programing jokes

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got this from Jack Ganssle's "embedded Muse" email

ogramming Proverbs
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A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it.
- Einstein

No matter what the problem is,
it's always a people problem.
- Jerry Weinberg

If the code and the comments disagree, both are probably wrong.

Good judgment comes from experience... and experience comes from bad
judgment.
- Fred Brooks

Choose two:
Good
Fast
Cheap

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.

To go faster, slow down. Everybody who knows about orbital mechanics
understands that.
- Scott Cherf

There's no time to stop for gas, we're already late.
- Karin Donker

Discipline is the best tool.
Design first, then code.
Don't patch bugs out, rewrite them out.
Don't test bugs out, design them out.

If you've found 3 bugs in a program, best estimate is that there are 3
more.

For every 7 faults corrected, one of at least equal severity injected.
- N.E. Adams

60% of product cost comes after initial shipment.

If you can't write it down in English, you can't program it.

If something is worth doing once, it's worth building a tool to do it.

Abraham Lincoln reportedly said that, given eight hours to chop down a
tree, he'd spend six sharpening his axe.
- TidBITS 654, quoted by Derek K. Miller, via Art Evans

Your problem is another's solution;
Your solution will be his problem.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of
thinking that created them.
- Albert Einstein

Or, as Brian Kernighan put it:
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by
definition, not smart enough to debug it.

do it
do it right
do it right now
- Bobby Riggs

It is not enough to do your best: you must know what to do, and THEN
do
your best.
- W. Edwards Deming

One test is worth a thousand opinions.


martin

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
 
martin griffith wrote:

A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it.
- Einstein
That sounds like my daughter's approach to homework...

Paul Burke
 

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