Gun Humor

[bitrex]

On 6/22/19 3:25 PM, jurb6006@gmail.com wrote:

Never mistake your co-workers for your friends, it's the best way >to both avoid getting shot and wanting to shoot anyone.

Rule number 193, how do you know about it ?

Just one of those common-sense things with respect to like, being smart
about not ending up broke or dead. One's livelihood is important. Other
people believe theirs is, too. Yeah some of your co-workers are probably
fine and nice people. A lot of them will also probably gladly toss you
under the metaphoric bus if the choice is between you and them. doesn't
mean they're "bad" people necessarily it's just the way it is. So...hope
for the best but expect the worst.

Another good idea in our modern times is to consider all women you work
with off-limits. I don't care how gorgeous she is. Your livelihood is
more important than Alice from accounting and I guarantee you she's not
all that anyway she just seems that way because you're stuck in the
office with her 40 hours a week. Truth is there are 3.5 billion or so
women in the world they're not uncommon so there's no good reason to
make a pass at Alice, let some other idiot tell her she has a "great
ass" and get fired over it.

 

bitrex <user@example.net> wrote in news:EQsPE.9$Pz4.0@fx08.iad:

On 6/22/19 2:56 AM, jurb6006@gmail.com wrote:
"You do know the day I snap and come back here with a gun,
you're >first."

I am talking from MUCH experience, OK ?

If they say it it is almost for sure they are not going to do it.

Maybe you could say that because I say I would I wouldn't, there
is one way to find out.


Never mistake your co-workers for your friends, it's the best way
to both avoid getting shot and wanting to shoot anyone.

Oooops... except for this logic...
Dinner and a movie... NOT!

And makes it easier to 'take out' <sic> the 'offender', were such
an 'incident' to occur.

(as either the guy going off with a gun or the guy going off on the
guy going off with a gun)(hehehe)(keeping distant makes it easier)

 

[mpm]

On Monday, June 17, 2019 at 12:19:49 AM UTC-4, Rick C wrote:

I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where his office is giving performance reviews. Greg has only given his secretary a satisfactory performance rating. She says, "You do know the day I snap and come back here with a gun, you're first."

That's not so funny these days.

Here's the thing...

If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny in it's own right.

It's just dialog. And not even very clever or inventive dialog.

If it was intended to be funny, it failed. (At least for me.)
But not because of anything to do with guns - it just isn't funny.

But then, I don't watch TV much, and definitely not crap like this.

 

[Rick C]

On Sunday, June 23, 2019 at 10:23:35 AM UTC-4, mpm wrote:

On Monday, June 17, 2019 at 12:19:49 AM UTC-4, Rick C wrote:
I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where his office is giving performance reviews. Greg has only given his secretary a satisfactory performance rating. She says, "You do know the day I snap and come back here with a gun, you're first."

That's not so funny these days.

Here's the thing...

If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny in it's own right.

It's just dialog. And not even very clever or inventive dialog.

If it was intended to be funny, it failed. (At least for me.)
But not because of anything to do with guns - it just isn't funny.

But then, I don't watch TV much, and definitely not crap like this.

Wow! I think D&G is one of the funniest shows going. They don't have any favorites, they poke fun at every character on the show.

But to each their own.

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>If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track >from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny >in it's own right.

Actually I never seen even one episode. But then I know how they write shit these days. Most movies in the first ten minutes I know the whole plot, I don't know the material but I know the kind of people who come up with it. They have what they call "winning formulae". The plot lines all go a certain way. This is one of the reasons I got so into the 1995 edition of Outer Limits.

They got some shitty ones but some of them are THE BEST writing I have ever seen. Bringing up moral and ethical issues even Star Trek couldn't touch.

Want good TV ? Well there 1995 Outer Limits has something to offer, about this one sort of series, like a few sequels, hard to find but extremely good.. I say it is in the top ten best.

The sage or whatever you want to call it starts with A Stitch In Time. A Woman who had been kidnapped and sexually abused when young had become an exceptional scientist and built a time machine. Stupid ? Sound stupid eh ? Well, with this time machine she went back and kill sexual predators before they struck. they got on to her for some weird ass reason they dug up a body and it was shot with her gun and it hadn't been manufactured yet.

Now think about this - she is killing people who have not done anything wrong. Yet.

YOU tell ME what you think. Think about this. Is it right or wrong ?

Actually there was prequel to that, it was called Final Exam. The premise of that was that they asked a bunch of college students why cold fusion doesn't work and one of them figured out how to make a cold fusion bomb. A psychopath and actually blew up the whole east coast of the US and with the time machine escaped into the past.

The the Woman who built the thing finds that technology was outlawed later. No phones no lights no motor cars, and they stood by that rejecting technology. However she caught wind of an epidemic that happened a bit later and was devastating mostly because the medical technology was not there to fight it. They were going to EXECUTE her for bringing technology into the community.

This little quintology is the best scifi writing I have ever seen and I have written scifi. If you could get me a DVD with those five eps on them I would gladly pay like fifty bucks. Easy. You can get them on Netfliks, I can send a postal MO.

Now like Star Trek, there are plenty of eps I don't like. But their season finale cliffhangers and the subsequent finale you get next year together are a good movie as far as I am concerned.

After seeing this (and much more) that is so good I just about can't watch new TV. I don't watch much but it is all at least twenty years old. Now I am getting tired of my usual and going to even older stuff. Black and white.

You know the RIAA and the MPAA lobbied and all this shit claiming that pirating is costing them, but the fact is they are putting out garbage that nobody wants to pay for. Now they just changed the law so that fifty year old works are no longer in public domain.

There is no creativity. And that is bad.

 

On Sunday, June 23, 2019 at 2:30:12 AM UTC-5, bitrex wrote:

On 6/22/19 3:25 PM, jurb6006 wrote:
Never mistake your co-workers for your friends, it's the best way >to both avoid getting shot and wanting to shoot anyone.

Rule number 193, how do you know about it ?


Just one of those common-sense things with respect to like, >being smart about not ending up broke or dead. One's >livelihood is important. Other people believe theirs is, too. >Yeah some of your co-workers are probably
fine and nice people. A lot of them will also probably gladly >toss you

Well the last thing I heard about co-working is that - remember I come and go as I please - they said they had a bit of trouble making payroll when I wasn't there. they'll be nice whether they are or not.

under the metaphoric bus if the choice is between you and >them. doesn't mean they're "bad" people necessarily it's just >the way it is. So...hope for the best but expect the worst.

They're taught what they're taught. Don't look at me.


> Another good idea in our modern times is to consider all women >you work with off-limits. I don't care how gorgeous she is.

Absofuckinglutely. Maybe if she is the owner of the company. (I tried that but she didn't bite, I mean, you know what I mean)She kinda reminded me of the broad who played Sarah Conner in the Terminator movie. A bit. But see she was the owner of the company, for her to start any sexual harassment charges or anything would label her a total dope like - why didn't you just fire him ? Not firing me could be construed as consent, and I can litigate. Glad I didn't get into that, paychecks are bouncing and she is sporting new jewelry.

Your livelihood is more important than Alice from accounting >and I guarantee you she's not all that anyway she just seems >that way because you're stuck in the office with her 40 hours a >week. Truth is there are 3.5 billion or so
women in the world they're not uncommon so there's no good >reason to make a pass at Alice, let some other idiot tell her >she has a "great ass" and get fired over it.

Pretty much. A Man can control himself. Other males maybe not. Being a Man is not being tougher or having more guns than the neighbors, (or the cops but let's not go there) it is a state of mind. It is when you get rid of the childish thinking and get real. You are no longer ruled by emotions and desires. You see that hottie at the office and say forget it, unless SHE COMES FOR YOU. If she does record every email, phone call - everything.

You know, Women well I do not want a young one. Ho boy I saw one about a week or two ago that really threw me back. If she caught me too much more looking at her I would have to go up to her and say something like "Sorry to seem like I am staring but you are really easy on the eyes, I tell you this, when it comes to guys don't settle for any assholes. I mean, you wouldn't fucking believe how beautiful this broad is. I haven't seen anyone like this in decades.

At 58, she is probably 20, she doesn't want any piece of me.

And that is the BIGGEST thing. UNWANTED advances. If you MUST, try once. "Hey, if you're alright with it I would like to take to out to dinner, I know this restaurant with seriously good good and maybe get to know you a little, OK ?". If it is no FORGET IT RIGHT NOW. This is the self control I mentioned.

Maybe later they bust you because she feels insecure because you look at her too much, deal with it. She is fucking beautiful, now why do you have plants and paintings in your house ? Because the look nice, and this you look at them.

Weird that, well maybe not with the sheeple we got... that with any hint of accusation they freeze up. They'll go get OJ Simpson's dream team. Me, I'll just go to court and say "Yeah I like looking at her, LOOK AT HER, she is gorgeous !".

Another thing is alot of really great looking Women have problems finding a guy. They are all after her because she has the looks, but most Women do not want to be worthed by their looks. It is very hard for them to trust, because so many assholes just want in their pants and have no intention of really being a Man, and this is common knowledge, don't wonder why. Instant gratification has become near the norm. All the rage. We need to advance a bit more on that, and I do not give a shit about the Jews, Muslims, Indians, Arabians, Dubaians, whatever, they are what they are and we are what we are. Our Women are equals almost and we generally treat them with respect, not like chattel. And don't tell me how fucking good the Jews were, they would sell their daughters to any swinging dick with enough gold. But then I guess maybe the Muslims would sell their sons as well, but I am not asserting this at this time.

 

[bitrex]

On 6/25/19 1:05 AM, jurb6006@gmail.com wrote:

On Sunday, June 23, 2019 at 2:30:12 AM UTC-5, bitrex wrote:
On 6/22/19 3:25 PM, jurb6006 wrote:
Never mistake your co-workers for your friends, it's the best way >to both avoid getting shot and wanting to shoot anyone.

Rule number 193, how do you know about it ?


Just one of those common-sense things with respect to like, >being smart about not ending up broke or dead. One's >livelihood is important. Other people believe theirs is, too. >Yeah some of your co-workers are probably
fine and nice people. A lot of them will also probably gladly >toss you

Well the last thing I heard about co-working is that - remember I come and go as I please - they said they had a bit of trouble making payroll when I wasn't there. they'll be nice whether they are or not.

under the metaphoric bus if the choice is between you and >them. doesn't mean they're "bad" people necessarily it's just >the way it is. So...hope for the best but expect the worst.


They're taught what they're taught. Don't look at me.


Another good idea in our modern times is to consider all women >you work with off-limits. I don't care how gorgeous she is.

Absofuckinglutely. Maybe if she is the owner of the company. (I tried that but she didn't bite, I mean, you know what I mean)She kinda reminded me of the broad who played Sarah Conner in the Terminator movie. A bit. But see she was the owner of the company, for her to start any sexual harassment charges or anything would label her a total dope like - why didn't you just fire him ? Not firing me could be construed as consent, and I can litigate. Glad I didn't get into that, paychecks are bouncing and she is sporting new jewelry.

Your livelihood is more important than Alice from accounting >and I guarantee you she's not all that anyway she just seems >that way because you're stuck in the office with her 40 hours a >week. Truth is there are 3.5 billion or so
women in the world they're not uncommon so there's no good >reason to make a pass at Alice, let some other idiot tell her >she has a "great ass" and get fired over it.

Pretty much. A Man can control himself. Other males maybe not. Being a Man is not being tougher or having more guns than the neighbors, (or the cops but let's not go there) it is a state of mind. It is when you get rid of the childish thinking and get real. You are no longer ruled by emotions and desires. You see that hottie at the office and say forget it, unless SHE COMES FOR YOU. If she does record every email, phone call - everything.

You know, Women well I do not want a young one. Ho boy I saw one about a week or two ago that really threw me back. If she caught me too much more looking at her I would have to go up to her and say something like "Sorry to seem like I am staring but you are really easy on the eyes, I tell you this, when it comes to guys don't settle for any assholes. I mean, you wouldn't fucking believe how beautiful this broad is. I haven't seen anyone like this in decades.

At 58, she is probably 20, she doesn't want any piece of me.

And that is the BIGGEST thing. UNWANTED advances. If you MUST, try once. "Hey, if you're alright with it I would like to take to out to dinner, I know this restaurant with seriously good good and maybe get to know you a little, OK ?". If it is no FORGET IT RIGHT NOW. This is the self control I mentioned.

Maybe later they bust you because she feels insecure because you look at her too much, deal with it. She is fucking beautiful, now why do you have plants and paintings in your house ? Because the look nice, and this you look at them.

Weird that, well maybe not with the sheeple we got... that with any hint of accusation they freeze up. They'll go get OJ Simpson's dream team. Me, I'll just go to court and say "Yeah I like looking at her, LOOK AT HER, she is gorgeous !".

Another thing is alot of really great looking Women have problems finding a guy. They are all after her because she has the looks, but most Women do not want to be worthed by their looks. It is very hard for them to trust, because so many assholes just want in their pants and have no intention of really being a Man, and this is common knowledge, don't wonder why. Instant gratification has become near the norm. All the rage. We need to advance a bit more on that, and I do not give a shit about the Jews, Muslims, Indians, Arabians, Dubaians, whatever, they are what they are and we are what we are. Our Women are equals almost and we generally treat them with respect, not like chattel. And don't tell me how fucking good the Jews were, they would sell their daughters to any swinging dick with enough gold. But then I guess maybe the Muslims would sell their sons as well, but I am not asserting this at this time.

the point about great looking women having trouble finding a guy who
wants them for something other than her looks is true in some
circumstances, however it's by no means an absolute.

Some do just want to be wanted for their looks. Others don't. And
sometimes the same woman wants different things at different times.

It's odd how some men who seem to believe they have some great physical
defect like being short or balding seem to latch on to the idea that "I
don't fit the bill." I've listened to women talk a lot about the things
they like over my life. The fact is women often have "flavors" just like
men do. Some days they want tall, some days they want short, some days
they want smart, bald and bookish and some days they want dumb n hung.

same as how sometimes straight men want a brunette, sometimes a blonde.
There's really not that much difference though most women would not
state this so much openly. Perhaps many men find the similarity threatening.

 

[Rick C]

On Tuesday, June 25, 2019 at 1:36:43 AM UTC-4, jurb...@gmail.com wrote:

If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track >from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny >in it's own right.

Actually I never seen even one episode. But then I know how they write shit these days. Most movies in the first ten minutes I know the whole plot, I don't know the material but I know the kind of people who come up with it.. They have what they call "winning formulae". The plot lines all go a certain way. This is one of the reasons I got so into the 1995 edition of Outer Limits.

They got some shitty ones but some of them are THE BEST writing I have ever seen. Bringing up moral and ethical issues even Star Trek couldn't touch..

Want good TV ? Well there 1995 Outer Limits has something to offer, about this one sort of series, like a few sequels, hard to find but extremely good. I say it is in the top ten best.

The sage or whatever you want to call it starts with A Stitch In Time. A Woman who had been kidnapped and sexually abused when young had become an exceptional scientist and built a time machine. Stupid ? Sound stupid eh ? Well, with this time machine she went back and kill sexual predators before they struck. they got on to her for some weird ass reason they dug up a body and it was shot with her gun and it hadn't been manufactured yet.

Now think about this - she is killing people who have not done anything wrong. Yet.

YOU tell ME what you think. Think about this. Is it right or wrong ?

Yes, time travel is wrong. Every action has unintended consequences. Going into the past may change the things you think are better, but it will also change things you didn't intend for the worse. Killing Hitler may have prevented the war in Europe, but Japan may still have tried to conquer Asia and the Pacific. But they may have waited long enough to have the atomic bomb. That would be a very different story than the world we live in today, eh?


> There is no creativity. And that is bad.

There are plenty of good shows on. You just have to be willing to ignore the crap and only watch the good stuff. I watch a lot of foreign shows, mostly British and Aussie with the odd Canadian and French show. There is a French show called "A Very Secret Service" (in English). I'm not entirely sure it really is a French show as it is very cutting humor with French stereotypes. But it is a scream. No Jerry Lewis involved.

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[gray_wolf]

On 6/25/2019 12:36 AM, jurb6006@gmail.com wrote:

If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track >from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny >in it's own right.

Actually I never seen even one episode. But then I know how they write shit these days. Most movies in the first ten minutes I know the whole plot, I don't know the material but I know the kind of people who come up with it. They have what they call "winning formulae". The plot lines all go a certain way. This is one of the reasons I got so into the 1995 edition of Outer Limits.

They got some shitty ones but some of them are THE BEST writing I have ever seen. Bringing up moral and ethical issues even Star Trek couldn't touch.

Want good TV ? Well there 1995 Outer Limits has something to offer, about this one sort of series, like a few sequels, hard to find but extremely good. I say it is in the top ten best.

The sage or whatever you want to call it starts with A Stitch In Time. A Woman who had been kidnapped and sexually abused when young had become an exceptional scientist and built a time machine. Stupid ? Sound stupid eh ? Well, with this time machine she went back and kill sexual predators before they struck. they got on to her for some weird ass reason they dug up a body and it was shot with her gun and it hadn't been manufactured yet.

Now think about this - she is killing people who have not done anything wrong. Yet.

YOU tell ME what you think. Think about this. Is it right or wrong ?

Actually there was prequel to that, it was called Final Exam. The premise of that was that they asked a bunch of college students why cold fusion doesn't work and one of them figured out how to make a cold fusion bomb. A psychopath and actually blew up the whole east coast of the US and with the time machine escaped into the past.

The the Woman who built the thing finds that technology was outlawed later. No phones no lights no motor cars, and they stood by that rejecting technology. However she caught wind of an epidemic that happened a bit later and was devastating mostly because the medical technology was not there to fight it. They were going to EXECUTE her for bringing technology into the community.

This little quintology is the best scifi writing I have ever seen and I have written scifi. If you could get me a DVD with those five eps on them I would gladly pay like fifty bucks. Easy. You can get them on Netfliks, I can send a postal MO.

Now like Star Trek, there are plenty of eps I don't like. But their season finale cliffhangers and the subsequent finale you get next year together are a good movie as far as I am concerned.

After seeing this (and much more) that is so good I just about can't watch new TV. I don't watch much but it is all at least twenty years old. Now I am getting tired of my usual and going to even older stuff. Black and white.

You know the RIAA and the MPAA lobbied and all this shit claiming that pirating is costing them, but the fact is they are putting out garbage that nobody wants to pay for. Now they just changed the law so that fifty year old works are no longer in public domain.

There is no creativity. And that is bad.

There's some Sci-Fi shorts on youtube that have good, interesting stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5yp3lHKjkQ

The poster "DUST" has some well written videos and
there are others there as well.

 

gray_wolf <g_wolf@howling_mad.com> wrote in
news:FdoQE.1879$j55.1064@fx44.iad:

On 6/25/2019 12:36 AM, jurb6006@gmail.com wrote:
If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track
from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny
in it's own right.

Actually I never seen even one episode. But then I know how they
write shit these days. Most movies in the first ten minutes I
know the whole plot, I don't know the material but I know the
kind of people who come up with it. They have what they call
"winning formulae". The plot lines all go a certain way. This is
one of the reasons I got so into the 1995 edition of Outer
Limits.

They got some shitty ones but some of them are THE BEST writing I
have ever seen. Bringing up moral and ethical issues even Star
Trek couldn't touch.

Want good TV ? Well there 1995 Outer Limits has something to
offer, about this one sort of series, like a few sequels, hard to
find but extremely good. I say it is in the top ten best.

The sage or whatever you want to call it starts with A Stitch In
Time. A Woman who had been kidnapped and sexually abused when
young had become an exceptional scientist and built a time
machine. Stupid ? Sound stupid eh ? Well, with this time machine
she went back and kill sexual predators before they struck. they
got on to her for some weird ass reason they dug up a body and it
was shot with her gun and it hadn't been manufactured yet.

Now think about this - she is killing people who have not done
anything wrong. Yet.

YOU tell ME what you think. Think about this. Is it right or
wrong ?

Actually there was prequel to that, it was called Final Exam. The
premise of that was that they asked a bunch of college students
why cold fusion doesn't work and one of them figured out how to
make a cold fusion bomb. A psychopath and actually blew up the
whole east coast of the US and with the time machine escaped into
the past.

The the Woman who built the thing finds that technology was
outlawed later. No phones no lights no motor cars, and they stood
by that rejecting technology. However she caught wind of an
epidemic that happened a bit later and was devastating mostly
because the medical technology was not there to fight it. They
were going to EXECUTE her for bringing technology into the
community.

This little quintology is the best scifi writing I have ever seen
and I have written scifi. If you could get me a DVD with those
five eps on them I would gladly pay like fifty bucks. Easy. You
can get them on Netfliks, I can send a postal MO.

Now like Star Trek, there are plenty of eps I don't like. But
their season finale cliffhangers and the subsequent finale you
get next year together are a good movie as far as I am concerned.

After seeing this (and much more) that is so good I just about
can't watch new TV. I don't watch much but it is all at least
twenty years old. Now I am getting tired of my usual and going to
even older stuff. Black and white.

You know the RIAA and the MPAA lobbied and all this shit claiming
that pirating is costing them, but the fact is they are putting
out garbage that nobody wants to pay for. Now they just changed
the law so that fifty year old works are no longer in public
domain.

There is no creativity. And that is bad.



There's some Sci-Fi shorts on youtube that have good, interesting
stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5yp3lHKjkQ

The poster "DUST" has some well written videos and
there are others there as well.

Music is a greedy bunmch of bastards.

It costs $1.00 now simply to play a song at a bar. And the damned
bar has the shit turned down so the retarded jock punks can watch
their retarded sports events.

Who even wants to pay a dollar for a song you can barely hear in
the background?

Oh boy! 50 cents each for the ones that are stored ON the juke box!

That is another point. The fucking things have a hard dribve in
them and can be set up to KEEP the DL'd song and ADD it to the 50
cent playlist... BUT NOOOooooooo, the greedy bastards at the RIAA
want money per play. Funny that never happened in the vinyl 45 disc
days.

It really is lame too, because the database of searchable songs
available for play differ from juke box maker to juke box maker, and
that is fucking lame too, becasue by now, there should be a server
farm that has every fucking song you can possibly think of
available.

 

[bitrex]

On 6/23/19 10:23 AM, mpm wrote:

On Monday, June 17, 2019 at 12:19:49 AM UTC-4, Rick C wrote:
I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where his office is giving performance reviews. Greg has only given his secretary a satisfactory performance rating. She says, "You do know the day I snap and come back here with a gun, you're first."

That's not so funny these days.

Here's the thing...

If you remove the background gun narrative AND the laugh track from the Dharma & Greg episode, this statement isn't even funny in it's own right.

It's just dialog. And not even very clever or inventive dialog.

If it was intended to be funny, it failed. (At least for me.)
But not because of anything to do with guns - it just isn't funny.

But then, I don't watch TV much, and definitely not crap like this.

TV comedies are some of the most rigidly derivative and pre-structured
shows there are; they're pre-planned nearly down to the second from a
template before they're ever really written. You can draw a schematic of it.

 

First of all I want to say something. I do not believe time travel is possible - EVER.

>Yes, time travel is wrong. Every action has unintended >consequences. Going into the past may change the things you >think are better, but it will also change things you didn't >intend for the worse. Killing Hitler may have prevented the >war in Europe, but Japan may still have tried to conquer Asia >and the Pacific. But they may have waited long enough to have >the atomic bomb. That would be a very different story than the >world we live in today, eh?

I have pondered time travel for a long time and I hope with every fiber of my being that it is impossible.

I really do not like to reference fiction but there is a piece I would recommend, Star Trek Voyager - Year Of Hell. I am pretty sure it is a two parter. Season cliffhanger ans the finale at the beginning of the next season. What would you imagine they are selling ad time on that ? I mean it's not quite the supper Bowl but...

Even though we can't do it, we can learn maybe from those who have pondered it more.

Or you can forget about it.

 

> It costs $1.00 now simply to play a song at a bar. And the >damned bar has the shit turned down so the retarded jock punks >can watch their retarded sports events.

Let's go into Termomath. Three songs a day for a year is a grand. I can sell you a pretty damn good stereo for that money. And;

No assholes
No rules
No laws
No nuthin.

I got almost everything i want. What I don't I can count on three or four hands.

 

Rick C <gnuarm.deletethisbit@gmail.com> wrote in
news:5b2a7335-c7ff-44a6-ae92-ea7922eba1e0@googlegroups.com:

On Friday, June 28, 2019 at 3:27:16 AM UTC-4, jurb...@gmail.com
wrote:
It costs $1.00 now simply to play a song at a bar. And the
damned bar has the shit turned down so the retarded jock punks
can watch their retarded sports events.

Let's go into Termomath. Three songs a day for a year is a grand.
I can sell you a pretty damn good stereo for that money. And;

No assholes
No rules
No laws
No nuthin.

I got almost everything i want. What I don't I can count on three
or four hands.

Uh... until you pay someone for it, you also have no music.

I want to be the first Mars dude. Thay way, they can find out
what kills one or not and all those millions they are spending on a
crew will have some hard facts to go by. Just put me in a can and
kick that fucker (and me) toward Mars.

All I want is a fresh movie feed to store, then watch, and blocks
of music too, though I can bring that on a 128GB thumbnail stick.
Oh and send some food ahead too. If I do survive I would like to
eat a meal with my solitude. Arrr...

 

[Rick C]

On Friday, June 28, 2019 at 3:27:16 AM UTC-4, jurb...@gmail.com wrote:

It costs $1.00 now simply to play a song at a bar. And the >damned bar has the shit turned down so the retarded jock punks >can watch their retarded sports events.

Let's go into Termomath. Three songs a day for a year is a grand. I can sell you a pretty damn good stereo for that money. And;

No assholes
No rules
No laws
No nuthin.

I got almost everything i want. What I don't I can count on three or four hands.

Uh... until you pay someone for it, you also have no music.

--

Rick C.

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[Bill Sloman]

On Saturday, June 22, 2019 at 5:17:22 AM UTC+2, k...@notreal.com wrote:

On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 12:37:36 -0400, bitrex <user@example.net> wrote:

On 6/21/19 11:53 AM, Rick C wrote:
On Friday, June 21, 2019 at 11:35:07 AM UTC-4, k...@notreal.com wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 07:24:53 -0700 (PDT), Rick C
gnuarm.deletethisbit@gmail.com> wrote:

On Friday, June 21, 2019 at 9:49:12 AM UTC-4, k...@notreal.com wrote:
On Sun, 16 Jun 2019 21:19:45 -0700 (PDT), Rick C
gnuarm.deletethisbit@gmail.com> wrote:

I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where his office is giving performance reviews. Greg has only given his secretary a satisfactory performance rating. She says, "You do know the day I snap and come back here with a gun, you're first."

That's not so funny these days.

The left has made sure there is nothing funny allowed at work these
days.

Yes, that is definitely the important aspect of this issue.

Humor is important, yes. More importantly, weaponizing humor (or the
lack of it) is dangerous. You wouldn't have any clue[*], though.

[*] of an unlimited number of subjects

You are pretty amazing. Clearly there is no way to debate a topic with you.


Krw thinks "humor" is saying "you suck" in various ways and calling
people idiots a lot.

he's like "ok I'm gonna tell a joke: leftists suck! they're gay! heh!"

You *DON'T* think. That's been obvious since the day you washed up
here.

Krw confuses "thinking" with "agreeing with krw". It's actually entirely obvious that krw doesn't ever think, but rather produces pre-programmed reactions to posts he doesn't like.

This is a particularly obvious case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Just for the record, bitrex clearly can think, not that krw is equipped to recognise this.

--
Bill Sloman, Sydney

 

[Bill Sloman]

On Friday, June 21, 2019 at 6:57:56 PM UTC+2, k...@notreal.com wrote:

On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 12:33:56 -0400, bitrex <user@example.net> wrote:

On 6/21/19 11:57 AM, DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno@decadence.org wrote:
krw@notreal.com wrote in
news:k1opge1i9evr9olhp833jku5rj6vbpg40f@4ax.com:

On Sun, 16 Jun 2019 21:19:45 -0700 (PDT), Rick C
gnuarm.deletethisbit@gmail.com> wrote:

I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where his office is giving
performance reviews. Greg has only given his secretary a
satisfactory performance rating. She says, "You do know the day I
snap and come back here with a gun, you're first."

That's not so funny these days.

The left has made sure there is nothing funny allowed at work
these days.



When I talk to pilots at the airport, I say the word "bomb" all
the time.

Nothing 'wrong' with that...

It simply has the word "sniffer" after it and the conversation is
about how I used to make some of the parts for a family of 'bomb
sniffers'. They always give me a dirty look, but are also glad that
I am on the right side.


The left didn't stop krw from being funny he was never funny to begin with.

A leftist *can't* know. A leftist can't know _anything_ about humor.
It's not part of their religion.

Krw's problem is that he thinks that being left-wing involves the mindless acceptance of some specific dogma - because krw has mindlessly accepted his right-wing dogma, and can't imagine that there's any other option.

In reality, the defining feature of left-wing thinking is that they don't accept anything as a given, and like to find out more facts and see if they support new and previously unexplored ways of solving problems.

What Marx and Engles ought to be famous for is pioneering the idea of collecting statistics about social problems. Sadly, Marx endorsed a totalitarian scheme (the leading role of the party) for imposing those solutions, which rather confused the issue.

--
Bill Sloman, Sydney

 

>Uh... until you pay someone for it, you also have no music.

Other people can pay for that shit. Almost all that is in my collection was in public domain. I am part of the public, where is my check ?

So if I owe, well I got a bunch of media myself and know people with tons of tapes and LPs, and can fill a couple of 53' trailers with them. Roll them into the courtroom, now let me put you in with the way I do shit.

So we got piles and piles of LPs, CDs, cassettes, 8tracks, reel to reel. Even 45s and 78s.

"It is the prosecution's contention that the material on the media is what has value, not the media itself. Fine, I have all this material I PAID FOR and the media is failing. So since I did actually pay for the material, they owe me replacement media at the cost of production, they already made their money".

That is only a very small sample of what I can do. You think it won't work go ahead and say you think it won't work, but I know it will.

I am simply not concerned about what is legal or not, BUT, I don't steal or hurt, I don't even aggravate people that much except for my family.

I have fewer friends than before, a bunch died and a bunch got stupid. The ones left are solid. We would kill for each other without giving it a thought, now dying, we would that some thought...

You don't know me, but I can tell you a couple things. If you become my friend in real life I will stand with you and kill for you in necessary. Of course I do not want to. Another thing is I am a quite decent strategician.

You do NOT want to be my enemy, but there is not much you can do on Usenet to get that.

You get insulting, or trying, all this, call me an idiot, well I pegged 191 on an IQ test. Not that it is, I took a bunch of them and they average out to about 145.

Get this, you are probably really good at what you do, but nit only can I build you a house, I can build you a car. I mean do EVERY machining step, design the dies, the suspension, the front end. Can you ?

If not you got no right to call me stupid, moron or any of the shit you call people around here. I am an autodidact and in like ten hours a week I make more money than I can spend. My clients love me. And when they pay me it is in cash so my taxes are ZERO.

I have done things that nobody, nobody and I mean nobody else could do. Ever, EVER. If you want I will give you the details. No problem.

You can say whatever the fuck you want but I am damn good, and I am succeeding. Whaddya got to say about that motherfucker ? I am an idiot making like $90 an hour ? Let's hear what you got to say.

I yield the floor motherfucker and it is to see what kind of childish name calling in which you are likely to engage because you lack maturity.

If anyone should be calling anyone an idiot, I should be calling YOU that. You have no idea who the fuck you are talking to. I got more skills than 15 of your relatives.

But between good money, cheap rent, a growing business and air conditioning, because if I play my cards right, in a couple years I will probably be making a quarter million a year tax fucking free. You can't fucking do that but I can.

So, umm, you were saying ? Fine, you got more education in electronics than me and can do cooler math, but that doesn't make you better than me.

Don't ever think so. My education is so broad and diverse, you got nothing going for you.

You have something to add, but you fuck it all up with your demeanor. WE ARE NOT YOUR ENEMIES.

You call people stupid, well tell them about what they got fucked up. Well sometimes you do but you seem to enjoy degrading people. If you are smarter and better, as a human it is your duty to educate others and help them.

How the fuck do you think you got to where you are in life ?

Life goes better when you decide to be nice. Less stomach acid, lower BP, all that.

I have ton of guns. Well not really some hundreds of pounds of them. I have no enemies. Really. My iron is for those who may want to come and steal or hurt my family, nothing else.

My friends are probably better friends than you ever had or will. Do you know people who will actually kill for you ?

Your prerogative, friends or enemies. If you become my friend nothing will stop me. I got a 38, a 12 Mossberg and an elcheapo nine that seems to work fine.

If someone is drilling you on the street, pounding you, I come out there with that camshaft and dig the gear on in their spinal cord a few times. They will be either quadriplegic or paraplegic, and I mean permanently. And in court - "I do have a gun but I didn't want to kill anyone", as I made him wish to die.

You come to this area it behooves you to be cool with me.

Your call.

 

Well those gigabytes say different.

 

jurb6006@gmail.com wrote in
news:96e897f0-fa6f-4310-9bd3-07731ef53bce@googlegroups.com:

Uh... until you pay someone for it, you also have no music.

Other people can pay for that shit. Almost all that is in my
collection was in public domain. I am part of the public, where is
my check ?

So if I owe, well I got a bunch of media myself and know people
with tons of tapes and LPs, and can fill a couple of 53' trailers
with them. Roll them into the courtroom, now let me put you in
with the way I do shit.

So we got piles and piles of LPs, CDs, cassettes, 8tracks, reel to
reel. Even 45s and 78s.

"It is the prosecution's contention that the material on the media
is what has value, not the media itself. Fine, I have all this
material I PAID FOR and the media is failing. So since I did
actually pay for the material, they owe me replacement media at
the cost of production, they already made their money".

That is only a very small sample of what I can do. You think it
won't work go ahead and say you think it won't work, but I know it
will.

I am simply not concerned about what is legal or not, BUT, I don't
steal or hurt, I don't even aggravate people that much except for
my family.

I have fewer friends than before, a bunch died and a bunch got
stupid. The ones left are solid. We would kill for each other
without giving it a thought, now dying, we would that some
thought...

You don't know me, but I can tell you a couple things. If you
become my friend in real life I will stand with you and kill for
you in necessary. Of course I do not want to. Another thing is I
am a quite decent strategician.

You do NOT want to be my enemy, but there is not much you can do
on Usenet to get that.

You get insulting, or trying, all this, call me an idiot, well I
pegged 191 on an IQ test. Not that it is, I took a bunch of them
and they average out to about 145.

Get this, you are probably really good at what you do, but nit
only can I build you a house, I can build you a car. I mean do
EVERY machining step, design the dies, the suspension, the front
end. Can you ?

If not you got no right to call me stupid, moron or any of the
shit you call people around here. I am an autodidact and in like
ten hours a week I make more money than I can spend. My clients
love me. And when they pay me it is in cash so my taxes are ZERO.

I have done things that nobody, nobody and I mean nobody else
could do. Ever, EVER. If you want I will give you the details. No
problem.

You can say whatever the fuck you want but I am damn good, and I
am succeeding. Whaddya got to say about that motherfucker ? I am
an idiot making like $90 an hour ? Let's hear what you got to say.

I yield the floor motherfucker and it is to see what kind of
childish name calling in which you are likely to engage because
you lack maturity.

If anyone should be calling anyone an idiot, I should be calling
YOU that. You have no idea who the fuck you are talking to. I got
more skills than 15 of your relatives.

But between good money, cheap rent, a growing business and air
conditioning, because if I play my cards right, in a couple years
I will probably be making a quarter million a year tax fucking
free. You can't fucking do that but I can.

So, umm, you were saying ? Fine, you got more education in
electronics than me and can do cooler math, but that doesn't make
you better than me.

Don't ever think so. My education is so broad and diverse, you got
nothing going for you.

You have something to add, but you fuck it all up with your
demeanor. WE ARE NOT YOUR ENEMIES.

You call people stupid, well tell them about what they got fucked
up. Well sometimes you do but you seem to enjoy degrading people.
If you are smarter and better, as a human it is your duty to
educate others and help them.

How the fuck do you think you got to where you are in life ?

Life goes better when you decide to be nice. Less stomach acid,
lower BP, all that.

I have ton of guns. Well not really some hundreds of pounds of
them. I have no enemies. Really. My iron is for those who may want
to come and steal or hurt my family, nothing else.

My friends are probably better friends than you ever had or will.
Do you know people who will actually kill for you ?

Your prerogative, friends or enemies. If you become my friend
nothing will stop me. I got a 38, a 12 Mossberg and an elcheapo
nine that seems to work fine.

If someone is drilling you on the street, pounding you, I come out
there with that camshaft and dig the gear on in their spinal cord
a few times. They will be either quadriplegic or paraplegic, and I
mean permanently. And in court - "I do have a gun but I didn't
want to kill anyone", as I made him wish to die.

You come to this area it behooves you to be cool with me.

Your call.

I had thousands of dollars in LaserDiscs and DVDs and CDs and HD
DVDs and BluRay DVDs...

all stolen from me with everything I spent 35 years of my life
collecting, including all of my computers and my stereo/AV system.

I DL the replacements for those films and songs.

I also have a huge music collection simply DL'd, and many in the
form of the YouTube video DL. Some in FLAC.

I also have an almost complete collection of all of the upright
video game ROMs from the '80s and such.

I do not feel bad about having them at all, and I am not handing
them out, or 'distributing' them.

The movie quality of my typical 3GB files is better than the
netflix stream or the other streamers, including what cable TV puts
up.

They re-compress and chop and crop... unreal... should be
illegal.