OT: Rename a planet because kids will giggle?

[Rich The Newsgroup Wacko]

How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?
--
Thanks!
Rich
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"I'm a pantyless stew when I fly.
To a muffer's delight,
I'll take head on a flight,
So the guy can have pie in the sky."
"

 

[Gregory L. Hansen]

In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:

How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"

 

[Gunner]

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 02:18:34 +0000 (UTC),
glhansen@steel.ucs.indiana.edu (Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:

In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.

There are always Klingons around Uranus.

Gunner

"Considering the events of recent years,
the world has a long way to go to regain
its credibility and reputation with the US."
unknown

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

' Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is the third largest in
the solar system. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. ...'
See http://tinyurl.com/b5ka6

http://www.glbtq.com/literature/uranian_poets,3.html

nightbat

Knowing where it space strategically is isn't really helping the
innuendo kid double applied secret name inference. Yes, I say elite
profound Earth Science Officers and Raving Loonie, we need a technical
new planet name to get away from the Beavis and Butthead jokes like,
look Beavis he said anus, heh heh, heh. Let's get science serious, and
away from built in every one alimentary canal has one anus connotation
and put it where it belongs, behind us. Yes, let's think science
positive and less sexually orientated so why not call it " Ufunus "
because it sounds a lot better then " Uranus ". Nothing wrong with kids
giggling for giggling sake for heaven knows we need more laughter in
astronomy to take the edge off. But it's true, why call a planet
yourasshole since we have so many in other fields laughing as it is
already? I propose respectfully Hansen, Double-A, and Raving Loonie, we
call the planet Uranus for what it has always innuendo, blame it on the
Greeks, represented for so long, to respectfully nightbat presented
astronomy technical more appropriate name of " Ufunus " and be done with
it. Just means submitting the proposed name planet change proposal to
the Astronomical Royal Societies for reclassification postnatal ring
name from posture rear attribution to light hearted more historical
applicable one.

Technical new proposed astronomy planet name reclassification:

" Ufunus " ice blue giant and seventh planet from the Sun.

Present References See:
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/uranus.htm

And See:
http://www.nineplanets.org/uranus.html

Including See:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/astronomy/planets/uranus/

Any seconds respectful Science Officers?

Ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[Guy Macon]

Rename the body part instead of the planet. Problem solved.

"Spicy Chili? No thanks. It makes my aylward burn the next day."

"Fred Bloggs acts the way he does because his grise is so small."

See how well it works?

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

' Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is the third largest in
the solar system. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. ...'
See http://tinyurl.com/b5ka6

http://www.glbtq.com/literature/uranian_poets,3.html

nightbat

Knowing where it space strategically is isn't really helping > > the
innuendo kid double applied secret name inference. Yes, I say elite
profound Earth Science Officers and Raving Loonie, we need a technical
new planet name to get away from the Beavis and Butthead jokes like,
look Beavis he said anus, heh heh, heh. Let's get science serious, and
away from built in every one alimentary canal has one anus connotation
and put it where it belongs, behind us. Yes, let's think science
positive and less sexually orientated so why not call it " Ufunus "
because it sounds a lot better then " Uranus ". Nothing wrong with kids
giggling for giggling sake for heaven knows we need more laughter in
astronomy to take the edge off. But it's true, why call a planet
yourasshole since we have so many in other fields laughing as it is
already? I propose respectfully Hansen, Double-A, and Raving Loonie, we
call the planet Uranus for what it has always innuendo, blame it on the
Greeks, represented for so long, to respectfully nightbat presented
astronomy technical more appropriate name of " Ufunus " and be done with
it. Just means submitting the proposed name planet change proposal to
the Astronomical Royal Societies for reclassification postnatal ring
name from posture rear attribution to light hearted more historical
applicable one.

Technical new proposed astronomy planet name reclassification:

" Ufunus " ice blue giant and seventh planet from the Sun.

Present References See:
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/uranus.htm

And See:
http://www.nineplanets.org/uranus.html

Including See:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/astronomy/planets/uranus/

Any seconds respectful Science Officers?

Ponder on,
the nightbat

When I was a kid there was no giggling because we didn't even know what
anus meant. Uranus was Uranus and your asshole was your asshole!

But today with hyped up health education and Beavis and Butthead
speaking in clinically correct terms, poor Uranus has become a
laughingstock!

But so what? Other names have second meanings too.

Hell, I live in the "beaver" state!

Double-A

nightbat

Officer Painius is our profound literary science resident with
gifted ability to coin new appropriate terms for present lacking
astronomy or physics definitive ones. I as nightbat have known Officer
Painius for a good many net years and affirm his unique gift to zero in
on concise applied terminology. The planetary given term Uranus has been
a watershed of brunt jokes and while technically all right if
intellectually Greek frame viewed but from a sexual or referenced body
view negative in statue.

Bringing in the term beaver State Officer Double-a for counter argument
to why change a laughing butt astronomy planet name is not constructive
but only adds to discussed controversy. I know beaver State means just
that, a State noted for all its natural animal wildlife beavers not
loose women, but even you get that double-a applied meaning as well. In
attempting to limit controversy and more serious attitude for the
science of astronomy it helps if the names accorded planets are not
wrongly ass hole indicating to the ones having profoundly discovered or
honorably been named after them to begin with.

Take for instance the most honorable name nightbat, how could anyone
possibly make fun or laugh at that profound scientific name? Named in
honor of the genius Nikola Tesla for having discovered radio, sonar,
radar, amongst many other things the very AC light system that powers
our modern society. And yet scientific loving nightbat is the brunt of
so many funny accorded net names like fruitbat, nuttybat, crazy bat,
batnut, hootbat, batty de nuit, funbat, etc. but all done ultimately
respectfully and resultantly held in such high respect and amazement as
even to attract net reported so advanced Darla Star Race Folk. The
doodles and net presented original data are what really counts Science
Officers not so much cut and run general posters poking fun. Like when
science Officer Zinni calls Officer Bill Sheppard hey BS for short. But
with a common translated tower of babble name as Yourasshole for Uranus
planet it's hard to keep a discussed school kid straight face it can be
respectfully admitted.

I submit let's go with Officer Painius recommendation for new name
change to better reflect the Planet more serious nature of blue ice
giant and call it respectfully " Ufunus " out of respect for its long
history of inside Greek joke joy it has all given us.

Please second my motion out of respect to the original discoverer
William Herschel and not Greek original based supreme God if nothing
else to help keep religion and science separate.

Thank you Officer Double-A for your input and hope you or other co
enlightened science Officer seconds the motion.

ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[xray]

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 01:51:38 GMT, Rich The Newsgroup Wacko
<wacko@example.com> wrote:

How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?
--

When I was out with friends and needed to take a wiz, sometimes I would
say, "Excuse me, I'm going to go become a country." Nobody ever got it,
so I stopped saying that.

Explanation: "You're-a-nation"

I thought it was humorous. Nobody else seemed to, even after I
explained. Oh well.

Next time you are making a tinkle, think to yourself, "You're a nation",
and chuckle as I sometimes do.

Or not.

 

[Guy Gordon]

Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:

How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

Actually, they took a poll of astronomers, and they voted to give it a totally
new name:

Urasshole




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[xray]

On 24 Jun 2005 22:12:27 -0700, "Michael Baldwin Bruce"
<mbbruce@mighty.co.za> wrote:

Horse's arse, Raving Loonie, knows all about Uranus -

http://www.ozzieburn.com/videos/videos/CircusStunt.avi

Thanks for the "Heads up!"

As jobs go, I think I'd somewhat rather keep "my nose to the
grindstone."

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

' Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is the third largest in
the solar system. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. ...'
See http://tinyurl.com/b5ka6

http://www.glbtq.com/literature/uranian_poets,3.html

nightbat

Knowing where it space strategically is isn't really helping > > the
innuendo kid double applied secret name inference. Yes, I say elite
profound Earth Science Officers and Raving Loonie, we need a technical
new planet name to get away from the Beavis and Butthead jokes like,
look Beavis he said anus, heh heh, heh. Let's get science serious, and
away from built in every one alimentary canal has one anus connotation
and put it where it belongs, behind us. Yes, let's think science
positive and less sexually orientated so why not call it " Ufunus "
because it sounds a lot better then " Uranus ". Nothing wrong with kids
giggling for giggling sake for heaven knows we need more laughter in
astronomy to take the edge off. But it's true, why call a planet
yourasshole since we have so many in other fields laughing as it is
already? I propose respectfully Hansen, Double-A, and Raving Loonie, we
call the planet Uranus for what it has always innuendo, blame it on the
Greeks, represented for so long, to respectfully nightbat presented
astronomy technical more appropriate name of " Ufunus " and be done with
it. Just means submitting the proposed name planet change proposal to
the Astronomical Royal Societies for reclassification postnatal ring
name from posture rear attribution to light hearted more historical
applicable one.

Technical new proposed astronomy planet name reclassification:

" Ufunus " ice blue giant and seventh planet from the Sun.

Present References See:
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/uranus.htm

And See:
http://www.nineplanets.org/uranus.html

Including See:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/astronomy/planets/uranus/

Any seconds respectful Science Officers?

Ponder on,
the nightbat

When I was a kid there was no giggling because we didn't even know what
anus meant. Uranus was Uranus and your asshole was your asshole!

But today with hyped up health education and Beavis and Butthead
speaking in clinically correct terms, poor Uranus has become a
laughingstock!

But so what? Other names have second meanings too.

Hell, I live in the "beaver" state!

Double-A

nightbat

Officer Painius is our profound literary science resident with
gifted ability to coin new appropriate terms for present lacking
astronomy or physics definitive ones. I as nightbat have known Officer
Painius for a good many net years and affirm his unique gift to zero in
on concise applied terminology. The planetary given term Uranus has been
a watershed of brunt jokes and while technically all right if
intellectually Greek frame viewed but from a sexual or referenced body
view negative in statue.

Bringing in the term beaver State Officer Double-a for counter argument
to why change a laughing butt astronomy planet name is not constructive
but only adds to discussed controversy. I know beaver State means just
that, a State noted for all its natural animal wildlife beavers not
loose women, but even you get that double-a applied meaning as well. In
attempting to limit controversy and more serious attitude for the
science of astronomy it helps if the names accorded planets are not
wrongly ass hole indicating to the ones having profoundly discovered or
honorably been named after them to begin with.

Take for instance the most honorable name nightbat, how could anyone
possibly make fun or laugh at that profound scientific name? Named in
honor of the genius Nikola Tesla for having discovered radio, sonar,
radar, amongst many other things the very AC light system that powers
our modern society. And yet scientific loving nightbat is the brunt of
so many funny accorded net names like fruitbat, nuttybat, crazy bat,
batnut, hootbat, batty de nuit, funbat, etc. but all done ultimately
respectfully and resultantly held in such high respect and amazement as
even to attract net reported so advanced Darla Star Race Folk. The
doodles and net presented original data are what really counts Science
Officers not so much cut and run general posters poking fun. Like when
science Officer Zinni calls Officer Bill Sheppard hey BS for short. But
with a common translated tower of babble name as Yourasshole for Uranus
planet it's hard to keep a discussed school kid straight face it can be
respectfully admitted.

I submit let's go with Officer Painius recommendation for new name
change to better reflect the Planet more serious nature of blue ice
giant and call it respectfully " Ufunus " out of respect for its long
history of inside Greek joke joy it has all given us.

Please second my motion out of respect to the original discoverer
William Herschel and not Greek original based supreme God if nothing
else to help keep religion and science separate.

Thank you Officer Double-A for your input and hope you or other co
enlightened science Officer seconds the motion.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Sure, why not, what the heck.

I'll second that.

But then again,

we could call it Bruce!

Ha! Ha!

Double-A

nightbat

Yes, ha, ha, we could Officer Double-A but let's try to keep
astronomy science clean and leave the net Bruce anal fetish coffee boy
spam where it belongs, in the troll limited obsessed poking hindsight.
Thanks for officially seconding new name for seventh planet " Ufunus ".
Now all the school kids fun negative attribute jokes can hopefully end
but still be positive science and interesting rightful giggle permitting
and on to new more important astronomy observation and business.

From this day forward June 25th 2005 let it be known that the seventh
ice giant planet shall be known as " Ufunus ". It is affirmed astronomy
Officer science voted done, Earth Science Officers for positive science
sake and more importantly for all the kids sake as well.

respectfully,
the nightbat

 

[ottomatic]

"nightbat" <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote in message
news:42BCEFF4.64EB823B@home.ffni.com...

nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie
"ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

' Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is the third largest in
the solar system. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. ...'
See http://tinyurl.com/b5ka6

http://www.glbtq.com/literature/uranian_poets,3.html

nightbat

Knowing where it space strategically is isn't really helping the
innuendo kid double applied secret name inference. Yes, I say elite
profound Earth Science Officers and Raving Loonie, we need a technical
new planet name to get away from the Beavis and Butthead jokes like,
look Beavis he said anus, heh heh, heh. Let's get science serious, and
away from built in every one alimentary canal has one anus connotation
and put it where it belongs, behind us. Yes, let's think science
positive and less sexually orientated so why not call it " Ufunus "
because it sounds a lot better then " Uranus ". Nothing wrong with kids
giggling for giggling sake for heaven knows we need more laughter in
astronomy to take the edge off. But it's true, why call a planet
yourasshole since we have so many in other fields laughing as it is
already? I propose respectfully Hansen, Double-A, and Raving Loonie, we
call the planet Uranus for what it has always innuendo, blame it on the
Greeks, represented for so long, to respectfully nightbat presented
astronomy technical more appropriate name of " Ufunus " and be done with
it. Just means submitting the proposed name planet change proposal to
the Astronomical Royal Societies for reclassification postnatal ring
name from posture rear attribution to light hearted more historical
applicable one.

it was named after a mytical god - grow up

Otto

Technical new proposed astronomy planet name reclassification:

" Ufunus " ice blue giant and seventh planet from the Sun.

Present References See:
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/uranus.htm

And See:
http://www.nineplanets.org/uranus.html

Including See:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/astronomy/planets/uranus/

Any seconds respectful Science Officers?

Ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

Nigel Greenwood wrote:

All my cherished illusions about the purity of astronomy -- you've just
wrecked 'em!

Nigel

--
ScriptMaster language resources (Chinese/Modern & Classical
Greek/IPA/Persian/Russian/Turkish):
http://www.elgin.free-online.co.uk

nightbat

No, no, Nigel, don't worry about that poster Rich The Newsgroup
Wacko he means well. The net astronomy Earth Science Officers have voted
to help keep astronomy clean and have changed the controversial Greek
derived name of the present planet Uranus to Officially astro voted more
appropriate 7th planet name Ufunus. All is good and clean again so have
fun star gazing.

ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

ottomatic wrote:

"nightbat" <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote in message
news:42BCEFF4.64EB823B@home.ffni.com...
nightbat wrote

Raving Loonie wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie
"ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
--
"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

' Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and is the third largest in
the solar system. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1781. ...'
See http://tinyurl.com/b5ka6

http://www.glbtq.com/literature/uranian_poets,3.html

nightbat

Knowing where it space strategically is isn't really helping the
innuendo kid double applied secret name inference. Yes, I say elite
profound Earth Science Officers and Raving Loonie, we need a technical
new planet name to get away from the Beavis and Butthead jokes like,
look Beavis he said anus, heh heh, heh. Let's get science serious, and
away from built in every one alimentary canal has one anus connotation
and put it where it belongs, behind us. Yes, let's think science
positive and less sexually orientated so why not call it " Ufunus "
because it sounds a lot better then " Uranus ". Nothing wrong with kids
giggling for giggling sake for heaven knows we need more laughter in
astronomy to take the edge off. But it's true, why call a planet
yourasshole since we have so many in other fields laughing as it is
already? I propose respectfully Hansen, Double-A, and Raving Loonie, we
call the planet Uranus for what it has always innuendo, blame it on the
Greeks, represented for so long, to respectfully nightbat presented
astronomy technical more appropriate name of " Ufunus " and be done with
it. Just means submitting the proposed name planet change proposal to
the Astronomical Royal Societies for reclassification postnatal ring
name from posture rear attribution to light hearted more historical
applicable one.

Technical new proposed astronomy planet name reclassification:

" Ufunus " ice blue giant and seventh planet from the Sun.

Present References See:
http://www.solarviews.com/eng/uranus.htm

And See:
http://www.nineplanets.org/uranus.html

Including See:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/astronomy/planets/uranus/

Any seconds respectful Science Officers?

Ponder on,
the nightbat


it was named after a mytical god - grow up

Otto

nightbat

Don't you know the mixing of science and ancient religion is now
empirically prohibited, no supreme Greek Gods permitted. We intend to
never outer space Darla grow old up and instead leave that to you to
Earth enjoy. Only set amount of Star Ship tickets available so sorry you
didn't make it Otto. Who knows maybe you can catch the second wave of
Star Ships.

ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[Christopher Tidy]

Leroy Quet wrote:

Rich The Newsgroup Wacko wrote:

How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?
--
Thanks!
Rich



Hey, didn't they have a probe study Ur.anus?...

Was that the probe that got lost?

Chris

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

Nigel Greenwood wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Nigel Greenwood wrote:

All my cherished illusions about the purity of astronomy -- you've just
wrecked 'em!

Nigel

--
ScriptMaster language resources (Chinese/Modern & Classical
Greek/IPA/Persian/Russian/Turkish):
http://www.elgin.free-online.co.uk

nightbat

No, no, Nigel, don't worry about that poster Rich The Newsgroup
Wacko he means well.

Some readers may not realize that you got my little joke: they should
read my last 2 words out loud.

As for that probe, well the 7th planet's a long way out, so the probe
may have disappeared where the sun don't shine ...

Nigel

nightbat

Ha, ha, ha, yes Nigel, some jokes do go over their heads but not
to worry with bright folks like you, that's what makes serious astronomy
fun at times. They may have to send additional probe detectors to find
exactly how far that probe traveled up " UFUNUS ".

ponder on,
the nightbat

 

[nightbat]

nightbat wrote

"Gregory L. Hansen" wrote:

In article <1119728429.061884.288740@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Nigel Greenwood <ndsg_mmii@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Nigel Greenwood wrote:

All my cherished illusions about the purity of astronomy -- you've just
wrecked 'em!

Nigel

--
ScriptMaster language resources (Chinese/Modern & Classical
Greek/IPA/Persian/Russian/Turkish):
http://www.elgin.free-online.co.uk

nightbat

No, no, Nigel, don't worry about that poster Rich The Newsgroup
Wacko he means well.

Some readers may not realize that you got my little joke: they should
read my last 2 words out loud.

Hansen
Oh, now I get it!
--
"What are the possibilities of small but movable machines? They may or
may not be useful, but they surely would be fun to make."
-- Richard P. Feynman, 1959

nightbat

Good, good Hansen, join in the astronomy fun.

" What are the possibilities of small but moveable advanced beautiful
programmable female silicon lifelike dolls? They may be very useful and
fun, just ask Officer Bert. "
-- the nightbat, 2005

 

[Fenrir Enterprises]

"You’ll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent."

"As long as you don’t make me smell ‘Uranus’! Ha! Ha!"

"I'm sorry Fry, But astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that
stupid joke."

"What's it called now?"

"Urectum."

---

http://www.FenrirOnline.com

Computer services, custom metal etching,
arts, crafts, and much more.

 

[Ken Taylor]

"Fenrir Enterprises" <info@fenrironline.com> wrote in message
news:42bf4bc6.24534281@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...

"You’ll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent."

"As long as you don’t make me smell ‘Uranus’! Ha! Ha!"

"I'm sorry Fry, But astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that
stupid joke."

"What's it called now?"

"Urectum."

---
Ah, there it is in all it's glory. I knew someone would dig it out.

Ken

 

[Ben Bradley]

In a Usenet crosspost to: sci.electronics.design,
alt.astronomy,
sci.physics,
rec.puzzles and
rec.crafts.metalworking,
On 24 Jun 2005 20:03:47 -0700, "Double-A" <double-a@hush.ai> wrote:

Gregory L. Hansen wrote:
In article <pan.2005.06.25.01.53.14.156980@example.com>,
Rich The Newsgroup Wacko <wacko@example.com> wrote:
How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

I first started hearing the alternate pronunciation after the movie "ET",
which had some line like "Where did he come from, Uranus?"

I remember that movie - was there ever an alternative pronunciation
of "p---- breath"?

I thought everyone had given up on it by now.
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"Will we be suturing the anus?"


Perhaps we could use the Greek name for the god that Paine brought up,
"Ouranos".

Any better?

Double-A

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How is "Urine-us" less dirty than "Yer anus"?

My Astronomy professor pronounced it "Your-a-noose".

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