lowbrowwoman, Birdbrain\\\'s Eternal Senile Whore!...

[Peeler]

On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Dumbian, the REAL dumb, notorious,
troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered again:


> That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

Back to your favourite topic again, senile shithead: toilets, toilet paper
and your own senile shit?

--
Max Dumb having another senile moment:
\"It\'s the consistency of the shit that counts. Sometimes I don\'t need to
wipe, but I have to do so to tell. Also humans have buttocks to get
smeared due to our bipedalism.\"
MID: <6vydnWiYDoV1VUrDnZ2dnUU78QednZ2d@brightview.co.uk>

And yet another senile moment:
\"A fawn bowl will show piss a lot less than a white one.\"
MID: <tv1of3$1v4qg$1@dont-email.me>

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com> wrote:

On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:58:16 +0100, rbowman <bowman@montana.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 15:17:42 GMT, Scott Lurndal wrote:

Toilet paper is far cheaper and much higher quality (and costco hasn\'t
reduced the width or number of sheets per roll like most of the store
brands have).

And you get a lifetime supply...

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

 

[Max Demian]

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:58:16 +0100, rbowman <bowman@montana.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 15:17:42 GMT, Scott Lurndal wrote:

Toilet paper is far cheaper and much higher quality (and costco hasn\'t
reduced the width or number of sheets per roll like most of the store
brands have).

And you get a lifetime supply...

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

--
Max Demian

 

[jon]

On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:58:16 +0100, rbowman <bowman@montana.com
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 15:17:42 GMT, Scott Lurndal wrote:

Toilet paper is far cheaper and much higher quality (and costco
hasn\'t reduced the width or number of sheets per roll like most of
the store brands have).

And you get a lifetime supply...

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

No Bidet then...

 

[Peeler]

On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Dumbian, the REAL dumb, notorious,
troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered again:

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

There\'s your favourite topic again, you abnormal troll-feeding senile
shithead: you shitting (see sig)!

--
Max Dumb having another senile moment:
\"It\'s the consistency of the shit that counts. Sometimes I don\'t need to
wipe, but I have to do so to tell. Also humans have buttocks to get
smeared due to our bipedalism.\"
MID: <6vydnWiYDoV1VUrDnZ2dnUU78QednZ2d@brightview.co.uk>

And yet another senile moment:
\"A fawn bowl will show piss a lot less than a white one.\"
MID: <tv1of3$1v4qg$1@dont-email.me>

 

[Max Demian]

On 23/06/2023 14:22, jon wrote:

On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

No Bidet then...

Bidet? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!

--
Max Demian

 

[jon]

On Sun, 25 Jun 2023 11:07:10 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 14:22, jon wrote:
On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian
max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders
now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must
have ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in
a crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they
sell them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover.
So you can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the
bath I assume.

No Bidet then...

Bidet? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!

I thought washing feet was for the British. (not moslems)

 

[Joe Gwinn]

On Wed, 02 Aug 2023 12:21:19 -0700, John Larkin
<jlarkin@highlandSNIPMEtechnology.com> wrote:

On Wed, 02 Aug 2023 14:10:09 -0400, Joe Gwinn <joegwinn@comcast.net
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Aug 2023 09:10:06 -0700, John Larkin
jlarkin@highlandSNIPMEtechnology.com> wrote:

On Tue, 01 Aug 2023 21:12:15 +0100, \"Commander Kinsey\"
CK1@nospam.com> wrote:

On Sat, 24 Jun 2023 12:06:38 +0100, John Larkin <jlarkin@highlandsnipmetechnology.com> wrote:

On Sat, 24 Jun 2023 11:43:32 +0100, Max Demian
max_demian@bigfoot.com> wrote:

On 23/06/2023 16:02, John Larkin wrote:
On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 07:14:59 +0100, \"Commander Kinsey\"
CK1@nospam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 17:05:12 +0100, John Larkin <jlarkin@highlandsnipmetechnology.com> wrote:

You should meet a better class of women. Try.

Those are very rare.

Nature has thoughtfully arranged that there is a good mate for just
about anyone. But the farther out on the distribution you happen to
be, the harder it will be to find that good mate. So you have to shop
around.

The mistake I see some people making is \"I\'m lonely, so I\'ll latch
onto the first person I see walking down the street\".

I qualify opamps more carefully than some people qualify spouses.

Once upon a time people had four arms, four legs, two faces and two sets
of genitalia. There were males, females and hermaphrodites. They
offended the Gods, who split them all into two. The faces and genitalia
were moved to the new front, and where they were joined was gathered up
and became the navel.

We just have to find our \"other half\".

I recently read a paper that explains why most critters (and most
plants) have two sexes. Evolution found that to be optimum. I\'ll see
if I can find it.

Wouldn\'t it be better if there were seven sexes and mating required one of each in a big romp? The kids would have a huge array of genetics to choose from.

Evolution didn\'t like that. Not even four.

Two people in one bed is bad enough. Out of seven, probably three will
snore and there will be a line for the bathroom.

Yeah. The mechanics and body plans could be complicated too.

We\'d need a gang-size bed. Changing sheets would be a nuisance.

Or a waiting room: One of these seven persons would bear the child,
and the others would have to provide their genomes. Which would most
easily be seriatim.

One person would be run ragged, the other six would be mostly bored.

On a biology note, in-vitro fertilization sometimes uses three people,
one for the male genome, one for the female genome, the third for the
female mitochondria.

The issue is that with two people, the female provides both a genome
and all the mitochondria (male mitochondria are discarded), but
mitochondria have their own little genome, which can be defective, and
getting mitochondria from some other female allows mitochondria
defects to be remedied.

Joe Gwinn

I\'ve seen some papers somewhere lately on why we have two sexes.

To outrun small parasites, who can evolve far faster than large,
complicated critters.

I think I posted something on this a while ago, but maybe not here.

It comes from evolutionary genetics, and I think it was solved in the
197os.

Joe Gwinn

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com> wrote:

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:58:16 +0100, rbowman <bowman@montana.com> wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2023 15:17:42 GMT, Scott Lurndal wrote:

Toilet paper is far cheaper and much higher quality (and costco hasn\'t
reduced the width or number of sheets per roll like most of the store
brands have).

And you get a lifetime supply...

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

I\'ve never seen anyone with a covered toilet roll holder. It would be harder to get hold of the end.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

Eh? Sink, bath, toilet, that\'s three. On the floor. In front of each one.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 25 Jun 2023 12:52:45 +0100, jon <jon@nospam.cn> wrote:

On Sun, 25 Jun 2023 11:07:10 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 14:22, jon wrote:
On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian
max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders
now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must
have ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in
a crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they
sell them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover.
So you can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the
bath I assume.

No Bidet then...

Bidet? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!

I thought washing feet was for the British. (not moslems)

Those stinky Muslims wash their arses with a spray, splattering shit everywhere. Amusingly they call them a shataff, which is Scottish for \"shit off.\"

 

[Max Demian]

On 05/08/2023 01:48, Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

I\'ve never seen anyone with a covered toilet roll holder.  It would be
harder to get hold of the end.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

Eh?  Sink, bath, toilet, that\'s three.  On the floor.  In front of each
one.

I\'ve never seen a set with mats for the bath /and/ the sink. I just move
mine across. And I\'ve never seen a pedestal mat sold on its own. They
may exist, of course.

--
Max Demian

 

[Peeler]

On Sat, 5 Aug 2023 12:45:27 +0100, Max Dumbian, the REAL dumb, notorious,
troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered again:

I\'ve never seen a set with mats for the bath /and/ the sink. I just move
mine across. And I\'ve never seen a pedestal mat sold on its own. They
may exist, of course.

Isn\'t the unwashed Scottish wanker\'s already all sore from all your hard
sucking, you dedicated senile sucker of troll cock? <BG>

--
Max Dumb having another senile moment:
\"It\'s the consistency of the shit that counts. Sometimes I don\'t need to
wipe, but I have to do so to tell. Also humans have buttocks to get
smeared due to our bipedalism.\"
MID: <6vydnWiYDoV1VUrDnZ2dnUU78QednZ2d@brightview.co.uk>

And yet another senile moment:
\"A fawn bowl will show piss a lot less than a white one.\"
MID: <tv1of3$1v4qg$1@dont-email.me>

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sat, 05 Aug 2023 12:45:27 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com> wrote:

On 05/08/2023 01:48, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:15:13 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 23/06/2023 07:14, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2023 20:50:16 +0100, Max Demian <max_demian@bigfoot.com
wrote:
On 29/05/2023 16:55, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Odd, they\'re all doubling the sheets per roll here.

That\'s Asda. People complain the rolls won\'t fit in their holders now.

People must have pathetic holders.

It\'s all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have
ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like
ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a
crinoline. I don\'t know whether people use those any more.

I\'ve never seen anyone with a covered toilet roll holder. It would be
harder to get hold of the end.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don\'t think they sell
them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you
can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I
assume.

Eh? Sink, bath, toilet, that\'s three. On the floor. In front of each
one.

I\'ve never seen a set with mats for the bath /and/ the sink. I just move
mine across. And I\'ve never seen a pedestal mat sold on its own. They
may exist, of course.

Seriously? You actually move the mat back and forth for each use? Are you so tight you won\'t buy an extra mat?