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Michael A. Terrell
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Alan Rutlidge wrote:
You need a jack hammer!
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"Ross Herbert" <rherber1@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
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On Tue, 4 Nov 2008 17:32:13 +0900, "Alan Rutlidge"
don't_spam_me_rutlidge@iinet.net.au> wrote:
:What, no PET?
:Mind you, if the distance wasn't great, a walk in the sunshine probably
:didn't do any harm.
:
PET's were only issued to long line terminal exchanges, not local service
only
exchanges.
And it was often still raining when I had to walk the route.
:
:We used it charge up high voltage capacitors, bend the leads over and
chuck
:them to an unsuspecting victim whilst yelling - "hey catch this".
:Another trick was to place the lead of a pencil across the 50V bench
power
:supply outlets and drape the hair of a sleeping trainee across it.
:Turn on the power, watch the carbon get quite hot and smoke up his hair.
:Long hair was fashionable in the 70's.
With only 50V dc to play with a charged cap doesn't tickle that much. If
you
wanted to risk it you could always use the -50V main equipment supply and
the
+50V metering supply to get 100V to charge the cap.
It was better if you were at a long line station where 130Vdc was
available.
MiniLab power supplies were a good source of HV above 200 volts and were
often used to charge up the caps.
:
:I won't even begin to tell you what we did with a roll of jumper wire,
the
:ring output from a ringer rack and a toilet seat. (evil grin)
:
We weren't so keen to have a law suit brought against us...
Our best trick was to install a magneto bell under the floorboards of a
lecture
room connected to the pabx ringer machine and a foot operated switch under
a
desk. During the lecture the instructor thought the phone was ringing and
answered it - several times. After much frustration at hearing dial tone
when
answering the phone he started to become quite angry and suspected the
trainees
of having a joke at his expense. He cleared the room and did a search and
found
the bell and footswitch and ripped the lot out. When we finally
re-assembled to
continue the lecture, an old Westclox alarm clock took off with a raucous
alarm
- this had also been pre-set to go off half an hour before afternoon tea,
and it
was hidden under an upturned rubbish bin near blackboard. That was the
final
straw. The instructor saw red and picked the clock up and hurled it
against the
wall. He was a broken man, and the lecture was over for the day.
We did get another lecture from the principal the next day....
At one stage pagers were all the go. Keith Perry had a pet hate for them,
especially if they went off in his class.
In one of his classes there were so many interruptions from the beeping
pagers he decided he had to get the message across that the constant
interruptions from the beeping wasn't appreciated. So he talked to one of
the guys from sales and acquired a pager.
At the beginning of the day he asked all the students who had pagers with
them to switch them off. Knowing full well most would not he arranged with
one of the other instructors to ring his pager. As soon as the pager beeped
he ripped it off his belt and took to it with hammer, smashing it to bits on
the table in front of the students, muttering something on the lines "... I
bloody hate these pager thingies..." As one can imagine, all the students
who had pagers on them immediately checked to make sure their pagers were
turned off.
Now of course Keith wouldn't have really smashed his pager to bits - he
actually did it to a dummy display model he got from the sales guys.
His own pager which did go off was safe inside his pocket. Never the less
it had a lasting effect. The word quickly got around not to bring your
pager into Keith's classes for fear it may suffer a similar fate. If only I
could achieve such success with mobile phones. :-(
You need a jack hammer!
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