How to build the perfect alarm system???

[Lucas J. Riesau]

My house was robbed by burglars twice last week and
enough is enough.

I want to set up to perfect and most deadly system
ever made. A system, that will not only trap
burglars, but also slice them to pieces and turn them
to dog-food.

So, how can I build such a system???

 

On May 12, 3:37 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:

My house was robbed by burglars twice last week and
enough is enough.

I want to set up to perfect and most deadly system
ever made. A system, that will not only trap
burglars, but also slice them to pieces and turn them
to dog-food.

So, how can I build such a system???

I hear you can buy an experienced tiger for cheap in British Columbia.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20070512.BCTIGER12/TPStory/National

 

[JeffM]

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:

I want to set up to perfect and most deadly system ever made.
A system, that will not only trap burglars,
but also slice them to pieces and turn them to dog-food.
So, how can I build such a system???

First contact a lawyer. Establish a bail fund.
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On May 12, 4:37 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:

ever made. A system, that will not only trap
burglars, but also slice them to pieces and turn them
to dog-food.

So, how can I build such a system???

I suggest you move to Florida or another state with a castle doctrine,
buy a gun, and spend a little money training a relative or at least a
college kid to fire it. Leave him in the house as your guard dog, with
instructions that he must shoot to kill. This is perfectly legal and
in the long run will be much cheaper than the type of apparatus you
seem to be considering.

 

[Jamie]

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:

My house was robbed by burglars twice last week and
enough is enough.

I want to set up to perfect and most deadly system
ever made. A system, that will not only trap
burglars, but also slice them to pieces and turn them
to dog-food.

So, how can I build such a system???

Well, they obviously didn't get your computer!

no loss then!

Don't bother, criminals have the upper hand in
the legal system. If you shoot them, you go to jail
for murder. If you fail to kill them, you'll end up
funding their life style they ever so dreamed of from
all the law suits you'll be charged with and still
serve jail time. If you're lucky, they won't shoot
you in the process because as you know, the criminals
got all the guns they want mean while, we end up in
jail for using one let along trying to legally obtain
one.

Have no fear criminals, it will soon be safer for
you to operate as soon as they pass the gun law's in
the US like they are attempting too.

--
"I'm never wrong, once i thought i was, but was mistaken"
Real Programmers Do things like this.
http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5

 

On May 12, 10:07 pm, Jamie

Don't bother, criminals have the upper hand in
the legal system. If you shoot them, you go to jail
for murder. If you fail to kill them, you'll end up

Not everywhere. Google "castle doctrine".