How to repair an UFO?

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Adam Ben Nalois

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Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
 
Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

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"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...
 
Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.










Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...
hahahahahh, thanks for my first smile of the day. Seriously, call Murphy's
Repair, they are kind of weird and can fix anything. Could you possibly send
me some of that stuff you are drinking? :)
 
You really brought a few good laughs here!

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Greetings,

Jerry Greenberg
=========================================


"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
 
"geo73" <george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bri8j3$a3k$1@usenet.otenet.gr...
Was it running Windows of any version?
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Why else would it go out of control and crash?
 
"geo73" <george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> wrote:
Was it running Windows of any version?
Click to expand...

He said it crashed, didn't he? That should answer your question. :)

Bob
 
On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800, misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois)
put finger to keyboard and composed:

Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.
Click to expand...
It's not worth repairing anything these days. Just strip it for parts.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...

- Franc Zabkar
--
Please remove one 's' from my address when replying by email.
 
On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 20:04:36 +0200, "geo73"
<george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> put finger to keyboard and composed:

Was it running Windows of any version?
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Yes, *any* version.


- Franc Zabkar
--
Please remove one 's' from my address when replying by email.
 
"geo73" <george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bri8j3$a3k$1@usenet.otenet.gr...
Was it running Windows of any version?

Why else would it go out of control and crash?
Click to expand...
If it was running Windows, how could it have ever gotten this far
in the first place??
 
On 14 Dec 2003 14:44:22 GMT, snelln2@aol.com (SNELLN2) wrote:

Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.










Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.


hahahahahh, thanks for my first smile of the day. Seriously, call Murphy's
Repair, they are kind of weird and can fix anything. Could you possibly send
me some of that stuff you are drinking? :)
Click to expand...
Weird there seems to be some sort of echo in here.

Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.










Subject: Re: How to repair an UFO?
From: "john" va3mmTAKEOUTTHIS@niagara.com
Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <newscache$al1wph$219$1@newsfeed.niagara.com

Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that.
Seen it many times.


kip

--
"Watch the return E-Mail addy its false"
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.


hahahahahh, thanks for my first smile of the day. Seriously, call Murphy's
Repair, they are kind of weird and can fix anything. Could you possibly send
me some of that stuff you are drinking? :)
Click to expand...
Weird there seems to be some sort of echo in here.

--
Peter Hill
Spamtrap reply domain as per NNTP-Posting-Host in header
Can of worms - what every fisherman wants.
Can of worms - what every PC owner gets!
 
Yea Kmart has it for like $29.99 and it plays DVD's too.


It's not worth repairing anything these days. Just strip it for parts.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...
 
Mac OS X.


"George" <George@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:Gb3Db.4168$xH2.856739@news1.news.adelphia.net...
"geo73" <george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bri8j3$a3k$1@usenet.otenet.gr...
Was it running Windows of any version?


Why else would it go out of control and crash?
Click to expand...
 
Jerry G.(jerryg50@hotmail.com) spoke, er, wrote:
You really brought a few good laughs here!
Click to expand...
And Adam is a well-known troll. Please avoid replying to him.
--
 
Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@optussnet.com.au> wrote in message news:<nqhptvgekeq761c8uo4s5ll9juph3eivfg@4ax.com>...

On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 20:04:36 +0200, "geo73"
george_papastavrou@hotmail.com> put finger to keyboard and composed:

Was it running Windows of any version?

Yes, *any* version.
Click to expand...
Well, then, just hit any key.
 
Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@optussnet.com.au> wrote in message news:<s8iptvk2rnce47lrkcejhbu260ifbuml33@4ax.com>...
On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800, misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois)
put finger to keyboard and composed:

Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

It's not worth repairing anything these days. Just strip it for parts.
Click to expand...
Hmm, the Pentium 6-7000 might be worth something, but where to get a
Socket 833 board when they aren't going to be manufactured until 2008.
:)

Assuming they used standard DDR RAM, you might be able to run it at a
lower bus frequency (you can bet that a CPU that advanced will
probably have a 1GHZ FSB)
you have several gigabytes worth there assuming it wasn't damaged in
the crash.

Hard disk- dunno if a machine now would support 10 TB EIDE drive, they
have enough problems with 128GB.

Try Ebay :)

-A


Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.


- Franc Zabkar
Click to expand...
 
"Adam Ben Nalois" <misternalois@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com...
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...

Is this the Diesel model ?
 
On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800 misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote
in Message id: <fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com>:

Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.
Click to expand...
Have you tried changing the flux capacitor?
 
"JW" <none@dev.nul> wrote in message
news:j6rrtvkloohhp601afvqjj9chgrsnq1fji@4ax.com...
On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800 misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois)
wrote
in Message id: <fd16a342.0312140357.5a21b21f@posting.google.com>:

Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden.

The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged.

I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the
UFO.

I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me
how to repair it.

Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav
engines and 1 hyperspace drive.

Have you tried changing the flux capacitor?
Click to expand...
I've been wodering how the dog's doing so far...hasn't developed any
'symptoms,' has he?

jak
 
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