OT: Oh, crap!

[Rich Grise]

I thought it'd be clever to come up with a little cartoon of
a roll of toilet paper with the US Constitution printed on it.

Ha, ha, silly me. I looked up the Constitution. It has a couple
of articles that kinda bother me - they were Good Ideas in 1776,
but apparently times have changed.

Here's a couple of my thorns:
---------
Section. 8.

Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence
and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and
Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
....
Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of
the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

-----------------

I guess the Founding Fathers didn't know how the nazis can twist words
to their ends.

The motherfuckers are _allowed_ to call out the military to murder
American Citizens - all they have to do is call it "insurrection."

Fuck me dead.

Rich


Thanks,
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 22:41:17 -0600, Brian wrote:

In concept, eh. So you do hate America. I thought so.

No, you fucking asshole. I hate what the nazis are _doing_ to
America.

The only part of America left to love is the concept, and if
the nazis get their way, then even that dream will be relegated
to the same dustbin as the rest of evil's victims, like the
six million that the last incarnation of evil did.

America Herself has been sold down the river, but nobody
will notice until the neighborhood patrols find some excuse
to haul you away, like f'rinstance, you're thinking independently.
This is a crime, these days, you know. The crime of unpatriotism.
The crime of failing to worship properly, the failure to kiss
Hank's ass.

Thanks,
Rich

 

[Brian]

"Product developer" <jdurban@vorel.com> wrote in message
news:118afaeb.0411040625.2c9134f@posting.google.com...

In concept, eh. So you do hate America. I thought so.

Brian - Didn't you ever see the "This is your brains on drugs"
commercial?

That was Rich's brain in the frying pan. He is the SED resident kook
attention seeker. Drug induced blather and language that only Hillary
Clinton would use.

You may wish to use yor "killfile" option in your newsreader. Mine is
off for a week to see how the kooks here respond to getting their
collective asses kicked in the election.

Thanks, I will turn it on. I don't need the distraction.

 

[Mark Walsh]

"Rich Grise" <rich@example.net> wrote in message
newsan.2004.11.04.00.51.37.795956@example.net...

I thought it'd be clever to come up with a little cartoon of
a roll of toilet paper with the US Constitution printed on it.

Ha, ha, silly me. I looked up the Constitution. It has a couple
of articles that kinda bother me - they were Good Ideas in 1776,
but apparently times have changed.

Here's a couple of my thorns:
---------
Section. 8.

Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence
and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and
Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
...
Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of
the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

-----------------

I guess the Founding Fathers didn't know how the nazis can twist words
to their ends.

The motherfuckers are _allowed_ to call out the military to murder
American Citizens - all they have to do is call it "insurrection."

Fuck me dead.

Rich


Thanks,
Rich

Things have been all down hill since George Washington sent federal troops
after the farmers that roughed up a tax collector during the whiskey
rebellion. If he hadn't, we might have had a de-facto amendment that
limited the government's ability to take my money in taxes and piss it away.

My hat is off to all bootleggers - true entrepreneurs.

Mark Walsh

 

[Rich Grise]

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 06:25:52 -0800, Product developer wrote:

In concept, eh. So you do hate America. I thought so.

Brian - Didn't you ever see the "This is your brains on drugs"
commercial?

Here's another thing that the anti-drug warriors seem to ignore -
some kid sees, "This is your brain on drugs" and they go, "Whow,
dude! Kewl! Get Fried!" i.e. that's the whole _point_ of doing
drugs.

And for the record, I refuse to blame drugs, alcohol, or anything
else for my own innate foolishness.



Thanks,
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:20:50 +1300, Terry Given wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 22:41:17 -0600, Brian wrote:


In concept, eh. So you do hate America. I thought so.


No, you fucking asshole. I hate what the nazis are _doing_ to
America.

The only part of America left to love is the concept, and if
the nazis get their way, then even that dream will be relegated
to the same dustbin as the rest of evil's victims, like the
six million that the last incarnation of evil did.

America Herself has been sold down the river, but nobody
will notice until the neighborhood patrols find some excuse
to haul you away, like f'rinstance, you're thinking independently.
This is a crime, these days, you know. The crime of unpatriotism.
The crime of failing to worship properly, the failure to kiss
Hank's ass.

Thanks,
Rich


I roared with laughter when I read the kiss-hanks-ass story

What makes it even funnier is that every word is true!

I was astonished to see that he included the SubGenius; I've been
a Slacker (in addition to being a slacker ;-) ) for some time now,
and only recently heard of CoSG.

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Brian]

"Rich Grise" <rich@example.net> wrote in message
newsan.2004.11.04.03.43.02.754121@example.net...

On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 21:17:10 -0600, Brian wrote:


"Rich Grise" <rich@example.net> wrote in message
newsan.2004.11.04.00.51.37.795956@example.net...
I thought it'd be clever to come up with a little cartoon of
a roll of toilet paper with the US Constitution printed on it.

Ha, ha, silly me. I looked up the Constitution. It has a couple
of articles that kinda bother me - they were Good Ideas in 1776,
but apparently times have changed.

Here's a couple of my thorns:
---------
Section. 8.

Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes,
Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common
Defence
and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts
and
Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
...
Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the
Laws
of
the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

-----------------

I guess the Founding Fathers didn't know how the nazis can twist
words
to their ends.

The motherfuckers are _allowed_ to call out the military to murder
American Citizens - all they have to do is call it "insurrection."

Fuck me dead.

Rich


Thanks,
Rich


I guess I was proven wrong. I didn't believe it, when I was
told that many in the Democratic party hated America.
You just proved them right. If you hate America so much,
what are you still doing here. Why don't you and your
cronies pack up and move to someplace like France.
I am sure they would embrace you and your cronies.


Come on, don't be a nitwit. I love America, in concept. The Constitution
was Man's attempt to establish justice in a world of robber barons.


Thanks,
Rich

In concept, eh. So you do hate America. I thought so.