you jokers don't know jack shit

[Richard Principal]

From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/


YOU DON'T KNOW JACK ..
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF JACK SCHITT.

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
Many people are at a loss for a response, when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schitt"
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack Schitt, is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt the owner of nee deep in
Schitt ink.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six
children;
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Givea Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt.

Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
drop out,

After fifteen years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced, Noe
Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.

Deep Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a nervus son Chicken
Schitt.

Filla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through out their childhood
and subsequently married the Happens sisters, in a dual creamery.

The Newspaper announced the Schitt happens wedding.

The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world and recently
returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt,

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.


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[Lord Garth]

"Richard Principal" <truancy@school.com> wrote in message news:3fa00871@clear.net.nz...

From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/


YOU DON'T KNOW JACK ..
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF JACK SCHITT.

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
Many people are at a loss for a response, when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schitt"
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack Schitt, is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt the owner of nee deep in
Schitt ink.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six
children;
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Givea Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt.

Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
drop out,

After fifteen years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced, Noe
Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.

Deep Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a nervus son Chicken
Schitt.

Filla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through out their childhood
and subsequently married the Happens sisters, in a dual creamery.

The Newspaper announced the Schitt Happens wedding.

The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world and recently
returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt,

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.

This indicates Deep had married twice...

 

[Daniel Franklin]

Richard Principal wrote:

From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/

a) it's not even remotely related to electronics
b) it's not even remotely funny (unless you're the kind of person who laughs
whenever people say "shit")

So... welcome to my killfile. Say hi to Rod and Phil.

- Daniel
--
*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

 

[Richard Principal]

I had a listen at the web site and you are right, how about, Wonder what happened to Holie Schitt

"Lord Garth" <LGarth@Tantalus.net> wrote in message news:aIVnb.515$I47.240@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...

"Richard Principal" <truancy@school.com> wrote in message news:3fa00871@clear.net.nz...

From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/


YOU DON'T KNOW JACK ..
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF JACK SCHITT.

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
Many people are at a loss for a response, when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schitt"
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack Schitt, is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt the owner of nee deep in
Schitt ink.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six
children;
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Givea Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt.

Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
drop out,

After fifteen years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced, Noe
Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a nervus son Chicken
Schitt.

Filla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through out their childhood
and subsequently married the Happens sisters, in a dual creamery.

The Newspaper announced the Schitt Happens wedding.

The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world and recently
returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt,

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.

This indicates Deep had married twice...

 

[Richard Principal]

Someone hands you a strange electronic part and they say what is this?

you say "I don't know. I have never seen any thing like that before."

Then they say "You don't know ........... "


WHY DONT YOU GET SOME FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR




"Daniel Franklin" <daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote in message
news:slrnbq0kvv.2bl.daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au...
: Richard Principal wrote:
: > From
: > http://www.twistedhumor.com/
:
: a) it's not even remotely related to electronics
: b) it's not even remotely funny (unless you're the kind of person who
laughs
: whenever people say "shit")
:
: So... welcome to my killfile. Say hi to Rod and Phil.
:
: - Daniel
: --
: *************************************************************************
: * Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
: * University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
: *************************************************************************

 

[Simon]

Daniel Franklin <daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote in
message news:slrnbq0kvv.2bl.daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au...

Richard Principal wrote:

From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/

So... welcome to my killfile.

Bet that will make him curl up and die now that he knows
some pathetic little poh faced fuckwit has him in his killfile.

*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

Just another pathetic little uniwanker to boot.

 

[Daniel Franklin]

Simon wrote:

Just another pathetic little uniwanker to boot.

*plonk*

- Daniel
--
*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

 

[Hekko]

Hi Daniel,

Its a common saying in electronics at a "practical" level. If you get out
of Uni into the real world I'm sure you will come across it often and see
the sense of humor in it.

In the meantime its great to just enjoy the input from others.


"Daniel Franklin" <daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote in message
news:slrnbq0kvv.2bl.daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au...

Richard Principal wrote:
From
http://www.twistedhumor.com/

a) it's not even remotely related to electronics
b) it's not even remotely funny (unless you're the kind of person who
laughs
whenever people say "shit")

So... welcome to my killfile. Say hi to Rod and Phil.

- Daniel
--
*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

 

[Daniel Franklin]

Hekko wrote:

Hi Daniel,

Its a common saying in electronics at a "practical" level.

No, it's a common saying in general - there is nothing electronics-specific
about it.

If you get out of Uni into the real world I'm sure you will come across it
often and see the sense of humor in it.

It's funny if you're the sort of person who laughs whenever someone says
"shit"... which apparently is a pretty large slice of the population, given
the popularity of US and UK formula sitcoms.

- Daniel
--
*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

 

[John Crighton]

On 3 Nov 2003 14:54:52 +1000, Daniel Franklin
<daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote:

Hekko wrote:

Hi Daniel,

Its a common saying in electronics at a "practical" level.

No, it's a common saying in general - there is nothing electronics-specific
about it.

If you get out of Uni into the real world I'm sure you will come across it
often and see the sense of humor in it.

It's funny if you're the sort of person who laughs whenever someone says
"shit"... which apparently is a pretty large slice of the population, given
the popularity of US and UK formula sitcoms.

- Daniel
--
*************************************************************************
* Daniel Franklin - Lecturer in Computer Engineering
* University of Wollongong, NSW, Australia * d.franklin at ieee.org
*************************************************************************

Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby

 

[Hekko]

Try Spybot


"John Crighton" <john_c@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fa69faf.1167051@News.CIS.DFN.DE...

On 3 Nov 2003 14:54:52 +1000, Daniel Franklin
daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote:

Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby

 

[Ken Taylor]

Or Adaware. And don't just try, actually use one of these, John. You've been
infected with this shit and you need to remove it fully.

Ken

"Hekko" <hekko@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:T2zpb.177340$bo1.144178@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Try Spybot


"John Crighton" <john_c@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fa69faf.1167051@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
On 3 Nov 2003 14:54:52 +1000, Daniel Franklin
daniel@widrow.snrc.uow.edu.au> wrote:

Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby

 

[Lord Garth]

Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby

I could send you just the swf file but as was sugested, use
Spybot Search and destroy. Also, mask your email address
in the news reader by inserting something fake.

 

[John Crighton]

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 22:01:56 GMT, "Lord Garth" <LGarth@Tantalus.net>
wrote:

Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby


I could send you just the swf file but as was sugested, use
Spybot Search and destroy. Also, mask your email address
in the news reader by inserting something fake.



Hello Lord Garth, Ken and Hekko,

I have installed the Spybot Search and destroy
program now, it found and fixed 150 odd problems.
I am very pleased. I will definitely put some folding
money in an envelope and send it off to the
maker of that program.
I was really Schatt off for a while there!
Some bloody joke all right!
Thanks all,
John Crighton
Hornsby

 

[Lord Garth]

"John Crighton" <john_c@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fa7152e.6319830@News.CIS.DFN.DE...

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 22:01:56 GMT, "Lord Garth" <LGarth@Tantalus.net
wrote:

Hello Lord Garth, Ken and Hekko,
I have installed the Spybot Search and destroy
program now, it found and fixed 150 odd problems.
I am very pleased. I will definitely put some folding
money in an envelope and send it off to the
maker of that program.
I was really Schatt off for a while there!
Some bloody joke all right!
Thanks all,
John Crighton
Hornsby

Be sure you update the program...there is a button for this.

 

[Ken Taylor]

"John Crighton" <john_c@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fa7152e.6319830@News.CIS.DFN.DE...

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 22:01:56 GMT, "Lord Garth" <LGarth@Tantalus.net
wrote:


Hello Gents,
I thought the joke was funny initially. I even went to the
website and down loaded the cartoon. Yes, quite amusing!
But now the joke is on me.
I am not laughing now.

My computer got bombarded with shit that I did
not know how to get rid of. I kept deleting little
applications programs that cause annoying pop ups
telling me to go to web sites and they just came back
again. I deleted a folder called "save" containing an
application program that causes pop windows for
stuff that will save me money. Buy stuff here and there.
My computer connects to somewhere on the web
all by itself and this annoying bloody folder comes
back and I get bombarded with rubbish again.
Uninstalling this "save money application program",
deleting this folder many times when it reappeared
and using Nortons various fixes finally got rid of it.
I am not a computer savvy person so it was an ordeal
for me not knowing what could be safely deleted.

I have wasted hours. I have got rid of most of the
shit, not all of it. Still get the occasional "pop up"
unwanted advertisement from nowhere.
The joke is on me. I feel like Mr Dumb Schitt for
downloading all that crap.

Not happy!

Regards,
John Crighton
Hornsby


I could send you just the swf file but as was sugested, use
Spybot Search and destroy. Also, mask your email address
in the news reader by inserting something fake.



Hello Lord Garth, Ken and Hekko,
I have installed the Spybot Search and destroy
program now, it found and fixed 150 odd problems.
I am very pleased. I will definitely put some folding
money in an envelope and send it off to the
maker of that program.
I was really Schatt off for a while there!
Some bloody joke all right!
Thanks all,
John Crighton
Hornsby

There are some freeware programs that thoroughly deserve our support! Glad
it's better.....till next time!

Ken