Sell your Heart to Save Lives

[Channel10]

The Medical profession is offering $250,000 for your heart. Tens of
thousands of people in the United States need a heart transplant. There
are not enough donor hearts available. If you're healthy and between the
ages of 21 to 55, you can sell your heart for $250,000. Anyone who
qualifies can sell their heart. Gender and race do not matter.

The process is simple. Once you do the paperwork, you are taken to a
surgeon who removes your heart and prepares it for transplant. As soon
as the surgery is completed, you are paid this fee. This is done in a
pain free manner and is completed the same day.

This is a fast and easy way to get wealthy.
And you can save a life!

 

[Rheilly Phoull]

On 9/07/2019 5:00 pm, Channel10 wrote:

The Medical profession is offering $250,000 for your heart. Tens of
thousands of people in the United States need a heart transplant. There
are not enough donor hearts available. If you're healthy and between the
ages of 21 to 55, you can sell your heart for $250,000. Anyone who
qualifies can sell their heart. Gender and race do not matter.

The process is simple. Once you do the paperwork, you are taken to a
surgeon who removes your heart and prepares it for transplant. As soon
as the surgery is completed, you are paid this fee. This is done in a
pain free manner and is completed the same day.

This is a fast and easy way to get wealthy.
And you can save a life!

I'm not using my anus lately, how much for that ??

 

[Phil Allison]

Rheilly Phoull wrote:

On 9/07/2019 5:00 pm, Channel10 wrote:

The Medical profession is offering $250,000 for your heart. Tens of
thousands of people in the United States need a heart transplant. There
are not enough donor hearts available. If you're healthy and between the
ages of 21 to 55, you can sell your heart for $250,000. Anyone who
qualifies can sell their heart. Gender and race do not matter.

The process is simple. Once you do the paperwork, you are taken to a
surgeon who removes your heart and prepares it for transplant. As soon
as the surgery is completed, you are paid this fee. This is done in a
pain free manner and is completed the same day.

This is a fast and easy way to get wealthy.
And you can save a life!


I'm not using my anus lately, how much for that ??

** The OP is obviously a very bad taste joke.

Posting it here is the act of a fucking retard.

The fake offer to sell you stupid, fat arse is appalling.

I mistakenly thought you were one of the better posters here.

How wrong was I.




...... Phil

 

Well I'm 58 and have the heart of a 20 years old. Seriously. I even have a prolonged Q-T which I used to think was bad but after talks with a few doctors it is not bad at all. I postulated and they did not disagree that it may have something to do with the way I used to work out. I didn't breathe. I didn't hold my breath but I didn't breathe how thy tell you do and have the time I was smoking right while working out.

I assume I can have them give the quarter mil to anyone I choose, and I want them to give my kidneys to a friend of mine if they fit. And no charging a bunch of money for that, you get the heart, you just give the kidneys to that guy, he'll have them put in.

Nothing else on in me is any good.

They might only want to give him one of my kidneys, well he can do whatever he wants with the spare. Tell you what, that's some strong kidneys. We are talking drink a 12 pack before having to take a piss. Very well trained. In fact maybe someone wants the bladder. I couldn't piss in a jar, it took like a two liter.

Now that I think of it, my lungs. I stopped cigarettes in 2011. They should be alright, I'll take fifty grand each.

Poor taste ? You ain't seen nuthin. I should tell you about Emmet Hill if you don't know. Let's just say in minutes he was far from any help from a transplant, except maybe a neck transplant.

 

[Rheilly Phoull]

On 9/07/2019 6:50 pm, Phil Allison wrote:

Rheilly Phoull wrote:

On 9/07/2019 5:00 pm, Channel10 wrote:

The Medical profession is offering $250,000 for your heart. Tens of
thousands of people in the United States need a heart transplant. There
are not enough donor hearts available. If you're healthy and between the
ages of 21 to 55, you can sell your heart for $250,000. Anyone who
qualifies can sell their heart. Gender and race do not matter.

The process is simple. Once you do the paperwork, you are taken to a
surgeon who removes your heart and prepares it for transplant. As soon
as the surgery is completed, you are paid this fee. This is done in a
pain free manner and is completed the same day.

This is a fast and easy way to get wealthy.
And you can save a life!


I'm not using my anus lately, how much for that ??



** The OP is obviously a very bad taste joke.

Posting it here is the act of a fucking retard.

The fake offer to sell you stupid, fat arse is appalling.

I mistakenly thought you were one of the better posters here.

How wrong was I.




..... Phil

Ah well one mistake and I'm dissed :-(

 

So it is off taste. So what ? Aren't we adults here ? Don't like the joke move on.

And fukum if they can't take a joke. And yes, that also applies to me.