What do I need for a desintegrator gun?

[Lester T. Linpord]

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space
are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from
projectily weapons.

Please help !

 

[Robert Baer]

"Lester T. Linpord" wrote:

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space
are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from
projectily weapons.

Please help !

I hear that a hat made from aluminum foil will keep them away...

 

[me]

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:24:27 GMT, Robert Baer
<robertbaer@earthlink.net> wrote:

"Lester T. Linpord" wrote:

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space
are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from
projectily weapons.

Please help !

I hear that a hat made from aluminum foil will keep them away...

In his case, Titanium Techno Trousers may be a better option

 

[Ed Price]

"me" <me@the.end.of.the.earth> wrote in message
news:4026f6b7.2417884@News.xtra.co.nz...

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:24:27 GMT, Robert Baer
robertbaer@earthlink.net> wrote:

"Lester T. Linpord" wrote:

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space
are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from
projectily weapons.

Please help !

I hear that a hat made from aluminum foil will keep them away...

In his case, Titanium Techno Trousers may be a better option

Or a butt plug!

Ed

 

[Mark (UK)]

You Pussy! Bend over and take it like a MAN!

Lester T. Linpord wrote:

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space
are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from
projectily weapons.

Please help !