Plasma ball return path?

[Uncle Peter]

On Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:51:38 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au> wrote:

On 22/04/14 04:23, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Mon, 21 Apr 2014 12:09:01 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
wrote:

On 21/04/14 05:05, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 12:06:07 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
wrote:

On 19/04/14 10:08, Uncle Peter wrote:











At the very least, the secondary of the transformer must have two ends
... one connects to the central spike inside the ball and the other end
*must* connect somewhere .... maybe to the iron former of the
transformer itself or, maybe, to some circuit board.

In any case, the primary winding *must* return to the mains supply some
how!!

Wall wart 240VAC to 12VAC. Connected to this is a bridge rectifier with
a smoothing capacitor. Connected to that is a hidden circuit, with ONE
output wire, to the spike in the ball.

Did you not read this line, Peter, ...."one connects to the central
spike inside the ball and the other end *must* connect somewhere"

For current flow, *there must be two connections* !! Just because you
cannot determine where it is doesn't mean it doesn't exist!!

Which is what I first thought, then someone else said it was
capacitive. It most certainly does NOT exist. I can clearly see a
sealed unit with three wires coming from it. Two are the 15VDC supply
wires, the other goes to the centre of the discharge tube.

If it is capacitive, it is capacitive. Did you read where I mentioned
you shoe acting as the dielectric of a capacitor??

Yes I know. But the side of the capacitor connected to the HT supply is not visible.

Alternatively, the three leads out of your box could be...
1. the high tension lead,
2. the power supplies (low) voltage lead, and,
3. the common (earth) rail used by both the high tension supply and the
low tension supply!!

Perhaps.

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[Ian Field]

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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:11:26 +0100, Rheilly Phoull <rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 19/04/14 17:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 02:20:41 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com> wrote:

On 19/04/14 08:08, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 00:33:05 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com> wrote:

On 18/04/14 20:44, Uncle Peter wrote:









Yeah, you're right. We were lying. It's actually done with magic but
don't tell anyone.

Which part of the HV generator isn't grounded. It runs off an
isolated
12V stepdown
transformer didn't you believe?

Hmmm, could it be possible (gasp!) that there is interwinding
capacitance ???

Oooh I love it when you talk dirty!

Yeah, I thought you would. Although have you lost the interest in the
boys ??

What?

He wants to know if you use KY jelly or Swarfega.

 

[Ian Field]

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On Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:42:37 +0100, Rheilly Phoull <rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 16/04/14 07:27, Uncle Peter wrote:
Where is the high voltage return path in a plasma ball?

It's right through your finger down through the left leg into the big
toe and off to ground via your shoe.

But the HV generator isn't grounded. It needs to get from me back to that
somehow. I looked inside one and only one wire leads from it, to the
centre of the sphere. Where is the other one?

Its a really camp toy - you're not supposed to understand how it works.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 07 May 2014 17:33:01 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:11:26 +0100, Rheilly Phoull <rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 19/04/14 17:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 02:20:41 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com> wrote:

On 19/04/14 08:08, Uncle Peter wrote:











Hmmm, could it be possible (gasp!) that there is interwinding
capacitance ???

Oooh I love it when you talk dirty!

Yeah, I thought you would. Although have you lost the interest in the
boys ??

What?

He wants to know if you use KY jelly or Swarfega.

[screws up nose]

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The Doctor smiled and said, "And what dumb advice did this phony give you?"
"He told me to come see you." replied the new patient.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 07 May 2014 19:04:47 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:42:37 +0100, Rheilly Phoull <rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 16/04/14 07:27, Uncle Peter wrote:
Where is the high voltage return path in a plasma ball?

It's right through your finger down through the left leg into the big
toe and off to ground via your shoe.

But the HV generator isn't grounded. It needs to get from me back to that
somehow. I looked inside one and only one wire leads from it, to the
centre of the sphere. Where is the other one?

Its a really camp toy - you're not supposed to understand how it works.

It makes pretty colours.

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[Ian Field]

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On Wed, 07 May 2014 17:33:01 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:11:26 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 19/04/14 17:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 02:20:41 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com> wrote:

On 19/04/14 08:08, Uncle Peter wrote:











Hmmm, could it be possible (gasp!) that there is interwinding
capacitance ???

Oooh I love it when you talk dirty!

Yeah, I thought you would. Although have you lost the interest in the
boys ??

What?

He wants to know if you use KY jelly or Swarfega.

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

 

[Ian Field]

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On Wed, 07 May 2014 19:04:47 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:42:37 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 16/04/14 07:27, Uncle Peter wrote:
Where is the high voltage return path in a plasma ball?

It's right through your finger down through the left leg into the big
toe and off to ground via your shoe.

But the HV generator isn't grounded. It needs to get from me back to
that
somehow. I looked inside one and only one wire leads from it, to the
centre of the sphere. Where is the other one?

Its a really camp toy - you're not supposed to understand how it works.

It makes pretty colours.

How can you tell when its round the back there?

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 07 May 2014 21:51:20 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 07 May 2014 17:33:01 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:11:26 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 19/04/14 17:54, Uncle Peter wrote:













Yeah, I thought you would. Although have you lost the interest in the
boys ??

What?

He wants to know if you use KY jelly or Swarfega.

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

What if it sits on your and breaks your neck?

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[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 07 May 2014 21:51:20 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 07 May 2014 17:33:01 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 14:11:26 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 19/04/14 17:54, Uncle Peter wrote:













Yeah, I thought you would. Although have you lost the interest in the
boys ??

What?

He wants to know if you use KY jelly or Swarfega.

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

Or a goat?!?
http://chickensintheroad.com/wp-content/uploads/dadmilk11.jpg

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[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 07 May 2014 21:58:40 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 07 May 2014 19:04:47 +0100, Ian Field
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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:42:37 +0100, Rheilly Phoull
rheilly@bigslong.com
wrote:

On 16/04/14 07:27, Uncle Peter wrote:

It's right through your finger down through the left leg into the big
toe and off to ground via your shoe.

But the HV generator isn't grounded. It needs to get from me back to
that
somehow. I looked inside one and only one wire leads from it, to the
centre of the sphere. Where is the other one?

Its a really camp toy - you're not supposed to understand how it works.

It makes pretty colours.

How can you tell when its round the back there?

http://www.kinkyblogs.net/uploads/0310/pictures-bondage-forced-public-nudity-humiliation.jpg

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[Daniel]

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message

<Snip>

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Daniel

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au> wrote:

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message

Snip

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

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[Ian Field]

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
wrote:

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message

Snip

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 08 May 2014 17:47:49 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
wrote:

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message

Snip

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

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[Ian Field]

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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
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On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message

Snip

[screws up nose]

The best cure for wrinkles is; stick your head up a cow's arse.

And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that rappers
sing about.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 08 May 2014 20:28:03 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
wrote:

On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


Snip



And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

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[Ian Field]

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On Thu, 08 May 2014 12:15:20 +0100, Daniel <dxmm@albury.nospam.net.au
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On 8/05/2014 6:51 AM, Ian Field wrote:


Snip



And you would know .... how, Ian?? ;-)

Ian mentions bums in every other post.

URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 08 May 2014 21:12:14 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.

Stop backpedalling.

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[Ian Field]

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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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URA bum - in both senses of the word.

Stop fantasising.

UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that
rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.

Stop backpedalling.

There are various monkeys with bald arses - you could be any one of them.

 

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 08 May 2014 22:06:55 +0100, Ian Field <gangprobing.alien@ntlworld.com> wrote:

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"Uncle Peter" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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UR not even a hairy bottom - more like the "lilly white ass" that
rappers
sing about.

The more body hair you have the closer you are to a gorilla.

That's OK - you're a red-arsed monkey.

Stop backpedalling.

There are various monkeys with bald arses - you could be any one of them.

I said body not arse. Why do you always focus on the arse?

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