Researchers create yogurt transistor.

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Jan Panteltje

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Researchers at JPL(*) succeeded in creating the first yogurt transistor.

In a recent interview Professor Panteltje was asked about this new invention,
this is what he said:
Now we have the yogurt transistor working, its method of operation is easy to
understand.
Think of it as hydraulics, no longer electrons are on the move, but yogurt.
Imagine how much power a yogurt system can deliver to a loudspeaker cone.
And yogurt does not require any electricity at all.
So it will save and be more then 100% efficient.
We envision all kinds of new applications will come from this great
invention.
For example the next step we are contemplating will be to increase its speed.
Also it will help to reduce the world food shortage, as healthy yogurt
will be available to anyone who has an appliance based on yogurt
transistors.
Also the problem of polarity is not an issue with the yogurt transistor.
And you can get a refill in any supermarket, so the infra structure is
already there.



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Jan Panteltje Laboratories

An April One news bulletin.
 
On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 22:50:16 GMT, Jan Panteltje
<pNaonSptaemltje@yahoo.com> wrote:
Researchers at JPL(*) succeeded in creating the first yogurt transistor.
Jan Panteltje Laboratories
I prefer http://alpage.ath.cx/superpic.htm
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Pieter
 
On a sunny day (Thu, 01 Apr 2004 12:17:16 GMT) it happened Pieter Hoeben
<hoebenNOSPAM@bigfoot.com> wrote in
<022o60h3au85dibaj4raue4s51o96ks2f2@4ax.com>:

On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 22:50:16 GMT, Jan Panteltje
pNaonSptaemltje@yahoo.com> wrote:
Researchers at JPL(*) succeeded in creating the first yogurt transistor.
Jan Panteltje Laboratories
I prefer http://alpage.ath.cx/superpic.htm

Pieter
Yep, especially the 'onboard SVGA video with 3D acceleration'
Click to expand...
will do NVidia in :)
 
In article <c4fhv7$1dbc$1@news.wplus.net>, pNaonSptaemltje@yahoo.com
says...
Researchers at JPL(*) succeeded in creating the first yogurt transistor.

In a recent interview Professor Panteltje was asked about this new invention,
this is what he said:
Now we have the yogurt transistor working, its method of operation is easy to
understand.
Think of it as hydraulics, no longer electrons are on the move, but yogurt.
Imagine how much power a yogurt system can deliver to a loudspeaker cone.
And yogurt does not require any electricity at all.
So it will save and be more then 100% efficient.
We envision all kinds of new applications will come from this great
invention.
For example the next step we are contemplating will be to increase its speed.
Also it will help to reduce the world food shortage, as healthy yogurt
will be available to anyone who has an appliance based on yogurt
transistors.
Also the problem of polarity is not an issue with the yogurt transistor.
And you can get a refill in any supermarket, so the infra structure is
already there.



*
Jan Panteltje Laboratories

An April One news bulletin.
Click to expand...
All very well, but is it pronounced "yoe-gert" or "yoggit" ?

Now I'm hungry.. oh look.. a strawberry & nut bass driver...
 
A small dwarf called Jan Panteltje said:
On a sunny day (Thu, 01 Apr 2004 12:17:16 GMT) it happened Pieter Hoeben
hoebenNOSPAM@bigfoot.com> wrote in
022o60h3au85dibaj4raue4s51o96ks2f2@4ax.com>:

On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 22:50:16 GMT, Jan Panteltje
pNaonSptaemltje@yahoo.com> wrote:
Researchers at JPL(*) succeeded in creating the first yogurt transistor.
Jan Panteltje Laboratories
I prefer http://alpage.ath.cx/superpic.htm

Pieter
Yep, especially the 'onboard SVGA video with 3D acceleration'
will do NVidia in :)
Click to expand...
[humor]
I made a prototype of a PC using this PIC. I am using it right now to run
Gravity and IrfanView to view some porn pics. :)
[/humor]

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On a sunny day (Fri, 02 Apr 2004 02:56:33 GMT) it happened CH <a@b.c> wrote in
<MPG.1ad7816a1af7c1709896a3@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
All very well, but is it pronounced "yoe-gert" or "yoggit" ?
In Dutch it is more like jo-gurt.
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Now I'm hungry.. oh look.. a strawberry & nut bass driver...
Yep :)
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