Warning before you drink beer again

[Eric]

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take
a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

 

[Stephen]

LOL


"Eric" <some1@clare.co.nz> wrote in message news:3f741a9c$1@clear.net.nz...

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take
a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

 

[Noah]

On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 22:53:14 +1200, Eric wrote:

[snip]

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

That's why I don't live with one.

--

Noah
Linux. The leading OS of the future.

 

[The real Andy]

"Noah" <noah@susie.linux.au> wrote in message
newsan.2003.09.26.12.22.55.176273@susie.linux.au...

On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 22:53:14 +1200, Eric wrote:

[snip]


The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

That's why I don't live with one.

It the beer that make living with them possible. Now I understand why.

 

[Rob Judd]

The real Andy wrote:

"Noah" <noah@susie.linux.au> wrote in message
newsan.2003.09.26.12.22.55.176273@susie.linux.au...
On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 22:53:14 +1200, Eric wrote:

[snip]


The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

That's why I don't live with one.

It the beer that make living with them possible. Now I understand why.

Ah yes, the beer goggles are a wonderful invention.

Rob
"The difference between a dog and a fox is three drinks." Anon

 

[Rotes Sapiens]

On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 12:22:54 GMT, Noah <noah@susie.linux.au> wrote:

On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 22:53:14 +1200, Eric wrote:

[snip]

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

That's why I don't live with one.

I've lived with not just a beer but with a whole slab most of my life
and I don't regret it.


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