Relative volume of piss per half sine wave ,arc (multiple),

Genome · Jun 12, 2005

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

Jim Thompson · Jun 12, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:48:59 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

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Lyle Walsh · Jun 12, 2005

relying on "The fundamentals of the collision of Physics with reality" by
Murphy, the nader would get the most attention and it would fall on your
shoe.
Lyle

"Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:vs%qe.21660$cN2.2944@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use
the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the
most
piss upon it?

DNA

John Larkin · Jun 12, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:01:23 -0700, "RST Engineering $jw$"
<jim@rstengineering.com> wrote:

I really don't care which bush he uses so long as he uses the garden of the
closest French Embassy.

Jim

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use
the
garden.

Last time I was in Paris, me and The Brat were tossing a ball in the
Tuilleries, and a guy walked up to one of the classic buildings and
peed on it. The kid was grossed out.

John

Jim Thompson · Jun 12, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:21:49 -0700, John Larkin
<jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:01:23 -0700, "RST Engineering $jw$"
jim@rstengineering.com> wrote:

I really don't care which bush he uses so long as he uses the garden of the
closest French Embassy.

Jim

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use
the
garden.

Last time I was in Paris, me and The Brat were tossing a ball in the
Tuilleries, and a guy walked up to one of the classic buildings and
peed on it. The kid was grossed out.

John

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John Fields · Jun 12, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:01:23 -0700, "RST Engineering $jw$"
<jim@rstengineering.com> wrote:

I really don't care which bush he uses

....

George W ?

--
John Fields
Professional Circuit Designer

Luhan Monat · Jun 12, 2005

Jim Thompson wrote:

Bwahahahaha! We desert rats just piss at the base of the bush that
looks most-in-need of water ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Quartzsite residence always check for rattler first! Last thing you
wanna see is a 'pissed off' rattle snake.

--
Luhan Monat: luhanis(at)yahoo(dot)com
http://members.cox.net/berniekm
"Any sufficiently advanced magick is
indistinguishable from technology."

Jim Thompson · Jun 12, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 14:59:41 -0700, Luhan Monat <x@y.z> wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:

Bwahahahaha! We desert rats just piss at the base of the bush that
looks most-in-need of water ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Quartzsite residence always check for rattler first! Last thing you
wanna see is a 'pissed off' rattle snake.

Luhan, You're really into Quartzsite aren't you? Is there anything
there besides double-wides, and junked cars ?

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Luhan Monat · Jun 12, 2005

Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 14:59:41 -0700, Luhan Monat <x@y.z> wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:

Bwahahahaha! We desert rats just piss at the base of the bush that
looks most-in-need of water ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Quartzsite residence always check for rattler first! Last thing you
wanna see is a 'pissed off' rattle snake.

Luhan, You're really into Quartzsite aren't you? Is there anything
there besides double-wides, and junked cars ?

...Jim Thompson

I lived there for three years. Quite the collection of interesting
people. Some retired from high government or industrial positions. We
drink beer and swap a lot of stories. Only a few people live there year
round, but about a million show up in January each year and park all
over the dessert with solar panels and dish antennas on their rigs.

I haven't been back for a visit in a while. If you get the chance, go
mid winter when all the 2000 plus vendors are set up.

--
Luhan Monat: luhanis(at)yahoo(dot)com
http://members.cox.net/berniekm
"Any sufficiently advanced magick is
indistinguishable from technology."

Clifford Heath · Jun 13, 2005

Jim Thompson wrote:

So that's why France smells that way. I was amazed what a difference
just crossing the Rhine made.

It's not just France - even in Lausanne the public buildings
are a different colour for two feet above the ground. In "nice
clean" Switzerland.

Bob Monsen · Jun 13, 2005

Genome wrote:

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

The time required for sin() to go from 0 to 1/2 is p/12, whereas the
time to go from 1/2 to 1 is p/6. The total in 1 p is thus p/3 to the
right of y=1/2, p/3 between 1/2 and -1/2, and p/3 to the left of -1/2.

Boris Mohar · Jun 13, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:48:59 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

Is the sweep horizontal vertical or both (lissajous)?

--

Boris Mohar

Mook Johnson · Jun 13, 2005

I don't think 1 square inch of New Orleans hasn't been pissed in a one point
or another!!!

I can account for several square yards during Mardi Gras.

"Clifford Heath" <no@spam.please.net> wrote in message
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Jim Thompson wrote:
So that's why France smells that way. I was amazed what a difference
just crossing the Rhine made.

It's not just France - even in Lausanne the public buildings
are a different colour for two feet above the ground. In "nice
clean" Switzerland.

Charlie Edmondson · Jun 13, 2005

Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 14:59:41 -0700, Luhan Monat <x@y.z> wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:

Bwahahahaha! We desert rats just piss at the base of the bush that
looks most-in-need of water ;-)

...Jim Thompson

Quartzsite residence always check for rattler first! Last thing you
wanna see is a 'pissed off' rattle snake.

Luhan, You're really into Quartzsite aren't you? Is there anything
there besides double-wides, and junked cars ?

...Jim Thompson
Alright you Arizoniacs, got a question for you...

Jim, as you know, I am now in the enviable stage where I can work from
anywhere that has high speed internet. So, I am looking to relocate
from the people's republic, (and reap the huge profits from my home) and
find someplace where I can build on an acre or five of land and actually
have some space. What are the chances of finding a suitable site in
Arizona? or is it already as bad as here in California?

Was looking into the Coachella valley outside of Palm Springs, but the
'interesting' regulations are just too much to cope with!

Charlie

Jim Thompson · Jun 13, 2005

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 15:52:16 -0700, Charlie Edmondson
<edmondson@ieee.org> wrote:

[snip]

Alright you Arizoniacs, got a question for you...

Jim, as you know, I am now in the enviable stage where I can work from
anywhere that has high speed internet. So, I am looking to relocate
from the people's republic, (and reap the huge profits from my home) and
find someplace where I can build on an acre or five of land and actually
have some space. What are the chances of finding a suitable site in
Arizona? or is it already as bad as here in California?

We're getting Californicated here, too... +30% annual appreciation
rate ;-) HOWEVER, if you don't mind living in the boonies you could
probably do quite well.

You might look well outside of Phoenix, or closer-in in Tucson. You
might also check out Yuma... "small" town of 200,000, but the easy 3
hours to the coast might appeal to you. They also have high speed
Internet.

Come on over and I'll show you around... even introduce you to the
youngest son, who's using his ME degree to sell real estate :-(

Was looking into the Coachella valley outside of Palm Springs, but the
'interesting' regulations are just too much to cope with!

Charlie

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John Larkin · Jun 14, 2005

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:03:39 GMT, "Mook Johnson" <mook@mook.net>
wrote:

I don't think 1 square inch of New Orleans hasn't been pissed in a one point
or another!!!

I can account for several square yards during Mardi Gras.

Well, when you pack about a million people into the French Quarter
feed them all beer...

John

rex · Jun 14, 2005

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:48:59 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

Well since nobody else has given this answer...

The end of the arc where it hits the ground is where the most piss will
be.

richard mullens · Jun 14, 2005

Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:21:49 -0700, John Larkin
jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:01:23 -0700, "RST Engineering $jw$"
jim@rstengineering.com> wrote:

I really don't care which bush he uses so long as he uses the garden of the
closest French Embassy.

Jim

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use
the
garden.

Last time I was in Paris, me and The Brat were tossing a ball in the
Tuilleries, and a guy walked up to one of the classic buildings and
peed on it. The kid was grossed out.

John

So that's why France smells that way. I was amazed what a difference
just crossing the Rhine made.

I have found that there is quite often an area at the back of churches (in France) in which to piss.
A place between the butresses - discretely placed. No help for the ladies though.

How the Germans cope - I don't know.

John Larkin · Jun 14, 2005

On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:17:18 GMT, rex <notat@hotmail.invalid> wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:48:59 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote:

OK, you know how it is..... and if you don't you can go and try for
yourselves.

Having got yourself a full bladder that is just busting to be relieved you
discover that some other bastard is in the toilet... so, you go and use the
garden.

Being a concientious type of person you choose to wave your knob about and
maximise the ground upon which your piss falls so it might soak away
quickly.

Given a constant rate of pissing which part of the arc ends up with the most
piss upon it?

DNA

Well since nobody else has given this answer...

The end of the arc where it hits the ground is where the most piss will
be.

In Arizona it evaporates before it hits the ground.

John

Jim Thompson · Jun 14, 2005

On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:46:07 -0700, John Larkin
<jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote:

On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:17:18 GMT, rex <notat@hotmail.invalid> wrote:

[snip]
Well since nobody else has given this answer...

The end of the arc where it hits the ground is where the most piss will
be.

In Arizona it evaporates before it hits the ground.

John

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