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Todd Wonderson had an old computer which he purchased around 1988 or so.
In the last 8 years it was stored in Todd's attic. It didn't work. It would
come on and shit but the software for it was on cassettes which had
deteriorated with age. One day, Todd's wife was cleaning out the attic and
told Todd that this computer goes or he goes. Todd had his friends try to sell
it on ebay for him but nobody would buy it. There was this firm interested in
purchasing the computer and they offered Todd $100,000.00 for the machine but
Todd insisted that it was bullshit. The firm wanted to develop internet
software for it but nobody used the computer, it was quite a rarity. Todd then
carted the machine out to the trash and left the computer by the trash but
Todd's wife said "No,That isn't going to do, I don't want that thing even near
my house."
So here's what Todd did: he gathered some of his buddies and went off to the
desert with it. First, Hermione Carruthers drank some beer and after a while
walked up to the computer, dropped her pants and took a piss on the machine.
Then Parker Sneeihl threw some rocks at it. Elmer Puckett started poking at it
with a screwdriver. Then Montgomery Aitrid said "Get Back" and shot at the
computer with a sawed off 12 gauge shotgun. Phil Wagy was having a conversation
with Todd Wonderson when little Danielle Compton gave Phil a hug and Phil
pulled out a hammer from his toolbox in the cab of his truck (Phil is a
locksmith for a living). Phil handed the hammer to cute little Danielle who
then ran up to the computer and smashed the keyboard with it.
Then Richard Veaye took a can of gasoline out from the back of his motorcycle
and handed it to Roziland Collier who was about to pour it all over the
computer when Jennifer Wright ran up to the computer and threw the software on
it and then Roziland poured gasoline all over everything and then Richard Veaye
struck a match and torched the computer
End of story.
In the last 8 years it was stored in Todd's attic. It didn't work. It would
come on and shit but the software for it was on cassettes which had
deteriorated with age. One day, Todd's wife was cleaning out the attic and
told Todd that this computer goes or he goes. Todd had his friends try to sell
it on ebay for him but nobody would buy it. There was this firm interested in
purchasing the computer and they offered Todd $100,000.00 for the machine but
Todd insisted that it was bullshit. The firm wanted to develop internet
software for it but nobody used the computer, it was quite a rarity. Todd then
carted the machine out to the trash and left the computer by the trash but
Todd's wife said "No,That isn't going to do, I don't want that thing even near
my house."
So here's what Todd did: he gathered some of his buddies and went off to the
desert with it. First, Hermione Carruthers drank some beer and after a while
walked up to the computer, dropped her pants and took a piss on the machine.
Then Parker Sneeihl threw some rocks at it. Elmer Puckett started poking at it
with a screwdriver. Then Montgomery Aitrid said "Get Back" and shot at the
computer with a sawed off 12 gauge shotgun. Phil Wagy was having a conversation
with Todd Wonderson when little Danielle Compton gave Phil a hug and Phil
pulled out a hammer from his toolbox in the cab of his truck (Phil is a
locksmith for a living). Phil handed the hammer to cute little Danielle who
then ran up to the computer and smashed the keyboard with it.
Then Richard Veaye took a can of gasoline out from the back of his motorcycle
and handed it to Roziland Collier who was about to pour it all over the
computer when Jennifer Wright ran up to the computer and threw the software on
it and then Roziland poured gasoline all over everything and then Richard Veaye
struck a match and torched the computer
End of story.