Improvising handset beep?

[Michael A. Terrell]

ian field wrote:

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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
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This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through the
hosepipe!

Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
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prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

 

[ian field]

"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
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This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!

 

[Genome]

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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!

OK, put a fan on the Kitchen side of things to waft the exceptionally nice
smell of roasting Lamb down the pipe......

DNA

 

[jakdedert]

Genome wrote:

"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
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This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

String and two cans...cheaper.

jak

DNA

 

[Genome]

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Genome wrote:
"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

String and two cans...cheaper.

jak

Add a wet teabag and make the cans KT66.... higher fidelity.

DNA

 

[Michael A. Terrell]

ian field wrote:

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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!

Wouldn't thet depend a lot on how well they are pulzerized, and how
good the pump is?


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

 

[Terry Pinnell]

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

"ian field" <dai.ode@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!


OK, put a fan on the Kitchen side of things to waft the exceptionally nice
smell of roasting Lamb down the pipe......

DNA

OK, guess that would be allowed under the current hosepipe ban we have
around here.

--
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

 

[ian field]

"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in
message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!


Wouldn't thet depend a lot on how well they are pulzerized, and how
good the pump is?


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

The crunched up bones would make it too lumpy!

 

[Michael A. Terrell]

ian field wrote:

The crunched up bones would make it too lumpy!

Then you need to try an American made food processor. They can take
your fingers off if you're stupid enough to put your hand into the thing
when its running.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

 

[ian field]

"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

The crunched up bones would make it too lumpy!


Then you need to try an American made food processor. They can take
your fingers off if you're stupid enough to put your hand into the thing
when its running.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Like the deep fat fryer that Moe in the Simpsons bought when opening a
restaurant - can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds!

 

[jakdedert]

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

ian field wrote:
The crunched up bones would make it too lumpy!


Then you need to try an American made food processor. They can take
your fingers off if you're stupid enough to put your hand into the thing
when its running.


Better yet, get one made for the US market. Whack it with 240v and I'll

bet it would pulverize granite...for a minute.

jak

 

[Michael A. Terrell]

ian field wrote:

Like the deep fat fryer that Moe in the Simpsons bought when opening a
restaurant - can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds!

Homer is always complaining that microwave ovens are too slow, too!
;-)


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

 

[Genome]

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"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


"ian field" <dai.ode@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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"Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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ian field wrote:

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Terry Pinnell" <terrypinDELETE@THESEdial.pipex.com> wrote in
message
news:ejusa2t9rhkkl9959j71pb803fjoqjunqc@4ax.com...
This is about communications between house and shed/workshop.
Important stuff, like being called in for dinner.> --
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

Err, hosepipe and two funnels.

Job done

DNA


Wont work! - you need a food pulveriser and a pump to force it through
the
hosepipe!



Read it again, it says "Beep", not "Sheep"!
--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Nah! - You definitely won't get a sheep down the hosepipe!


OK, put a fan on the Kitchen side of things to waft the exceptionally nice
smell of roasting Lamb down the pipe......

DNA

OK, guess that would be allowed under the current hosepipe ban we have
around here.

--
Terry Pinnell
Hobbyist, West Sussex, UK

There you go then.....

If you're not using your hosepipe then you're not doing any gardening so you
can plug it into the communication system. Bonus savings.

Unless the hosepipe ban is of a personal nature, nudge nudge, wink wink.

This I would understand if you are not Man enough to have a practice at
doing the Sunday dinner. Go on.... go for it.

DNA

 

[Rich Grise]

On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:47:02 +0000, Genome wrote:

If you're not using your hosepipe then you're not doing any gardening so
you can plug it into the communication system. Bonus savings.

Unless the hosepipe ban is of a personal nature, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Heve you ever actually tried talking through 100 yards of garden hose?

Thanks,
Rich

 

[jakdedert]

Rich Grise wrote:

On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:47:02 +0000, Genome wrote:

If you're not using your hosepipe then you're not doing any gardening so
you can plug it into the communication system. Bonus savings.

Unless the hosepipe ban is of a personal nature, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Heve you ever actually tried talking through 100 yards of garden hose?

Thanks,
Rich


Yeah, but you have to use big funnels at each end. Seriously, they've

done it on board ships for over a century. Granted, the speaking tubes
are bigger than hoses, but the distances are much greater as well.

jak