super sensitive microphone

[|-|erc]

"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote ...

|-|erc wrote:

The maser beam does make audio! You can hear half a dozen American
agents talking all day.
Given 1000s of people in Townsville have heard them, how would you
explain a noise source
that follows you everywhere?

Herc



Lets assume for a moment there is a satellite that can punch a maser
beam powerful enough to heat surface air enough to modulate audio.

You'd spot it's presence by the burnt spot on the ground caused by the
microwave heating and by people exploding as their fluids turn to steam.

Let's guesstimate the microwave to audio efficiency is 10%. The sound is
probably less than that from a 10 Watt speaker, so at the ground level you're
getting 100 Watts of microwave, the beam is probably diverged to 1m2, I
don't see people exploding from the higher energy sunlight hitting them.

Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.

That's nothing, they can say and hear, and play tricks on me in public every day
and whisper in people's ears what to say about me.

In actual fact I suspect you are hearing a certain Sydney toaster/
microwave oven repairman due to cold weather atmospheric ducting of
microwaves under repair.

It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.

Herc

 

[Ross Herbert]

On Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:49:32 GMT, "|-|erc" <h@r.c> wrote:

:"JERD" <jedunkremove@bigpond.net.au> wrote ...
:>
:> "|-|erc" <h@r.c> wrote in message
:> news:rIT8m.6227$ze1.5486@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:>> Any ideas how to record faint background noises? All the mikes I tested
:>> you have to speak into.
:>>
:>> Herc
:>
:> We sure need more information on this question!
:
:
:A satellite(s) follows me everywhere making noise (voices) probably by heating
the air
:at accoustic frequencies with a MASER.
:
:For 7 years straight, verbally abusing me all day every day, and no its not in
my head.
:
:Herc aka The Truman


Allo..allo! I think we've got a live one 'ere....

 

[Mark Harriss]

David L. Jones wrote:

Mark Harriss wrote:
-|erc wrote:

The maser beam does make audio! You can hear half a dozen American
agents talking all day.
Given 1000s of people in Townsville have heard them, how would you
explain a noise source
that follows you everywhere?

Herc


Lets assume for a moment there is a satellite that can punch a maser
beam powerful enough to heat surface air enough to modulate audio.

You'd spot it's presence by the burnt spot on the ground caused by the
microwave heating and by people exploding as their fluids turn to
steam.
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.

That's possible. You can buy directional speaker systems now. Woody Norris
was one of the first people to develop practical ones that worked. Here is a
demo (not that you can really hear the effect of course)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9G9M0cR0E
http://www.explainthatstuff.com/directional-loudspeakers.html

Dave.

I'll check it out, I do remember reading about ultrasonic drivers that
would heterodyne where the beams intersected to produce audio in mid-air

 

[Clint Sharp]

In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes

Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/

And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

--
Clint Sharp

 

[Clint Sharp]

In message <fQ99m.6426$ze1.5154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, |-|erc
<h@r.c> writes

It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a
semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.
Perhaps it might be cheaper to start with a roll of aluminium foil?

Herc

--
Clint Sharp

 

[|-|erc]

"Clint Sharp" <clint@clintsmc.demon.co.uk> wrote ...

In message <fQ99m.6426$ze1.5154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, |-|erc
h@r.c> writes
It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a
semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.
Perhaps it might be cheaper to start with a roll of aluminium foil?

Man you're gonna feel so silly when The Truman Show goes public!

alternate response : I wish I had a dollar every time someone told me about alfoil deflector beanies.

Herc

 

[Mark Harriss]

Clint Sharp wrote:

In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/

And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Yes!!! how did you know??......wait (looks around for hidden camera)

 

[Dennis]

"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote in message
newsKGdnWX4es7FdvvXnZ2dnUVZ8hxi4p2d@westnet.com.au...

Clint Sharp wrote:
In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/

And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.


Yes!!! how did you know??......wait (looks around for hidden camera)

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us aircraft
carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back to 19xx and a
spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?

 

[David Eather]

Dennis wrote:

"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote in message
newsKGdnWX4es7FdvvXnZ2dnUVZ8hxi4p2d@westnet.com.au...
Clint Sharp wrote:
In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/
And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Yes!!! how did you know??......wait (looks around for hidden camera)




What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us aircraft
carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back to 19xx and a
spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?

"final countdown"

 

[Dennis]

"David Eather" <eather@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:E4CdnZhQhteklPrXnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@supernews.com...

Dennis wrote:
"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote in message
newsKGdnWX4es7FdvvXnZ2dnUVZ8hxi4p2d@westnet.com.au...
Clint Sharp wrote:
In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong place,
picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the negotiating
table as one party awaits the reply of the other and a voice suddenly
says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/
And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Yes!!! how did you know??......wait (looks around for hidden camera)




What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back to
19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?



"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread just
seems to be going in circles.....

 

[ian field]

"|-|erc" <h@r.c> wrote in message
news:zJB9m.6662$ze1.832@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

"Clint Sharp" <clint@clintsmc.demon.co.uk> wrote ...
In message <fQ99m.6426$ze1.5154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, |-|erc
h@r.c> writes
It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a
semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.
Perhaps it might be cheaper to start with a roll of aluminium foil?

Man you're gonna feel so silly when The Truman Show goes public!

alternate response : I wish I had a dollar every time someone told me
about alfoil deflector beanies.

You get that a lot do you?

 

[clanker]

Dennis wrote:

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back to
19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?


"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread just
seems to be going in circles.....

"Philadelphia Experiment" ?

 

[Mark Harriss]

clanker wrote:

Dennis wrote:

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back
to 19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?


"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread
just seems to be going in circles.....


"Philadelphia Experiment" ?

There was a Philadelphia Experiment sequel where the Nazis got hold of
a nuke armed stealth bomber from the future and won WW2 with it.

 

[|-|erc]

"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote

clanker wrote:
Dennis wrote:

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back
to 19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?


"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread
just seems to be going in circles.....


"Philadelphia Experiment" ?

There was a Philadelphia Experiment sequel where the Nazis got hold of
a nuke armed stealth bomber from the future and won WW2 with it.

Time travel is a joke. Effectively you have to unwind all the physical and chemical
reactions backwards many years in an instant, the whole universe except for the
time travellers atoms. With billions of intelligent life throughout the universe, once
time travel technology was discovered we'd never progress much further into the future.
And don't give me that multiple worlds BS.

Herc

 

[David L. Jones]

Dennis wrote:

"David Eather" <eather@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:E4CdnZhQhteklPrXnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@supernews.com...
Dennis wrote:
"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote in message
newsKGdnWX4es7FdvvXnZ2dnUVZ8hxi4p2d@westnet.com.au...
Clint Sharp wrote:
In message <8JGdne5F8flsePnXnZ2dnUVZ8jKdnZ2d@westnet.com.au>, Mark
Harriss <billy@blartco.co.uk> writes
Still it would be awesome to throw your voice at right/wrong
place, picture two teams of diplomats sitting tensely at the
negotiating table as one party awaits the reply of the other and
a voice suddenly says the wrong thing out of nowhere.
http://www.cgoakley.demon.co.uk/vlhurgs/
And the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small
dog.

Yes!!! how did you know??......wait (looks around for hidden
camera)

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes back
to 19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X ???

Anyone remember it?



"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread
just seems to be going in circles.....

I've got the Blue Undreground remastered copy of it. Superb transfer and
great extra features, highly recommended.
http://www.blue-underground.com/product.php?product=32

Dave.

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Check out my Electronics Engineering Video Blog & Podcast:
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[David L. Jones]

|-|erc wrote:

"Mark Harriss" <billy@blartco.co.uk> wrote
clanker wrote:
Dennis wrote:

What's the name of that movie (probably from the 80's) where a us
aircraft carrier drives into a worm hole & a jet fighter goes
back to 19xx and a spitfire or something comes forward to 198X
??? Anyone remember it?


"final countdown"

yeah thats it, thanks. Must go get a copy, this tinfoil hat thread
just seems to be going in circles.....


"Philadelphia Experiment" ?

There was a Philadelphia Experiment sequel where the Nazis got hold
of a nuke armed stealth bomber from the future and won WW2 with it.

Time travel is a joke. Effectively you have to unwind all the
physical and chemical reactions backwards many years in an instant,
the whole universe except for the time travellers atoms. With billions of
intelligent life throughout
the universe, once time travel technology was discovered we'd never
progress much further into the future. And don't give me that
multiple worlds BS.

Makes for great movies and TV though. Just finished watching the 5th season
of Lost, very cool.
Anyone else notice the gratuitous oscilloscope placements in the final
episode?

Dave.
--
================================================
Check out my Electronics Engineering Video Blog & Podcast:
http://www.alternatezone.com/eevblog/

 

[Mark Harriss]

David L. Jones wrote:

Makes for great movies and TV though. Just finished watching the 5th season
of Lost, very cool.
Anyone else notice the gratuitous oscilloscope placements in the final
episode?

Dave.

Never watch it, they get bonus points though for gratuitous use of a
Lissajous figure.

 

[Bob Larter]

Clint Sharp wrote:

In message <fQ99m.6426$ze1.5154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, |-|erc
h@r.c> writes
It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a
semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.
Perhaps it might be cheaper to start with a roll of aluminium foil?

<http://zapatopi.net/afdb/>

--
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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

 

[ian field]

"Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:h4f45n$cug$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

Clint Sharp wrote:
In message <fQ99m.6426$ze1.5154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, |-|erc
h@r.c> writes
It's some government agency, they claim to be US. If I can just get a
semi decent
microphone working I'll upload their audio.
Perhaps it might be cheaper to start with a roll of aluminium foil?

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

An AFDB won't help if the OP was abducted by aliens who laid eggs in their
brain!