(OT) The SOUTH PARK DIET

[Unlisted]

This is not about electronics but likely about science. I keep seeing tv
commercials about the SOUTH BEACH diet. I'm sure there is a lot of
science and test tube made chemical "food". But I think they made a
mistake on the commercial. Its really called the SOUTH PARK DIET.

 

[Winfield Hill]

Unlisted wrote...

This is not about electronics but likely about science. I keep seeing tv
commercials about the SOUTH BEACH diet. I'm sure there is a lot of
science and test tube made chemical "food". But I think they made a
mistake on the commercial. Its really called the SOUTH PARK DIET.

South Park Studios?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/qcl2i8/flip-the-pyramid


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Thanks,
- Win

 

On Sun, 02 Jun 2019 03:14:48 -0500, Unlisted <unlisted@nomail.com>
wrote:

This is not about electronics but likely about science. I keep seeing tv
commercials about the SOUTH BEACH diet. I'm sure there is a lot of
science and test tube made chemical "food". But I think they made a
mistake on the commercial. Its really called the SOUTH PARK DIET.

They eat Kenny. <LOL>

 

Forget what all these assholes say. Need to lose weight ?

First of all try not to eat anything white. That means potatoes, pasta, regular rice, cauliflower, bread, avoid it all like the plague.

Depending on how much you have to lose, I recommend a fast of a certain duration. You can have water, beer, wine, orange juice. I highly recommend the orange juice because it will keep your blood sugar up so you can function. I have fasted for as many as five days and still went to work, and not a really easy job, and I was fine.

The fast duration I recommend based on how much weight you want to lose, BUT if you have never fasted before I do not recommend more than two days. Those first couple times you really gotta watch yourself driving n shit like that.

Going to work ? Drink some pickle juice to wake you up all the way. There are other advantages to that, is busts cholesterol like the Untouchables. Two days, only two fucking days.

So after that what do you eat ? this is when it is good to know how to cook.. I would suggest something flame broiled, a steak and spinach, and a salad.. We are talking about a very small one here. You only want like maybe 4 to 7 oz. steak here. Whatever else, it all fits (except for the salad) on a plate maybe a hair bigger than a 45 RPM record.

Eat it, walk away. Finish watching the movie or listening to Mozart or what the fuck ever, and if you get hungry soon, SIT THERE. DO NOT EAT MORE, at least right now.

Most of the time, hunger pangs will go away. Give it time. After an hour if you are still hungry to where it bothers you them eat. Eat an apple. OK there's carbs but dip some celery into ranch dressing. (I get Marzettis Classic, an they rake me over the coals for it) That's another thing, you salads, don't smother them with a gallon of thousand island. Better to use a vinaigrette type dressing. It can be like Italian but find one that is not full of sugar or HFCS. I found a brand here - Stancatos, but I doubt you can get it anywhere else as they are I think, only a local restaurant. Really good one but...

Another thing, if able have the salad before the food. It like preloads the stomach and though the greens n shit go down first, that leave the rest of the food in your stomach just a little bit longer. This is good.

Get this through your heads, the slower your digestive tract works the better. Well to a point of course. Thing like sugar a most other sweeteners is that they speed it up. You excrete more and absorb less. This is a lose lose here.

Oh and fat, eat fat. It does not become fat nor is it harmful IN ANY WAY. (unless you drink it by the quart) There are nutrients in fat you NEED, and there is NO OTHER WAY to get them.

What becomes fat in your body is the carbs and sugar.

Now, how to actually lose for sure ? There is one tenet which is indisputable - your current weight is the sum total of everything you have ingested plus your birth weight minus everything you have excreted like shit, pissed, sweat, whatever. This is governed by the laws of physics.

Lose weight ? All it takes is to excrete more than you eat, to be poetic. How do you coax the body to do that ? That's the real problem. You can fast forever, but after while you will not have any energy, you will not shit or piss and everything as minuscule it may be will stick to your ribs or somewhere.

I cannot stress enough that you MUST be active during a fast for this shit to work. It may hurt but most things do if they're worth it.

After a couple days of no food I used to try to work out little. Sometimes I had hand weights and I would shadow box with them. (by the way, I am am back to it and I tell you now, do not fuck with me, I'll bust your head with one hand and wait until I REALLY get into shape)

My excess 50 or 60 pound is off and has stayed off for at least 20 years, 2019 ? Lessee about 1998.

Now you can supposedly go on TV and order this Lipozene or whatever which is purported to be a natural substance that somehow combines with the fat in your body and drains it off and you can eat whatever the hell you want and still lose weight. (a comment on statistics is coming on that at the end)

So for like forty bucks it looks like they send you about a five month supply. the pills are huge, I noticed in the ad, around a gram each. But let's say all their claims are true, and that would be noteworthy when it comes to TV.

So even if you eat thick cruse pizza with extra cheese and everything on it every day you will still lose weight. Seems hard to believe but chemistry can do some wonderful things, just like electronics.

So it works. You lost the fifty pounds, everyone tells you how good you look. Less weight always makes me feel a but more energetic, they are in great shape. They are doing fine. They are down to a BMI lower than mine (which ain't saying much I might be a 28 but...) and they are eating two big pizzas a week, fast food, pasta, And except for the fact that they are not getting the right nutrients they are doing great - supposedly.

Now they run out of pills.

In the week or so it takes UPS to get a new batch of pills (that undoubtedly cost twice as much or more because that was a "promotion") they gain back most of that weight.

They have not changed WHAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE ! So if they can't get the pills anymore one day what happens ?

Well they become like the olman, my Father. He got fat, and to the point where he tucked his guy down in his pants and bought a bigger belt. That skin folded over, that is NASTY. Every day it smells like someone died in there..

Want incentive ? Well cable has it - My 600 lb. Life. Ma watches that, I have seen a few. Like, what were these people thinking before they were 730 lbs ? How about 630 lbs ? How about 530 lbs ? How about 430 LBS ? How about 330 lbs ?

It is mental and just about all of them go to counseling. Well it has to be anyway so there they go. Then we find Daddy left and I felt alone and all this shit.

Let me tell you about this friend of mine, now deceased but this is someone to remember. A tree jumped out in front of his car one day down in Florida.. You know they really should plant them better...

You now that Aerosmith song goes "And she cried in the night and noone came". Both his Parents were deaf. His Father was born that way, a genetic or whatever defect. His Mother had I think meningitis when she was young (and that was a LONG time ago) which was treated with sulfa drugs which could cause deafness, and they did. So really, when he cried in the night noone came..

He was not 100% adjusted right, he was a bit high strung but I firmly believe it helped him in business. So he moves to Florida, small legal problems here and w wanted to go anyway so he figured that shit was better taken care of by phone or mail. It was. One thing he always said, in the context of dealing with big business or the government - PERSEVERE. One word and over the years I found he was right.

So he was going to buy a house but changed his mind and decided to get what is called CDT, which is a dental certification that allows him to own or direct place that make dentures and partials. In a year he was making ten grand a month and within hundreds of being out of debt with the IRS.

So I goes down there and we are going down the street in his car and on the median there is a car upside down. He says "Now that'll get you a DUI down here". I drove down there and I know, they don't fucking care how fast you go in the Longwood/Orlando area. Even better than Georgia. In Georgia I was doing maybe 90MPH in I think a 75 and the cops PASSED ME.

Anyway, my friend had that tree jump out in front of him at about 4:00 AM. His cousin Chip was at his house as they went and got more whatever maybe. The highway patrol shows up, he answers the door and he is thinking "Oh shit he shot somebody" but no, he was dead. And the guy from France.

So at the bar after the funeral the rest of the family is curious as to why the fuck he was out there at 4:00 AM. I really wanted his stereo but the truth cost me that.

You want bullshit talk to someone else, talk to me if you want truth. They put it to me and I would never have said a word but they wanted to know. I told them straight out - picking up more coke. Well that got me out of that family quick and I do not care. I told the fucking truth. Anyone who can't handle the truth can go fuck themselves.

 

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mkr5000 <mikerbgr@gmail.com> wrote in
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The South PARK diet is the skin on KFC original recipe. Just the
skin. Ask Cartman.


Don't forget Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls for dessert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3RgXpIl8XM

Kenny gets it in this one too (of course he does!).

 

Lasse Langwadt Christensen <langwadt@fonz.dk> wrote in
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torsdag den 13. juni 2019 kl. 22.53.36 UTC+2 skrev mkr5000:
The South PARK diet is the skin on KFC original recipe. Just the
skin. Ask Cartman.

just to get even Cartman tricked a kid into eating chili made from
his dead parents that he had gotten killed with some elaborate
plan

I'm not sure you should talk to Cartman

https://youtu.be/5VvZvorXasI

Bet you can't ask Kenny!

 

mkr5000 <mikerbgr@gmail.com> wrote in
news:8f48d3f4-3f49-46a9-a4a3-18e222cf80c5@googlegroups.com:

The South PARK diet is the skin on KFC original recipe. Just the
skin. Ask Cartman.

Don't forget Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls for dessert!

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3RgXpIl8XM>

 

[Lasse Langwadt Christense]

torsdag den 13. juni 2019 kl. 22.53.36 UTC+2 skrev mkr5000:

The South PARK diet is the skin on KFC original recipe. Just the skin.
Ask Cartman.

just to get even Cartman tricked a kid into eating chili made from his dead parents that he had gotten killed with some elaborate plan

I'm not sure you should talk to Cartman

https://youtu.be/5VvZvorXasI

 

[mkr5000]

The South PARK diet is the skin on KFC original recipe. Just the skin.
Ask Cartman.