PHIL ALLISON GOT A CALL FROM HIS MOTHER IN CLASS

[Dan Litov]

AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS PICKING HIM UP EARLY TO GO TO THE DENTIST AND
HE HANGS UP THE FONE AND STARTS CRYING AND SAYING I WANT TO GO TO P.E.
BECAUSE WE ARE PLAYING FLAG FOOTBALL AND FLAG FOOTBALL IS FUN AND HE WAS
THROWING THE MATH BOOK ON THE GROUND AND PUNCHING THE WALL AND SCREAMING I
WANT TO GO TO FUCKING PE.