OT: I grow weary of politics. Let there be religion! And Sex

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Rich Grise

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Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Cheers!
Rich
 
Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Cheers!
Rich

Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
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experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.

--

Tim Wescott
Wescott Design Services
http://www.wescottdesign.com
 
Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}
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Not as weird as your babe back then. I would have had some respect for
her if she had said that he was _crap_, but apparently even a witch
fears blasphemy...

--
Cheers
Stefan
 
"Spehro Pefhany" <speffSNIP@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, the renowned Tim Wescott
tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:


Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.

Yes, reminds me of _Time Tunnel_. Tony and Doug would pop into the
past, essentially at random, and find themselves in Hawai'i on
December 6, 1941, onto the deck of the Titanic or something like that.
They even offered a lame explanation- something along the lines that
the time currents formed a vortex around important (in one particular
culture anyway) historical moments.
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From a writers perspective these historical points are a Nexus around which
many interesting stories can be fabricated. A farmer plowing a field is hard
to get much of a plot line from! There are a few exceptions, like "A Farmer
from Ham" By Tolkin, but he was a particularly talented writer.
 
"Stefan Heinzmann" <stefan_heinzmann@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Not as weird as your babe back then. I would have had some respect for
her if she had said that he was _crap_, but apparently even a witch
fears blasphemy...
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Witches (Wicans) are pacifists.
Their Creed ends with "Do what ye will, do no harm."
Very much like the Hippocratic Oath.
 
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 23:28:27 +0200, Stefan Heinzmann wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Not as weird as your babe back then. I would have had some respect for
her if she had said that he was _crap_, but apparently even a witch
fears blasphemy...
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Well, there are people who say he "is love," so I imagine he'd be
a pretty considerate lover.

I know I am. :)

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, Tim Wescott wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Cheers!
Rich

Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.
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Well, everybody would like to be "special" in some way, wouldn't they?
Personally, I know I've gone way off the deep end because I think I'm
one of his fragments that he left behind when his spirit part ascended.
But then again, in this context, so are John Lennon and Charles Manson,
so it's hard to say if that's a good thing or a bad thing. ;-)

Once, while a psychic was doing a reading on me, he asked, "Have you
ever had an acid flashback? Are you having one now?" %-}

The next day I realized I should have asked him if he was a cordrazine
hallucination. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:20:32 +0000, Clarence wrote:

"Spehro Pefhany" <speffSNIP@interlogDOTyou.knowwhat> wrote in message
news:8tjdn0hnb8rs86sbc1o45h2kilej2mue46@4ax.com...
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, the renowned Tim Wescott
tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:


Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.

Yes, reminds me of _Time Tunnel_. Tony and Doug would pop into the
past, essentially at random, and find themselves in Hawai'i on
December 6, 1941, onto the deck of the Titanic or something like that.
They even offered a lame explanation- something along the lines that
the time currents formed a vortex around important (in one particular
culture anyway) historical moments.


From a writers perspective these historical points are a Nexus around which
many interesting stories can be fabricated. A farmer plowing a field is hard
to get much of a plot line from! There are a few exceptions, like "A Farmer
from Ham" By Tolkin, but he was a particularly talented writer.
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Do you mean, I can't just go, "Once upon a time, there were some people,
and they did some stuff. There were some problems, but they solved them,
and they all lived happily ever after." and have a best-seller on my hands?

Bother!

;-)
Rich
 
On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:59:55 +0000, xray wrote:

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, Tim Wescott
tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Cheers!
Rich

Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.

How about the problem of past life shortages? There are a lot more of us
around during one lifetime now than there used to be. To keep everyone
supplied with past lives, a lot of them must be shared at any given
time. Seems like it should not be that uncommon to run into someone who
was you in a previous lifetime. How come I never hear about that
happening when past-life people are sharing who they were?
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OK, Metaphysics III:

It's called "fragmentation." You could call them "concurrent" or "parallel"
lives. There are, in fact, a lot more people than created spirits - we all
only have a part of our own spirit with us.

And if you're wondering if you encounter these parallel lives, yes,
absolutely. In Spades. In fact, every victim/perpetrator relationship is
always between two incarnated fragments of the same spirit. In the spirit
realm, time is irrelevant; everything is simultaneous. And slowing your
spirit's vibration down to solid form causes it to fragment. This is the
one problem that has always plagued Creation, and the solution has been
found, which is why I'm nuts - I think I'm a messenger from Goddess, with
the answer of how to finally end all the pain and suffering.

Mother Nature has awakened from the coma that the explosion of the big
bang knocked her into, and she is pissed. God and his devils have been
mistreating her children since the beginning of time, and it is stopping
now, which is why everybody is getting so freaky, and why the weather
is all crazy and everything. Mother Earth is shaking the denial energy
out of her essence, and making God take responsibility for it, and on
the way out, it will manifest the worst symptoms it can, in its effort
to kill its host.

But, this time, They tell me, the healing is going to work because no
essence is getting left behind.

So, if GWB gets reelected, he'll probably be taken out by a tornado.
That'd be a show of Goddess's wrath!

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 00:52:49 -0700, JeffM wrote:

think about time lines and probable realities
Rich Grise

Except for the 1-second-per-second-into-the-future kind,
it's hard to take time travel seriously.
http://www.google.com/search?&q=time-travel+the-grandfather-paradox
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Actually, I'm right in the middle of the class in Metaphysics school
that covers time. It's pretty interesting, but I'm nowhere near ready
to try to introduce it to a bunch of fourspacers. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, the renowned Tim Wescott
<tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:


Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.
Click to expand...
Yes, reminds me of _Time Tunnel_. Tony and Doug would pop into the
past, essentially at random, and find themselves in Hawai'i on
December 6, 1941, onto the deck of the Titanic or something like that.
They even offered a lame explanation- something along the lines that
the time currents formed a vortex around important (in one particular
culture anyway) historical moments.


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
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xray wrote:
On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, Tim Wescott
tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?

I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
being all metaphysical an' shit, "I wonder if Jesus ever
did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
almost 2000 years ago.

I guess I'm weird. %-}

Cheers!
Rich

Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
engineers and other boring things never fess up.

How about the problem of past life shortages? There are a lot more of us
around during one lifetime now than there used to be. To keep everyone
supplied with past lives, a lot of them must be shared at any given
time. Seems like it should not be that uncommon to run into someone who
was you in a previous lifetime. How come I never hear about that
happening when past-life people are sharing who they were?
Click to expand...
We have a few personalities that claim to channel the lives of 5000 year
old Egyptian princes. When will somebody in the audience stand up and
relate (channeling their own ancient soul) how they remember this prince
as being corrupt, inept and just basically an all around scumbag?

Or maybe low-lifes, like Bush voters, are on their first lifetime. The
exploding population could explain why there are so many of them. (See,
I got us back onto the main political OT thread.)
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What I want to know is, once he's done with it, who gets his life next?

Ribbit, ribbit.

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On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 14:44:21 -0700, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
xray wrote:
How about the problem of past life shortages? There are a lot more of us
around during one lifetime now than there used to be. To keep everyone
supplied with past lives, a lot of them must be shared at any given
time. Seems like it should not be that uncommon to run into someone who
was you in a previous lifetime. How come I never hear about that
happening when past-life people are sharing who they were?

We have a few personalities that claim to channel the lives of 5000 year
old Egyptian princes. When will somebody in the audience stand up and
relate (channeling their own ancient soul) how they remember this prince
as being corrupt, inept and just basically an all around scumbag?
Click to expand...
That doesn't have to be channeled - we've been living in it since the
beginning of time. The victims don't get to lift out and go to heaven
when we die - we get buried, and rot, and have to recycle all our atoms
again to have another go at it.

Or maybe low-lifes, like Bush voters, are on their first lifetime. The
exploding population could explain why there are so many of them. (See,
I got us back onto the main political OT thread.)

What I want to know is, once he's done with it, who gets his life next?
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Actually, the evil spirit that's possessing him is going to be reclaimed
by Spirit, who just recently realized that he's been wrong since day 1.

See, God created the devils thinking he was getting rid of the unloving
parts of himself, but he thought he was done with them by just ignoring
them. What he didn't realize until astonishingly recently, the devils
have been hiding in us, possessing us, causing us to do hurtful things.

It's all being fixed now, but each person has to release their own
devils by rediscovering theire true nature. And the way I understand it,
the devils aren't going to be allowed to incarnate any more, so eventually
all the war and destruction and pain and suffering will be healed.

Ribbit, ribbit.
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Uh, yeah. %-}
Rich
 
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