Why I don't answer many questions?

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Rolavine

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They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky
 
On 28 May 2004 06:56:38 GMT, Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky
So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?
--
Best Regards,
Mike
 
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.
This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke
 
"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:2ho8kmFf9vbpU2@uni-berlin.de...
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke
Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person. Anyone taller
is a tall person. I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

Cheers
Terry
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 19:48:31 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:2ho8kmFf9vbpU2@uni-berlin.de...
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person.
Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.

Anyone taller
is a tall person.
At least I don't hit my head on their house.

I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).
You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?
Cheers
Terry
That implies that like me, you are perfect ;) 6 ft tall, 6 ft wing
span, 3 ft nose to finger tips, 18 in cubit, 12 in forearm, 9 in
hand, 6 in thumbs up, 4 in fist, 3 in boy scouts fingers, 1 in
margin off the first digit's tip.

Never really need a tape measure, nor a rip saw since I can just
break the stinkin' board.
--
Best Regards,
Mike
 
"Activ8" <reply2group@ndbbm.net> wrote in message
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On Fri, 28 May 2004 19:48:31 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:2ho8kmFf9vbpU2@uni-berlin.de...
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even
care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me
is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person.

Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.
ayup. damn annoying.


Anyone taller
is a tall person.

At least I don't hit my head on their house.

I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?
what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

A guy I work with once pinned a fake picture (of a guy in a suit bent over,
with his head up his own ass) to the wall of his cubicle. Senior management
saw it and objected, so our wussy R&D manager made him take it down. Me and
the other senior engineer thought that was just fucken stupid, and told the
R&D manager, but not quite so elegantly (we were all mates). Then we both
printed out the picture and pinned it up in our cubicles. Senior management
saw it that day, and never said a word. The next day the picture was
everywhere in R&D. After a week or so we tired of that game, and most of the
pictures came down. Senior management also asked our R&D manager to ban
dilbert cartoons. By this stage he had started to develop a spine, and said
no.

Funny story: about a month after the heads-up saga, our boss showed a
picture of his pregnant wifes ultrasound scan to everyone at lunchtime. He
pointed out various bits, then said "theres the spine" to which some wit
replied "your obviously not the father then"


Cheers
Terry

That implies that like me, you are perfect ;) 6 ft tall, 6 ft wing
span, 3 ft nose to finger tips, 18 in cubit, 12 in forearm, 9 in
hand, 6 in thumbs up, 4 in fist, 3 in boy scouts fingers, 1 in
margin off the first digit's tip.
close. scale by 74"/72"

Never really need a tape measure, nor a rip saw since I can just
break the stinkin' board.
--
Best Regards,
Mike
Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

Cheers
Terry
 
"Terry Given" <the_domes@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
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"Activ8" <reply2group@ndbbm.net> wrote in message
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Funny story: about a month after the heads-up saga, our boss showed a
picture of his pregnant wifes ultrasound scan to everyone at lunchtime. He
pointed out various bits, then said "theres the spine" to which some wit
replied "your obviously not the father then"

Best Regards,
Mike
ROTFLMAO!! Thanks, it's been a rough week. :)

Ken
 
"Terry Given" <the_domes@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
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"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
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Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even
care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person. Anyone taller
is a tall person. I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

Cheers
Terry


As long as your legs reach the ground, they are long enough.

Ken
 
In article <1d2r89c5m4uak.dlg@news.individual.net>,
Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net> wrote:
On Fri, 28 May 2004 19:48:31 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:2ho8kmFf9vbpU2@uni-berlin.de...
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person.

Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.
And then only the short-person urinal is available...


--
"Things should be made as simple as possible -- but no simpler."
-- Albert Einstein
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 03:19:57 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net>
wrote:

On 28 May 2004 06:56:38 GMT, Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky

So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?
His "points' are so strong I plonked him months ago ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
Subject: Re: Why I don't answer many questions?
From: Activ8 reply2group@ndbbm.net
Date: 5/28/2004 12:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id: <162ki9ieppva3$.dlg@news.individual.net

On 28 May 2004 06:56:38 GMT, Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they
are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that
only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky

So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?
--
Ahh, once in a while I give a perfect answer. And I'm good at answering my own
questions even though they appear in all three categories..

Rocky
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

<snip>
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?
not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.
snip

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

I've had women that were stiff as a board.

--
Best Regards,
Mike
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 13:13:57 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net>
wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

snip
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

snip

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

I've had women that were stiff as a board.
Careful there, Activ8, Terry will declare you a bigot ;-)

But probably not. I'm his major target because I declared him
ignorant ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
On 28 May 2004 06:56:38 GMT, rolavine@aol.com (Rolavine) wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky
Well, that explains it pretty well.

John
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 13:13:57 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net>
wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

snip
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

snip

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

I've had women that were stiff as a board.
Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John
 
On 28 May 2004 06:56:38 GMT, rolavine@aol.com (Rolavine) posted this:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky
I've never seen you answer a question at all.

Jim
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 11:41:26 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 13:13:57 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net
wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

snip
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

snip

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

I've had women that were stiff as a board.

Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John
Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.
--
Best Regards,
Mike
 
"Activ8" <reply2group@ndbbm.net> wrote in message
news:bgy28a35m0z0.dlg@news.individual.net...
On Fri, 28 May 2004 11:41:26 -0700, John Larkin wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 13:13:57 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net
wrote:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

snip
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

snip

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker
;}

I've had women that were stiff as a board.

Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John

Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.
--
Best Regards,
Mike
Ditto - my response was aimed at Mike, and Mike alone. verbal silly-buggers,
eh wot? others are free to take offence if they want.

Cheers
Terry
 
"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:2ho8kmFf9vbpU2@uni-berlin.de...
Rolavine wrote:

They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or
they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric
that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.


This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

And anyone driving at that exact speed is a mindless obedient unreasoning
imitative vacuous foolish acquiescent sheep.
 
On Fri, 28 May 2004 21:49:51 -0400, Activ8 <reply2group@ndbbm.net> posted this:

On Fri, 28 May 2004 11:41:26 -0700, John Larkin wrote:


Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John

Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.
You should have said "God Herself".

Jim
 

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