.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were already obeying the speed limit. Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use up the memory for a month.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

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Commander Kinsey wrote:
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net> wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html


Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?! Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.

That's what you say when you're fed up of your wife. Solder clearly has an L. If you pronounce it without the L, you're an idiot.

Can you tell the difference between myrrh and mirror? Tourist and terrorist? You just have lazy mouths over there.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 10:10:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and pissed on
your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been pissing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never pissed on my monitor. She pissed in the house once
when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully
who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy pissing in the
house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

When my puppy pissed in the house she was shown the piss, given a slap, just
enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back garden. She has
never again pissed in the house.

That's what I do with the cats.

If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So, dogs are
not so stupid.
A cat will just shit and piss in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

A cat can use a cat flap. All but one of mine simply go outside when they need to, without having to wake me.

 

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 15:06:17 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

No, just peeler the well known troll.

....says the really hilarious troll-feeding plonker who pretends he killfiled
some REAL trolls but EAGERLY keeps conversing with them, after they changed
nym even when it's obvious who they are, as they don't even try to hide who
they are by repeating the same bullshit they said before. Just HOW desperate
and lonely are you seniles on these groups really? LOL

 

[Peeler]

On Mon, 6 May 2019 00:03:19 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE WAY!
BG

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

Quick to distract from the fact that you ARE obviously incapable of
understanding what "<FLUSH>" means, aren't you? It IS indicative of your
senility. <tsk>

 

[Peeler]

On Mon, 6 May 2019 02:22:13 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH senile trollshit again>

So, what made you get out of bed at 02:22 in Australia again, senile Rodent?
Your senility? Or was it the Scottish sociopath who is so much like you and
to whom you can relate so well, you abnormal sociopathic Australian bitch?

--
Richard addressing Rot Speed:
"Shit you're thick/pathetic excuse for a troll."
MID: <ogoa38$pul$1@news.mixmin.net>

 

[Peeler]

On Mon, 6 May 2019 02:20:30 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH 137 !!! lines of the two sociopaths' latest absolutely idiotic
bullshit>

Maybe you SHOULD consider sleeping in some time, senile Rodent, instead of
getting up every day between 1 and 4 am just to be able continue with your
endless bullshit? <BG>

--
Sqwertz to Rot Speed:
"This is just a hunch, but I'm betting you're kinda an argumentative
asshole.
MID: <ev1p6ml7ywd5$.dlg@sqwertz.com>

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:16:40 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote:

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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

and plenty of those fools hang the
bag with the dog shit in it on a tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them. It does stop you standing on it. And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you carry one?

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was
building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit
every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch
them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a
wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable
from running out of energy.

Of course its distinguishable from the context.

It still makes you look like an American dumbass.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

I know how you poms spell it and arent silly enough to spell it that way.

We invented the language. Why copy a yank instead of a Brit?

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand
new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a
brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Clearly an operation best avoided.

Most garages are best avoided. I often went to SMS for tyres, since they have every size in stock and fit it while you wait without booking, just turn up, and they're cheap. One day I got them to fix my brakes - they charged me Ł93 (before labour) for a calliper I could have got for Ł30 on Ebay. Another garage, Farmer's Autocare, I took the car for an MOT, and they gave me a list of what needed doing. I bought all the parts, handed them to the guy, and he refused to fit them, he wanted markup on his own parts. I called them cowboys, reported them to a few trading bodies, and went to Foz Sports, who did the work without question. I go to Foz all the time now, the last visit, he replaced an exhaust bracket (Ł3.50) and topped up the gearbox oil (a litre for Ł2), then only charged me half an hour labour on top of that for both things.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

Doesn't stop it, psychopath.

They prefer not to get beaten. Why do you think people smack their kids?

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:22:13 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote:

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Commander Kinsey wrote:
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to comb it. It got fucking belted.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:28:20 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 10:10:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And
I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a
circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and pissed
on your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been pissing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never pissed on my monitor. She pissed in the house once
when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully
who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy pissing in the
house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

When my puppy pissed in the house she was shown the piss, given a
slap, just enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back
garden. She has never again pissed in the house.

That's what I do with the cats.

Lilke fuck you do! You hurt them you twat.

I only hurt them enough to scare them into not doing it again, just like you did with the puppy. I have no desire to injure it and pay a vet bill.

If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So,
dogs are not so stupid.
A cat will just shit and piss in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

A cat can use a cat flap. All but one of mine simply go outside when
they need to, without having to wake me.

And shit in a neighbour's garden, or the litter tray in your house.

I have no litter tray in my house, they shit in my garden anyway, as I've fenced it in. I got fed up of some getting stolen or run over.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

 

[Peeler]

On Mon, 6 May 2019 02:16:40 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH trollshit>

Is your senility not letting you sleep in again, you clinically insane,
cantankerous, senile bitch? LOL

--
Bill Wright addressing senile Ozzie cretin Rodent Speed:
"Well you make up a lot of stuff and it's total bollocks most of it."
MID: <pj2b07$1rvs$2@gioia.aioe.org>

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1aa11emwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread
that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD
monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a
horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

I do not have to walk my dog, I like to walk my dog.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:16:40 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:12:24 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:35:27 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z08idtg7wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn
anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling
the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular.
One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up
their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

Its not that black and white, most obviously with the
fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.

and plenty of those fools hang the
bag with the dog shit in it on a tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them.

Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.

> It does stop you standing on it.

I only stand on it once a decade or so and even you
should be able to work out how to get if off the
bottom of your shoe if someone was actually silly
enough to lend you a seeing eye dog and a white cane.

And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you
carry one?

I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit
and even you arent actually silly enough to collect
the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Wrong.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

Unlikely that particular cat did.

 

[Fredxx]

On 05/05/2019 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1aa11emwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieÂŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread
that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD
monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a
horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

I do not have to walk my dog, I like to walk my dog.

You have a choice?

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1buwkkiwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:20:30 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1bqs9czwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:15:43 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1ad5hgpwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed
rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1aatmuqwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z09xpbv9wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was
building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit
every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch
them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a
wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable
from running out of energy.

Of course its distinguishable from the context.

It still makes you look like an American dumbass.

Only to fools like you.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

I know how you poms spell it and arent silly enough to spell it that way.

We invented the language.

Nope, you stole it from everyone else.

> Why copy a yank instead of a Brit?

I don't copy anyone. I do what makes sense.

That's why I don't fart around with ies and use ys instead.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire
specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand
new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a
brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Clearly an operation best avoided.

Most garages are best avoided.

I havent found that with any of them, but then I do almost
all of the work myself and only get stuff like the tires done
for free because I don't have the equipment to do a proper
dynamic balance or wheel alignment myself and can't
justify the cost of that equipment when I need stuff like a
wheel alignment so rarely. Just the once in 60 years in fact.
And it cost peanuts to get it done by a pro who knows
what he is doing and did a brilliant job. Cost just $66 and
he identified why I was getting a significant wheel tramp
at a particular speed which neither me or my mate who is
also an excellent mechanic didn't realise what the cause was.

I often went to SMS for tyres, since they have every size in stock and fit
it while you wait without booking, just turn up, and they're cheap.

Same with the operation I use except I did notice that one customer
had to have their tires ordered. Dunno how common that is with
them. Cant even remember what those tires were for.

One day I got them to fix my brakes - they charged me Ł93
(before labour) for a calliper I could have got for Ł30 on Ebay.

So you should have checked that before you got them to do that.

Another garage, Farmer's Autocare, I took the car for an MOT, and they
gave me a list of what needed doing. I bought all the parts, handed them
to the guy, and he refused to fit them, he wanted markup on his own parts.
I called them cowboys, reported them to a few trading bodies, and went to
Foz Sports, who did the work without question.

We fit them ourselves.

I go to Foz all the time now, the last visit, he replaced an exhaust
bracket (Ł3.50) and topped up the gearbox oil (a litre for Ł2), then only
charged me half an hour labour on top of that for both things.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street
verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

Doesn't stop it, psychopath.

They prefer not to get beaten.

Thanks for that completely superfluous
proof that you have never had a dog.

> Why do you think people smack their kids?

Dogs work differently to kids.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually stop doing things.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1buxgsawdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...

On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:22:13 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1bqtvd9wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1aa11emwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

I was scratched severely by one of my cats when I was trying to comb it.

I've never actually been stupid enough to comb a cat, or bath one either.

> It got fucking belted.

No surprise there, psychopath.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Fredxx wrote:

On 05/05/2019 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:29:33 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z1aa11emwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in
message newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ
Tekkie@comcast.net> wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander
Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok,
my cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) -
why the circles? I can't believe the "water" physically
spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection
in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles.
You wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet.
Using urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a
bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting
flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

I don't walk my cat. You have to walk your dog.

I do not have to walk my dog, I like to walk my dog.

You have a choice?

Of course I do. The daily 30 mile walk is good for an old man.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 18:54:50 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote:

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 17:16:40 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:12:24 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:35:27 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z08idtg7wdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn
anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling
the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular.
One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up
their
shit.

Don't believe that

Either you're a good law abiding citizen or you're not.

Its not that black and white, most obviously with the
fools that hang their bags of dog shit on trees etc.

I see nothing wrong with that, they're preventing someone from treading in it. And it doesn't smell inside the bag.

and plenty of those fools hang the
bag with the dog shit in it on a tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

I guess they think the council will collect them.

Much more likely that they don't want to carry it around.

Well it is fucking disgusting. Animals should learn to use flush toilets.

It does stop you standing on it.

I only stand on it once a decade or so and even you
should be able to work out how to get if off the
bottom of your shoe if someone was actually silly
enough to lend you a seeing eye dog and a white cane.

I shouldn't have to look at every step I make.

And to be fair, some places could do with more bins - how far would you
carry one?

I'm not actually silly enough to collect dog shit
and even you arent actually silly enough to collect
the shit your cats leave in the neighbour's gardens.

So you just leave it for someone to stand in?

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

Don't slow down for them or don't obey the speed limit?

Don't obey the speed limit but do slow down for them.

Are you one of those annoying people who slow down and speed up for every one? It does make it easy to overtake though.

Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Suspension is designed for that.

Wrong.

What do you think it's for?

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

They tend to choose favourite places.

Unlikely that particular cat did.

Why do you say that?