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[JW]

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:18:19 -0700 DarkMatter
<DarkMatter@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote in Message id:
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On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 09:24:08 -0400, JW <none@dev.nul> Gave us:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:38:40 -0700 DarkMatter
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 10:40:47 -0400, JW <none@dev.nul> Gave us:


Watch the language, pootie pie.

Look, you retarded dipshit, I'll post in any lingual form which I
desire, and that includes calling fucking retards like you exactly
what I think of you. Have fun getting anywhere stopping me from doing
so.

You're an angry little boy, aren't you? Did your slag of a mother refuse
to let you breast feed, and make you suckle from a unwashed turkey baster
instead?

Can't say I'd blame her one friggin' bit...

I know you have trouble with English,

I do just fine with english, dipshit.
^
"English" should be capitalized, you momo.

Does your lame ass think that I give a fat flying fuck?

You should, since you just claimed that "I do just fine with english",
sub-moron.

Until you can grasp that simple
fact, why don't you pull your bottom lip up over the back of your head and
suck in, DorkBlather?

You are a retard. That is certain.

Yet I'm much smarter than you. What does that tell you, lackwit?

but
the repeated beatings you've been begging for (and receiving, quite
enthusiastically) are a good motivational tool for misanthropic
microencephalic Future Organ Donors of America such as yourself.

You're a fucking usenet retard, boy.

Your posts are repetitive and boring and have absolutely no redeeming
value whatsoever, save mocking. In the interest of humanity, I think you
should be euthanised.

If you came around me, you would be.

What would you do, hit me with your rhinestone-covered purse, little girl?

(BTW, Usenet should be capitalized as well, Mr. English major.)

I am not an english major, retard boy. I never said that I was
either. Got clue?

Yeah, I got the clue that you're a complete and utter imbecile a long time
ago.

But,
only if you pay attention to the lessons pounded into you by your moral
and intellectual superiors.

Something of which you are not.

I certainly am as evidenced by this little exchange,

Not even close.

OK, have it your way. You're far, far more stupid than anyone who owns a
keyboard.

Happy now?

and if I had to make
this any more obvious to you, I'd be forced to show up at your residence
with flash cards and a electric cattle prod.

In which case, my asswipe fibrillator would have you wrenching in a

You have an "asswipe fibrillator"? My, my. Well, what you do with *that*
thing behind closed doors is nobody's business but your own...

heart attack, whilst I laughed at your piddly prod. When my arc
flies, your lame ass doesn't get back up from it.


That's damn near everyone who has access to a
computer keyboard, making your vetting process simple enough for even you
to complete with a low rate of false positives.

No. That is a fantasy in your fucked head. Neither you nor anyone
you were ever associated with qualify.

At this point, I'm wondering why you even bother stacking up enough phone
books to reach your grimy, drool-splattered keyboard, you talentless,
annoying little buttspud.

I have a dual CPU machine.

And this makes you less talented and annoying how? Does your dual CPU
computer make up for your tiny penis? EMWTK.

I hardly think that your piece of shit
even comes close. When you can churn 20 seti units a day on one box,
come back and see me.

Geek.

Can't you find another group to troll,

Fuck you, troll boy.

Homo says what?

perhaps
in the alt.idiot.* hierarchy, where you'd certainly feel more at home?

I didn't know about such groups as I am not an idiot.

I beg to differ, mouth-breather.

One wonders
how it is that you DO know about such groups, however. I'll bet you
were their group president.

What an idiotic twist of logic, even for you, DarkSplatter. Just because
someone is cognizant of something does not mean they are intimately
acquainted with it. Smart people are aware of many things. Stupid people
like you, are not. Thanks for proving my point, however.

That alt.idiot.* hierarchy is looking better and better all the time for
your inane posts.

You're an idiot, ditz boy.

"No, YOU'RE an idiot."

Your PeeWee Herman impressions are further proof that you lack any talent
or creativity whatsoever, parrot boy.

 

[JW]

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:13:32 GMT "Ross Mac" <macroeng@example.invalid>
wrote in Message id:
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Still laughing JW.....I can picture this fool sitting on the phone
books.....Good one...
Hey, I wrote a tune for the little "Turd Burglar"........

Sing this to "The Beverly Hillbillies Theme"..
Grab a banjo and sing along DarkMatter!

There once was a Tard Boy and his name was DarkMatter..
He wore a rubber helmet and posted round in here..
And then one day he was being pretty rude..
Then the newsgroups told him to "get a life dude"!...
Troll that is, skippy whipper, pencil neck geek!

The first thing you know he says he's an engineer..
His folks finally said "move away from here".
So he loaded up his helmet and his new set of knee pads.
And flew to San Diego where he became frustrated..
Rubber helmet, knee pads, ball gag!

And now it's time to say goodbye to Tard Boy and his fits.
This tube steak parasite will have to finally give it up..
He's whinin' bout top postin' cuz' he "does not have a life"...
If he'd drop his little skippy, he just might find a wife..

Shot to the Head!
Noose round' the neck!
Whatever it takes!
You all go away now Tard Boy, ya hear?

Bravo!