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On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 15:01:05 +1100, "Wayne Reid"
<REMOVEgokangas@hotmail.com> wrote:
read my 'Arse crack invaders from Mars'.
Al
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<REMOVEgokangas@hotmail.com> wrote:
LOL that was mad and maybe we should write something together. Did you"Albm&ctd" <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au> wrote in message
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On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 10:16:15 +1100, Arpit
DONTSPAMMEF00Lneko4@dodo.com.au> wrote:
Hi,
Oh you're still alive. Guess the chemical experiments went OK then
I will be watching the channel 10 news with interest over the next few
weeks. The story will go something like, "residents of xxxxxx have had a
hair-raising experience in recent days, due to an unexplained alien
phonomenon. Neon lights glow when switched off, mobile phones have stopped
working and nylon underpants are throwing sparks. Even an act of flatulance
is likely to cause second degree burns due to spontaneous combustion. Locals
have reported a low hum and a strange glow coming from one property in xxxxx
street. A number of alien investigation teams have decended on the area,
claiming that the strange images on TV sets is a sign that intelligent life
from Mars is trying to make contact with us.
In other news, police suspect a canibal cult were disrupted before they
could eat the cooked body of Mr Arpit, a resident of the same suburb where
the alien activity was reported."
And Sandra's delivery will be straight-faced and deadpan as usual.
read my 'Arse crack invaders from Mars'.
Al
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