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~misfit~
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Once upon a time on usenet Computer Nerd Kev wrote:
Especially when you consider "whether or not the intentions of the senior
players at a glance".
It's getting to the stage where I just look at the pictures on AliExpress
and maybe read reviews - a lot of which are translated from Russian.
(It doesn't help that I needed some large syringes ... I grow dwarf fruit
trees in containers and when it rains, especially when I've recently
re-potted trees, the water that overflows the saucers is full of the
nutrients that I carefully mixed into the media. So I suck it up and store
it in a barrel to be used in drier weather. The only syringes available that
are above 100mls are sold as sex toys and for 'rectal irrigation' so now my
search results and the 'you might also like' lists in confirmation emails
etc. are interspersed with some ... interesting items.)
--
Shaun.
"Humans will have advanced a long, long way when religious belief has a cozy
little classification in the DSM*."
David Melville (in r.a.s.f1)
(*Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
--
Shaun.
"Humans will have advanced a long, long way when religious belief has a cozy
little classification in the DSM*."
David Melville (in r.a.s.f1)
(*Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
~misfit~ <shaun.at.pukekohe@gmail.com> wrote:
Once upon a time on usenet Computer Nerd Kev wrote:
[snipped]
I'm surprised how good my Chinglish has become ...
LOL! Speaking of Chinglish I found this today. It's from a
description of an audio amplifier on AliExpress;
"The 2.1 version of the amplifier design a single power supply, this
is the power of design, the main feature is cheap, practical,
elegant design is taking, light show design line, the machine can
not find a jumper, clean look hot moaning large pond filter NE5532
low frequency handling sealed potentiometer Kingboard sided FR-4
1.6mm sheet from the perspective of each element are perfect
acoustics and aesthetics to consider whether or not the intentions
of the senior players at a glance!"
I didn't make that up, honestly! A friend wanted a small amp for
driving PC speakers so I was browsing the site;
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Single-power-computer-super-bass-2-1-power-
amplifier-board-3-channel-sound-amplifier-TDA7377/32660782685.html
That's the worst I've seen so far this year.
Wow! My Chinglish certainly hasn't advanced anywhere near the
level required to decode that. I'm not sure if it's safe to
think about a "clean look hot moaning large pond filter".
Especially when you consider "whether or not the intentions of the senior
players at a glance".
It's getting to the stage where I just look at the pictures on AliExpress
and maybe read reviews - a lot of which are translated from Russian.
(It doesn't help that I needed some large syringes ... I grow dwarf fruit
trees in containers and when it rains, especially when I've recently
re-potted trees, the water that overflows the saucers is full of the
nutrients that I carefully mixed into the media. So I suck it up and store
it in a barrel to be used in drier weather. The only syringes available that
are above 100mls are sold as sex toys and for 'rectal irrigation' so now my
search results and the 'you might also like' lists in confirmation emails
etc. are interspersed with some ... interesting items.)
--
Shaun.
"Humans will have advanced a long, long way when religious belief has a cozy
little classification in the DSM*."
David Melville (in r.a.s.f1)
(*Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
--
Shaun.
"Humans will have advanced a long, long way when religious belief has a cozy
little classification in the DSM*."
David Melville (in r.a.s.f1)
(*Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)