99 bottles of beer on the wall

[Rich Grise]

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 15:21:07 -0500, Active8 wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:32:12 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:21:28 -0500, Active8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net
wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 15:20:59 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:
snip

Actually, I've contacted my Inner Child, and she's a little girl.
Thank Goddess she's a lesbian. ;-P

LOL. I'm a vagitarian, myself

"vagitarian"? Yum! Tasty ;-)

Yeah. And the smell stays in my mustache so I remember to go back
for more.

If you wash them first they don't stink.

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Active8]

On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 00:18:07 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 15:21:07 -0500, Active8 wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:32:12 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:21:28 -0500, Active8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net
wrote:

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 15:20:59 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:
snip

Actually, I've contacted my Inner Child, and she's a little girl.
Thank Goddess she's a lesbian. ;-P

LOL. I'm a vagitarian, myself

"vagitarian"? Yum! Tasty ;-)

Yeah. And the smell stays in my mustache so I remember to go back
for more.

If you wash them first they don't stink.

LOL. It still leaves a smell.
--
Best Regards,
Mike

 

[Ban]

LOL. It still leaves a smell.

Bernie had a date at the dentist at 9:00, so the alarm clock went on at
7:30. He went in the bathroom, shaved etc. and then dressed. Then his wife
called him.
"What do you want?"
"Come, I want to make love!"
"I'm already dressed"
"Then at least lick me", and so he did. During the procedure one pubic hair
got stuck between his teeth. He couldn't pull it out, so he took a scissors
and cut it short, then he rushed to his dentist.
He hardly had sat down, when the doc asked him:
"We have been licking the wife this morning, haven't we?"
Bernie blushed and answered:
"Yeah, it is because of that hair...?"
"No", replied the dentist,
"You got shit on your chin"

--
ciao Ban
Bordighera, Italy

 

[Active8]

On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 05:34:15 GMT, Ban wrote:

LOL. It still leaves a smell.

Bernie had a date at the dentist at 9:00, so the alarm clock went on at

LOL I love it already! Over here we'd say "the alarm went off. We
drive on parkways and park on driveways

7:30. He went in the bathroom, shaved etc. and then dressed. Then his wife
called him.

Here she'd call him asshole.

"What do you want?"
"Come, I want to make love!"

That's backwards or premature

"I'm already dressed"
"Then at least lick me", and so he did. During the procedure one pubic hair
got stuck between his teeth. He couldn't pull it out, so he took a scissors
and cut it short, then he rushed to his dentist.
He hardly had sat down, when the doc asked him:
"We have been licking the wife this morning, haven't we?"
Bernie blushed and answered:
"Yeah, it is because of that hair...?"
"No", replied the dentist,
"You got shit on your chin"

Oh piss. That's a good variation of the one my mom told me:

A guy used to go to the dentist every week to get his teeth
cleaned. Every week the dentist removed little curly hairs from
between his the patient's teeth.

Finally, the dentist couldn't refrain from asking the patient where
all this hair was coming from.

The patient explained, "Well you see Doctor, my girlfiend is very
kinky. She likes to be kissed on her arm pits."

The dentist retorted, "Then how do you explain the shit on your
necktie?"

Later paisan.
--
Best Regards,
Mike

 

[xray]

On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:29:42 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

OK, I've reached the conclusion that my mind is fucked. It wasn't the
alcohol that did it, it's always been that way.

Possibly true on both accounts.

None the less, keep up the good work.

You hang out here cause you know electronics, and that part is well
valued.

The whole other thing with foodstuffs, consumption and other
cryptology is good too.

I, for one, value both kinds of posting from you here.

I think you are clever enough to survive.