OT - somewhat !

[Joe McElvenney]

Hi,

'OT' not only stands for 'Off Topic' you know, it can also stand for
'Old Timer'. Perhaps just like the one on the stove that your grannie
left you.

Anyway as the Christmas gizmos are in the shops already -

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS IS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.


Of course, don't worry, Bush is going to win.

Remember you heard it here first!


Cheers - Joe ;-)

 

[Rich Grise]

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 17:23:23 +0000, Joe McElvenney wrote:

Of course, don't worry, Bush is going to win.

That's _exactly_ what worries me.

Remember you heard it here first!

Yeah, well, if Bush wins, the world loses.

Thanks,
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:31:28 +0000, Scott Stephens wrote:

Joe McElvenney wrote:

SUCCESS IS:

At age 12 success is . . having friends.

At age 18 success is . . .realizing most of your friends are wrong.

At age 35 success is . . . . having money.
understanding how to play the cards you've been dealt

At age 50 success is . . . . having money.
being content that you've played your cards the best you could have

At age...

Living and dying as well as you know you aught

- OR -

Finallly figuring out that everything you know is wrong.

Cheers!
Rich