OT: Metaphysical Humour

[Rich Grise]

So, I'm reading about the seven levels of reality, and how they
correspond to the seven chakras, and it seems the first, or
root, chakra corresponds to the physical plane of existence.

The location of the root chakra is at the center of the anus.

Therefore, it's as everybody has suspected, the Earth is the
butthole of the Universe. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Dirk Bruere at Neopax]

Rich Grise wrote:

So, I'm reading about the seven levels of reality, and how they
correspond to the seven chakras, and it seems the first, or
root, chakra corresponds to the physical plane of existence.

The location of the root chakra is at the center of the anus.

Therefore, it's as everybody has suspected, the Earth is the
butthole of the Universe. ;-)

Actually Midgard is pretty good - and there are Nine Worlds.

--
Dirk

The Consensus:-
The political party for the new millenium
http://www.theconsensus.org

 

[Rich Grise]

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 00:18:00 +0100, Dirk Bruere at Neopax wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

So, I'm reading about the seven levels of reality, and how they
correspond to the seven chakras, and it seems the first, or
root, chakra corresponds to the physical plane of existence.

The location of the root chakra is at the center of the anus.

Therefore, it's as everybody has suspected, the Earth is the
butthole of the Universe. ;-)

Actually Midgard is pretty good - and there are Nine Worlds.

Well, yeah, but except that I'm certifiable, because I really
believe all this infraphysics crap. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Paul Burridge]

On 22 Oct 2004 09:58:25 -0700, jdurban@vorel.com (Product developer)
wrote:

Why don't you buy a dog or get a girlfriend? A job maybe.

The dog would cost more at the outset, but be cheaper in the long run.
And more faithful.

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

 

[Winfield Hill]

Rich Grise wrote...

Thanks for your input - you really know how to brighten a guy's day.

Don't pay any attention to him.


--
Thanks,
- Win

(email: use hill_at_rowland-dotties-org for now)

 

[Rich Grise]

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:45:17 -0700, Winfield Hill wrote:

Rich Grise wrote...

Thanks for your input - you really know how to brighten a guy's day.

Don't pay any attention to him.

Ya think maybe I laid it on a little to subtly? Sarcasm is, after all,
wasted on those who need it the most.

Thanks!
Rich

 

[Fred Bloggs]

Product developer wrote:

Between you and Dred Bloggs you must make up 90% of the posts here
none of which have any merit unless the reader is stoned too.

Nah- if you want to talk about a prolific mess of specious, irrational,
and worthless posts, Clarence is at the top of the heap by far, followed
closely by a heap unto himself, Seim, Parasite At Large IV.

Why don't you buy a dog or get a girlfriend? A job maybe.

Interesting- are you suggesting that a dog and a girlfriend are
interchangeable? What kind of dog do you own? -husky?

 

[Rich Grise]

On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 02:06:48 +0000, Rich Grise wrote:

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:45:17 -0700, Winfield Hill wrote:

Rich Grise wrote...

Thanks for your input - you really know how to brighten a guy's day.

Don't pay any attention to him.

Ya think maybe I laid it on a little to subtly? Sarcasm is, after all,
^^

too

wasted on those who need it the most.

Thanks!
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 09:58:25 -0700, Product developer wrote:

Rich Grise <rich@example.net> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.10.22.05.32.15.962575@example.net>...
On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 00:18:00 +0100, Dirk Bruere at Neopax wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

So, I'm reading about the seven levels of reality, and how they
correspond to the seven chakras, and it seems the first, or
root, chakra corresponds to the physical plane of existence.

The location of the root chakra is at the center of the anus.

Therefore, it's as everybody has suspected, the Earth is the
butthole of the Universe. ;-)

Actually Midgard is pretty good - and there are Nine Worlds.

Well, yeah, but except that I'm certifiable, because I really
believe all this infraphysics crap. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

Is this your only way of getting attention?

You don't know, do you?

Do you set an egg timer to tell you when to post?

No. Do you?

Were you really big into CB Radios in the 70's too?

No. "too?" In addition to what?

Between you and Dred Bloggs you must make up 90% of the posts here
none of which have any merit unless the reader is stoned too.

Gosh, I sure am glad to have you around to keep tabs on me and
hang on every word, trying to cover up your idol worship with
lame attempts at insults.

Can't have too many admirers!

Why don't you buy a dog or get a girlfriend? A job maybe.

1. Don't have room to take care of a dog, and am too lazy to make
that kind of commitment.

2. Have you met any women that you could imagine would put up
with the likes of me?

3. I have a job, but apparently it's incomprehensible to you.
Sorry for that.

Thanks for your input - you really know how to brighten a guy's
day. >;->

Cheers!
Rich