We have no privacy anymore

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We have no privacy anymore.

I live in the country with no nearby neighbors. All day we had heavy
rain, and my farm animals needed their feed. At 3am, the rain finally
stops, so I go outdoors and begin feeding my animals.

I'm half a mile from the house, when suddenly I have to take a shit. I
should mention that I'm elderly and cant hold it like I could when I was
younger.

OK, It's 3:30 am, no one can see me (I think). I always keep a roll of,
toilet paper in my farm truck. So I drop my pants and begin taking a
shit. Almost immediately an airplane shows up in the sky, and flies
right over me.

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned by
Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our private
lives. (And I dont use either of them).

Luckily I was able to duck under a nearby tree to finish my shit.

We have no privacy anymore. Not even on our own land in the middle of
the night. BEWARE. And above all, DO NOT use Google or Facebook. Also
beware of Amazon, because they also spy on private people.
 
On 11/09/19 08:01, Unlisted wrote:
I'm half a mile from the house, when suddenly I have to take a shit. I
should mention that I'm elderly and cant hold it like I could when I was
younger.

Multiple types of shit, in fact.

Oops, I'm feeding the troll. Shame on me.
 
Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com> wrote in
news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com:

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane
owned by Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat
to our private lives. (And I dont use either of them).

You are a complete idiot. A plane overhead does not... cannot look
directly down. No one was filming you. And you being paranoid about
it is pretty laughable. They do not give a shit that you were giving
up a shit.

God damn boy grow up.
 
"delo" <delolabsNOSPAM@REMOVElibero.it> wrote in news:qlat44$10ii$1
@gioia.aioe.org:

are all yours body fluids ok? (...purity of essences)

Why? Do you want to give it a fool cavity search?
 
are all yours body fluids ok? (...purity of essences)

"Unlisted" <unlisted@nomail.com> ha scritto nel messaggio news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com...
We have no privacy anymore.

I live in the country with no nearby neighbors. All day we had heavy
rain, and my farm animals needed their feed. At 3am, the rain finally
stops, so I go outdoors and begin feeding my animals.

I'm half a mile from the house, when suddenly I have to take a shit. I
should mention that I'm elderly and cant hold it like I could when I was
younger.

OK, It's 3:30 am, no one can see me (I think). I always keep a roll of,
toilet paper in my farm truck. So I drop my pants and begin taking a
shit. Almost immediately an airplane shows up in the sky, and flies
right over me.

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned by
Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our private
lives. (And I dont use either of them).

Luckily I was able to duck under a nearby tree to finish my shit.

We have no privacy anymore. Not even on our own land in the middle of
the night. BEWARE. And above all, DO NOT use Google or Facebook. Also
beware of Amazon, because they also spy on private people.
 
On 11/09/2019 8:16 pm, DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno@decadence.org wrote:
Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com> wrote in
news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com:

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane
owned by Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat
to our private lives. (And I dont use either of them).

You are a complete idiot. A plane overhead does not... cannot look
directly down. No one was filming you. And you being paranoid about
it is pretty laughable. They do not give a shit that you were giving
up a shit.

God damn boy grow up.

Hey this boy knows his shit !! (He should do he's full of it)
 
On Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:16:34 +0000 (UTC),
DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno@decadence.org wrote:

Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com> wrote in
news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com:

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane
owned by Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat
to our private lives. (And I dont use either of them).

You are a complete idiot. A plane overhead does not... cannot look
directly down. No one was filming you. And you being paranoid about
it is pretty laughable. They do not give a shit that you were giving
up a shit.

God damn boy grow up.

PLONK
 
On Wed, 06 Nov 2019 00:16:42 -0600, Unlisted wrote:

On Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:16:34 +0000 (UTC),
DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno@decadence.org wrote:

Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com> wrote in
news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com:

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned
by Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our
private lives. (And I dont use either of them).

You are a complete idiot. A plane overhead does not... cannot look
directly down. No one was filming you. And you being paranoid about it
is pretty laughable. They do not give a shit that you were giving up a
shit.

God damn boy grow up.

PLONK

To be fair, that is one of the most annoying things that can happen in
life. You're innocently taking a shit in the middle of the night in the
middle of nowhere and a Google spyplane instantly appears out of nowhere
to photograph you in the act. If we're being honest, it's probably
happened to all of us at some point.
:-D



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On Saturday, November 9, 2019 at 11:25:58 PM UTC+11, Cursitor Doom wrote:
On Wed, 06 Nov 2019 00:16:42 -0600, Unlisted wrote:

On Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:16:34 +0000 (UTC),
DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno@decadence.org wrote:

Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com> wrote in
news:hu6hne9cn4qsjvaq5vlmnt4fjg287qps4p@4ax.com:

I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned
by Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our
private lives. (And I dont use either of them).

You are a complete idiot. A plane overhead does not... cannot look
directly down. No one was filming you. And you being paranoid about it
is pretty laughable. They do not give a shit that you were giving up a
shit.

God damn boy grow up.

PLONK

To be fair, that is one of the most annoying things that can happen in
life. You're innocently taking a shit in the middle of the night in the
middle of nowhere and a Google spyplane instantly appears out of nowhere
to photograph you in the act. If we're being honest, it's probably
happened to all of us at some point.
:-D

How the other half lives.

Curistor Doom is several standard deviations away for the norm - we won't go into his nonstandard deviations - so it's actually rather less than half.

That's not a Google spy plane, but a "care in the community" drone keeping track of the sorts of mental cases who are too revolting to be institutionalised, and too ineffective to be a threat.

--
Bill Sloman, Sydney
 

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