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Rich The Newsgroup Wacko
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On Mon, 30 May 2005 15:59:48 +0000, PaulCsouls wrote:
park, and the super/manager/handyman had a couple of pet snakes. Really
beautiful snakes, like pythons and anacondas and so on. He'd let the
neighbor kids play with his snakes. He kept a cage of rats for snake food.
This trailer park was also infested with cats. I had borrowed a live-trap,
and almost every night I'd trap a cat, and I'd take it to the pound, and
the next day some idiot from the trailer park would go bail the damned cat
out from the pound, and turn it loose to piss on people's cars and shit in
their front yard and caterwaul and make more cats and what-not.
So, one day while just chatting with the snake guy, I remarked, "Y'know
what I'd like to do? I'd like to take a video of some kitten playing
with a ball of string or whatever, and have a snake come up and eat the
kitten. Bwahahaha!"
Mr. Snake Guy said, "A snake won't eat a cat."
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Cheers!
Rich
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"Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a
mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse."
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May, 1984"
I don't think they're edible. A few years ago, I was living in a trailerOn Sun, 29 May 2005 19:36:36 +0000, Guy Macon
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Luhan Monat wrote:
Many, many, years ago, I had to buy some plumbing supplies. As it
turned out, these included a 1 foot section of 1-1/2 inch pipe and two
screw-on end caps.
Because I didnt have a basket, I just screwed the parts together as I
shopped. I layed the thing down on the check out counter and the
person there just scanned the three bar codes without a second look.
Just wouldn't recommend anyone doing that today.
They look at you funny if you buy a hundred apples and ten packs of
double-edge razor blades on October 31st too.
People are suspicious these days. Recently I saw a sign saying "FOUND
CAT", a Phone Number and "MUST DESCRIBE". Like there are people going
around claiming cats that aren't theirs. I was tempted to call them up and
say it tastes like chicken.
Paul C.
park, and the super/manager/handyman had a couple of pet snakes. Really
beautiful snakes, like pythons and anacondas and so on. He'd let the
neighbor kids play with his snakes. He kept a cage of rats for snake food.
This trailer park was also infested with cats. I had borrowed a live-trap,
and almost every night I'd trap a cat, and I'd take it to the pound, and
the next day some idiot from the trailer park would go bail the damned cat
out from the pound, and turn it loose to piss on people's cars and shit in
their front yard and caterwaul and make more cats and what-not.
So, one day while just chatting with the snake guy, I remarked, "Y'know
what I'd like to do? I'd like to take a video of some kitten playing
with a ball of string or whatever, and have a snake come up and eat the
kitten. Bwahahaha!"
Mr. Snake Guy said, "A snake won't eat a cat."
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
"Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a
mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse."
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May, 1984"