B
b.a. marcus
Guest
GEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!
EEng <unmaileeng@budget.net> wrote in message news:<scbmuvk39rd6sm5j1a8ehac46lf6rs8511@4ax.com>...
EEng <unmaileeng@budget.net> wrote in message news:<scbmuvk39rd6sm5j1a8ehac46lf6rs8511@4ax.com>...
Hah! That's GREAT! I sent a copy to my attorney after changing the
year from 2001 to 2004....he's gonna luv it
On 24 Dec 2003 12:59:53 -0800, Winfield Hill
Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
Chuck Harris wrote...
Winfield Hill wrote:
John Fields wrote...
I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas!
Bah, humbug!
And a cheerful Bah, humbug to you as well Win!
---------- (seen on Groklaw)
From me (hereinafter referred to as "the wishor") to you (hereinafter
referred to as the "wishee") Please accept without obligation, except as
stated herein, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-
addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2001, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms:
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
3. This greeting is communicated "as is" and implies no promise by the
wishor to actually implement any of the wishes, nor does it create any
warranties of any kind, except as expressly stated herein.
4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
6. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
7. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether real or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect
of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third
party's names and images are hereby acknowledged.
Thanks,
- Win
whill_at_picovolt-dot-com