PHIL ALLISON KNOCKED A CAT DIZZY WITH A GARBAGE PAIL LID

[Dan Litov]

AND LIT A FIRECRACKER UP IT'S ASS. PHIL WENT TO A PET SHOP AND BOUGHT A
KITTEN AND WHEN THE EMPLOYEE AT THE PET SHOP WENT TO GET THE CAT PHIL
OPENED THE CASH REGISTER AND TOOK OUT SOME CASH AND HE USED THE CASH TO PAY
FOR THE
CAT WHEN THE EMPLOYEE BROUGHT IT OVER AND WHEN HE LEFT THE PET STORE PHIL
HAD SOME CHANGE FROM WHAT HE STOLE FROM THE CASH REGISTER AND HE TOOK THAT
TO SEVEN ELEVEN AND BOUGHT SOME GAS FOR HIS CADILLAC AND A BIG GULP AND WHEN
HE GOT HOME HE SET THE CAT ON HIS KITCHEN COUNTER AND TOOK OUT A PISTOL AND
BLEW OFF IT'S HEAD AND PUT THE CAT IN THE OVEN AND HE WAS GOING TO EAT IT
BUT IT CAUGHT ON FIRE IN THE OVEN SO HE PUT THE CAT FIRE OUT AND DROVE TO
HIS SUPERVISOR'S HOUSE AND THREW THE CAT IN HIS BACK YARD