Driver to drive?

"robert j. kolker" <nowhere@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:33liouF40j0fhU3@individual.net...
John Woodgate wrote:

Meanwhile, the British public has contributed Ł45 million at the
last
count I heard.

Public or government? The private donations from the U.S. should
outstrip the government outlays by about 3:1. In the U.S. charity is
primarily a private matter, not a government thing.
Then you are aware of figures which differ from those reported in The
Times.

Franz
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Clarence_A <no@No.com> wrote (in
<HMtBd.4490$wZ2.2043@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>) about 'Bush accused of
undermining the UN with aid coalition', on Sat, 1 Jan 2005:
"robert j. kolker" <nowhere@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:33lvfiF41m22lU3@individual.net...

Clarence_A wrote:

A reasonable alternative is to shut down the UN so they can't
siphon off the funds needed to help in the afflicted areas!

Better to get them to pay the NYC parking fines.
Bob Kolker

Did I fail to mention they were an organization of scofflaws?


The US embassy staff in London who have immunity also don't pay parking
fines. In fact, cars with diplomatic registration plates may not even be
ticketed. This is effectively an agreement between diplomats world-wide
in order to prevent 'diplomatic privilege' being eroded: something
totalitarian regimes would love to do.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
"Patrick Hamlyn" <path@multipro.N_OcomSP_AM.au> wrote in message
news:4hhct09jbdi1d4mb3sec830v214b251fm7@4ax.com...
Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote:

On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:08:41 -0800, John Larkin <john@spamless.usa
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:11:57 GMT, Rich Grise
richgrise@example.net
wrote:


(stupid gross joke)


Geez, Rich, since you don't know anything about electronics, why
don't
you take your kibitzing and bad jokes somewhere else where they
might
be appreciated?

John


Oh, come on! It was funny!

...Jim Thompson

It was fairly funny the first time, about 20 years ago.
I did not hear it 29 years ago, so thanks to Rich for allowing me to
enjoy it now.

Franz
 
On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 19:14:15 GMT, glenzabr@nospamallowed.xmission.com
(GMAN) wrote:

In article <1104787856.310883.276250@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, nooneinparticular314159@yahoo.com wrote:
[snip]

You live in a high rise apartment and find $42 a month too expensive for
DirecTV?



[snip]

Probably American public housing, aka Welfare ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Malcolm Reeves
<mreeves@fullcircuit.com> wrote (in <gjhlt0t14vj40qe3gcukcg0gq62ap5dacb@
4ax.com>) about 'Who else besides Toko does coils with tuning slugs?',
on Tue, 4 Jan 2005:
Who else beside Toko manufactures coils with tuning slugs? I'm looking
to design an LC filter and need a coil with a few windings. Toko data is
very thin (non existent) and I'm currently waiting..... So if there is
another manufacturer with good data, good supplies, etc. they could get
my business :).
I offered to help you if you emailed me. I didn't expect to get my
response to your email rejected by your mail bot. It would have been
courteous for you to explain the procedure in your email to me.

Since I can't help you, in fact, there is no point in prolonging the
agony.

--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
Yeah...that's the ticket...we'll just call them Felidracos.....sounds
confusing and all Latiny like.
Pip
$$$$$$
"Phoenix" <Dong@HungLo.com> wrote in message
news:6NoDd.5003$fE4.421059@twister.southeast.rr.com...
.*;,';*.."..
~:'*..;*.'..;"..*
*'. ||||||||||||||||||||| :..'*
O) .. (O
~~ ...... say they wewe baby dwagonnies, eh?.. hehehee

"Pip" <Aetyr@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:rBoDd.4901$fE4.419732@twister.southeast.rr.com...
I dunno, with a lighter, you could make it a fire breathing
cat.....rubs
hands.....we'd be RICH selling them.
Pip
"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:ZvoDd.312145$O24.48620@news.easynews.com...
They're for cat farts. You could probably use a synthetic asshat to
keep
the cat fart inside the cat, but I imagine it would be gross if it
ever
managed to make it's way up through the cat's mouth.

Pip wrote:
I thought you had jars for that.
Pip
"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:L5oDd.311759$lR6.54125@news.easynews.com...

They need to be synthetic to keep the energy in.

Phoenix wrote:

/\\|//\
/ o ^ o\
~oO=====Oo~.... Hahahaaaarrrr..It is I!.. syntetic cluepons?

"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:xamDd.302957$O24.51663@news.easynews.com...


These asshats need cluepons.

Rhyanon wrote:


Eggzaktly!


"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
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Ed Murphy wrote:



On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:06:32 -0600, Rhyanon wrote:





Top posting rocks; one can conveniently folow up a reply, at
least
for
someone actually has the mental acumen to keep track of
what's
being

said.



Convenient != appropriate.

You need to justify bottom posting with something. If all other
things
are equal, and top posting is more convenient, then it is
necessarily
more appropriate.




Easier to top post without scrolling through five hundred
lines
of
rehash.

Failure to trim quoted material is the real problem, and
bottom
posting
is not much better than top posting (especially when combined
with
failure to trim).

it is easier to trim quoted material with top posting over that
of
bottom posting. That's another advantage it has. With top
posting,
it
get's muddied trying to look through the attributions so that
there
is
only a certain depth of quoted material. With top posting, the
attribution is directly above the material quoted from that
message,
so
it's very easy to trim.



Interleaving replies amongst trimmed material is

appropriate.

It is only appropriate because most posters (myself included)
are
lazy,
and prefer interleaving to creating multiple posts in response.
 
On Fri, 7 Jan 2005 12:12:41 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
<notfranz.heymann@btopenworld.com> wrote:

"Trog Woolley" <trog@email.fake> wrote in message
news:cr666u$otu$2$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
While stranded on the hard shoulder of the information super highway
ewill@sirius.athghost7038suus.net typed:

The term "wog" is a bit vague but we can scan around Saudi Arabia
and
Iraq and see what we get.

In Australia the term "wog" refers to an Italian.

Well, you never know with Australians. Maybe they misheard the word
which was used by my countrymen for Italians during the last European
war, which was "wop". "Wog" refers to Wily Oriental Gentleman, and
while there may be wily Italians, and most of them are gentlemen,
hardly any of them are oriental.

[snip]

Franz

In New Orleans, even high-end restaurants often offer a "wop salad" on
the menu, featuring olives and anchovies and other Italian delicacies.
The local Italians, and there are lots of them, don't seem to mind.

John
 
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:47:23 +0000, John Woodgate
<jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com> wrote (in <ka1bt0dsr92gdaf9hqde9uctvdvva6aq6l@
4ax.com>) about '40M for Bush Inauguration and 15M for Tsunami Disaster
WAS Re: Bush accused of undermining the UN with aid coalition', on Fri,
31 Dec 2004:

And may the EU collapse sooner than I predict ;-)

Well, now. It probably will, because it's now too big to be governed in
its present form.
But that won't stop the funding of a huge bureaucracy that *pretends*
to govern it.

The US is about as big a political entity that can be
governed,
All loyal and patriotic Americans do their best to ignore government
as much as possible, which turns out to be most of the time.


and even it shows instability in the form of serious
disagreements between the state and federal governance from time to
time.

Having a true federal republic, with serious power within the states,
is good. It makes the states compete.

What would you like to replace it with? If you find a way of towing the
UN out to sea, how about towing the British Isles to the west coast of
USA at the same latitude and making Britain and Ireland the 52nd and
53rd states (not necessarily in that order)?
That would improve your (and Ireland's) food, if nothing else.

John
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Winfield Hill <hill_a@t_rowland-
dotties-harvard-dot.s-edu> wrote (in <crls0a0hrl@drn.newsguy.com>) about
'Low noise DC/DC converter', on Fri, 7 Jan 2005:
Anybody ever come across a three-winding common-mode choke?
Not off the shelf, but it can't be that difficult to wind one. A three-
winding differential mode choke is quite another matter.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
Oops! Sorry.

Aunty Kreist wrote:
You shouldn't top poast.

"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:upmDd.303805$O24.51754@news.easynews.com...

I am very ;_; with you.

Aunty Kreist wrote:

"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
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Aunty Kreist wrote:


"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
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Ed Murphy wrote:



On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:06:32 -0600, Rhyanon wrote:





Top posting rocks; one can conveniently folow up a reply, at least

for

someone actually has the mental acumen to keep track of what's being

said.



Convenient != appropriate.

You need to justify bottom posting with something. If all other things

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are equal, and top posting is more convenient, then it is necessarily
more appropriate.




Easier to top post without scrolling through five hundred lines of
rehash.

Failure to trim quoted material is the real problem, and bottom

posting

is not much better than top posting (especially when combined with
failure to trim).

it is easier to trim quoted material with top posting over that of
bottom posting. That's another advantage it has. With top posting, it
get's muddied trying to look through the attributions so that there is
only a certain depth of quoted material. With top posting, the
attribution is directly above the material quoted from that message,

so

it's very easy to trim.



Interleaving replies amongst trimmed material is

appropriate.

It is only appropriate because most posters (myself included) are

lazy,

and prefer interleaving to creating multiple posts in response.


Then why is it everytime you participate in a long thread, one has to

wade


thru five or six posts and responses in order to find your two

sentences?


Snippy, snippy, my little bippy.

Because everybody's bottom posting! Anyway, aren't you one of those
folks that interleaves and leaves quoted material beneath your last
response? Pfft!



Sometimes. :)
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that John Larkin <jjlarkin@highSNIPland
THIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote (in <99itt0hol6pgc3pv0ql5jqtao19oh2e5tc@
4ax.com>) about '40M for Bush Inauguration and 15M for Tsunami Disaster
WAS Re: Bush accused of undermining the UN with aid coalition', on Fri,
7 Jan 2005:

It's been eight years maybe. We had a couple of good seafood meals along
the southwest coast, but most of the food was dreadful, and many of the
pubs and restaurants were so full of smoke we couldn't stay to eat. I
think they're trying to fix that last part.
They have fixed it. No smoking in public buildings, including pubs and
restaurants.
So, what's good?
I can't point you to any specific venue. You do have to pick and choose;
there are still some not-so-good places.
I did have a couple of great meals last time I was in Oxford, at a
little Italian restaurant on the North Parade (which is, interestingly,
south of the South Parade, which fact caused us some annoyance.)
Again, there is excellent food widely available in Britain, but still
some rubbish. Italian restaurants are pretty reliable.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
In article <u83rt09kvbauntvhugtkq4tp17scgr1j5f@4ax.com>,
Ben Bradley <ben_nospam_bradley@mindspring.com> writes:
|> In sci.chem.electrochem,
|> sci.chem.electrochem.battery and
|> sci.electronics.design,
|> on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 13:48:06 +0000, Guy Macon
|> <http://www.guymacon.com/> wrote:
|>
|> >MIME-Version: 1.0
|> >Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII
|> >
[snip]
|> >WayneL wrote:
|> >
|> >>Also what is the best way of storing ultra pure water
|> >
[snip]
|> >>Should I dispense it in to several small bottles with pipette lids?
|> >
|> >No. To stay even close to 18.2Mohm/cm@25C you must start with
|> >vacuum degassed ultrapure water and then never let it contact
|> >air.
|> >
|> >O2 dissolved in the water makes it better at attacking metals
|> >(and lowering the resistivity) and dissolved CO2 will make
|> >carbonic acid, which then attack the metal. You will get
|> >lots of CO2 in the water even though the air doesn't have
|> >much because CO2 dissolves so well, and ultrapure water has
|> >little or no buffering capacity.
|>
|> I recall something about pure water in sonoluminescence. There's a
|> whole article on how to do sonoluminescence in the Feb. 1995
|> Scientific American in the "The Amateur Scientist" column (I've got
|> all of the "Amateur Scientist" columns on a CD that's for sale
|> inexpensiely on the web, I strongly recommend it for anyone with even
|> a mild interest in science).
|> The article discusses getting the air gases out of distilled water
|> by boiling it, then sealing the container before letting it cool.
|> Sonoluminescence is a neat effect in itself, and apparently no one
|> yet knows how the light is generated.

Last spring I helped a high school science fair student with a
sonoluminescence project that he had been trying to get going for a
couple of years; it turns out he had the right instructions, but
needed more electrical experience to implement them. The light
generated is dim, but no less awe inspiring, given the lack of
understanding about why it works.

Anyway, the instructions called for degassed water, but not pure
water. While we never tried it pure, he followed the recomendations
by using a mixture of glycerin and water. I don't know what
fractions. He degassed the sample by the boiling method after mixing
and just prior to loading the test cell.

--
NOTE: to reply, remove all punctuation from email name field

Ned Forrester n_f_orrester@whoi.edu 508-289-2226
Applied Ocean Physics and Engineering Dept.
Oceanographic Systems Lab http://adcp.whoi.edu/
Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, Woods Hole, MA 02543, USA
 
In article <nOI81dCrGs3BFwC9@jmwa.demon.co.uk>,
John Woodgate <noone@yuk.yuk> wrote:
I read in sci.electronics.design that Winfield Hill <hill_a@t_rowland-
dotties-harvard-dot.s-edu> wrote (in <crls0a0hrl@drn.newsguy.com>) about
'Low noise DC/DC converter', on Fri, 7 Jan 2005:
Anybody ever come across a three-winding common-mode choke?

Not off the shelf, but it can't be that difficult to wind one. A three-
winding differential mode choke is quite another matter.
IIRC J.W.Miller has a 6 winding inductor as an off the shelf part. It may
not know that it isn't a common mode choke.

--
--
kensmith@rahul.net forging knowledge
 
On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 08:34:05 +0000, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net
wrote (in <pan.2005.01.07.05.06.26.883711@example.net>) about 'Guy
Macon's adventures with ultrapure water', on Fri, 7 Jan 2005:
Yeah, great, but what about all those double bonds in the neck? Is it
some kind of buckytube?

No, it's just a highly unsaturated straight-chain hydrocarbon residue.
Sounds like a name for a new punk band. ;-)

Perhaps more common in molecular gas clouds than on Earth, but it could
be made.
Thanks!
Rich
 
On 07 Jan 05 10:24:37 -0800, "Charlie Gibbs" <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
wrote:

In article <X3Ag7nCI4l3BFwXb@jmwa.demon.co.uk>,
jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk (John Woodgate) writes:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Charlie Gibbs
cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote
(in <5559.868T1037T784582@kltpzyxm.invalid>>)
about 'OT: Safe Riddles', on Fri, 7 Jan 2005:

Quite so. Is my newsreader not doing this? It looks OK to me when
my postings appear in subsequent retrievals of news.

There is no space after the two hyphens.

My .sig file does have the space, but my newsreader must be stripping
it off before it sends it out. Yet it acts as if the space is there
when it displays the message when it comes back, so it's effectively
hiding the problem; it looks OK when I see it here.

I guess my newsreader is mildly b0rken. Thanks for the heads-up.
I've tried a little hand-editing on the .sig below. Does it look OK?
It's working correctly in Agent... replying cuts your SIG.

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:25:13 +0000 (UTC), toor@iquest.net (John S.
Dyson) wrote:
Much of the money cannot be immediately absorbed. I'd like for
you to refer to the donations towards the 9/11 victims, and please
explain the amount of US donations vs. people from old Europe.

If the claim is that the US doesn't need help, then that shows a clear
indication of bias against Americans (or the 'evildoers' who are bad enough
to work/reside on American soil, especially in the horrible WTC buildings
or worse, the Pentagon.) I doubt that such a bias would occur against
people working in equivalent facilities, in equivalent situations, in
old Europe countries. (Well, that attitude will likely have changed now,
considering the very narrow minded, PROVINCIAL, attitude of Old-Europeans.)
If we're going to start throwing terrorism around, what were the US
contributions to the victims of the Birmingham and Guildford pub
bombings, the Arndale Centre, Warrington, the Baltic Exchange etc etc ad
nauseum?

US contributions to the perpetrators of these acts of terrorism we're
very well are of, of course.
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net>
wrote (in <pan.2005.01.07.21.45.54.956537@example.net>) about 'Question
for Win Hill/ Athlon64', on Fri, 7 Jan 2005:

Frankly, I wouldn't begrudge a Crossword Constructor (that's what
they're 'officially' called) any payment, fringe bennies, or anything
else they can get. Have you ever tried to make one up? I'm in awe. (I do
crosswords in pen, so I know whereof I speak.) For example, who knew
there were at least three US baseball teams with exactly 15 letters in
their name?
I have constructed British crosswords, which are different from US
crosswords insofar as they don't have large blocks of intersecting words
like (ASCII cop-out):

XYZABC
YZABCD
ZABCDE

British cross words have more black squares, and most words intersect
only one, two or three other words.
And we still don't know what John was talking about. ;-)
To make a ladder, for ladder-logic (Leiter-logik), you need pairs of
semiconductors (Halbleiter = half-conductors OR half-ladders).

And he still
hasn't posted any of the promised jokes. Maybe they don't translate
well?
No, you didn't like that one, so I shan't try any of the others. I won't
even tell you about having a squirrel for breakfast. Or about the
immigrant driver who was supposed to collect a committee from a hotel
and returned with a waste-bin.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:28:34 +0000, gwhite wrote:
....
I wonder if the following excerpt will amuse:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hayek, _The Constitution of Liberty_, pp55-62
CHAPTER FOUR
Freedom, Reason, and Tradition

1. Though freedom is not a state of nature
Horse Hockey!

Whose orders is the bear obeying when he shits in the woods?

Who assigns the nutritional value lists for what the critters eat?

Life _is_ Freedom.

Order is death.

Thanks,
Rich
 
These asshats need cluepons.

Rhyanon wrote:
Eggzaktly!


"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
news:zP1Dd.252385$O24.43690@news.easynews.com...

Ed Murphy wrote:

On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:06:32 -0600, Rhyanon wrote:



Top posting rocks; one can conveniently folow up a reply, at least for
someone actually has the mental acumen to keep track of what's being

said.

Convenient != appropriate.

You need to justify bottom posting with something. If all other things
are equal, and top posting is more convenient, then it is necessarily
more appropriate.


Easier to top post without scrolling through five hundred lines of
rehash.

Failure to trim quoted material is the real problem, and bottom posting
is not much better than top posting (especially when combined with
failure to trim).

it is easier to trim quoted material with top posting over that of
bottom posting. That's another advantage it has. With top posting, it
get's muddied trying to look through the attributions so that there is
only a certain depth of quoted material. With top posting, the
attribution is directly above the material quoted from that message, so
it's very easy to trim.

Interleaving replies amongst trimmed material is

appropriate.

It is only appropriate because most posters (myself included) are lazy,
and prefer interleaving to creating multiple posts in response.
 
On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 16:41:23 -0600, John Fields wrote:
On Fri, 7 Jan 2005 22:20:22 +0000, John Woodgate

No, you didn't like that one, so I shan't try any of the others. I won't
even tell you about having a squirrel for breakfast. Or about the
immigrant driver who was supposed to collect a committee from a hotel
and returned with a waste-bin.

---
My favorite joke from the UK is about this woman who goes to her
gynecologist because of some discomfort she's experiencing, and after
the examination he says, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we're
going to have to remove your avaries". "My *avaries*?" she exclaims,
"don't you mean my ovaries?" "No," he replies, "there's been a cockatoo
up there!"
"We should have brought Zsa Zsa. We could have kept the car." ;-)

II. "You have such a small organ!"
"Sorry, lady. I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."

Cheers!
Rich
 

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