How can I convert my old cell phone into this?

Basically, I want a device that will:

1- Wake me up in the morning, preferable 10 mins or so after sunrise
(there are UV sensors in cell phones, right?)
2- Communicate with other wireless devices (my remote control in the
livingroom to turn on the TV etc..)
3- Convert into a "transformer-like" object such that it can move
around my house and answer the door etc..

Any help on getting started would be appreciated, Thx!!

 

[AJ]

Get a nice robot, or married, which ever.
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Basically, I want a device that will:

1- Wake me up in the morning, preferable 10 mins or so after sunrise
(there are UV sensors in cell phones, right?)
2- Communicate with other wireless devices (my remote control in the
livingroom to turn on the TV etc..)
3- Convert into a "transformer-like" object such that it can move
around my house and answer the door etc..

Any help on getting started would be appreciated, Thx!!

 

Bahaha get married? How will that recycle my cell phone though?