OT: Has anybody noticed recently that Rene DesCartes doesn't

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Pig Bladder

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Maybe at one time, he thought he did, but just because you think you exist
doesn't mean that you actually do exist.

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
--
The Pig Bladder From Uranus, still waiting for
some hot babe to ask what my favorite planet is.
 
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Pig Bladder
<pig_bladder@anyspammer.org> wrote:

Maybe at one time, he thought he did, but just because you think you exist
doesn't mean that you actually do exist.

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

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"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.
 
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Pig Bladder <pig_bladder@anyspammer.org>
wroth:

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
Didn't your Mom tell you that if you continue to feel it you'll go
blind?

Jim "I stopped when I needed glasses." Meyer
 
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Pig Bladder
<pig_bladder@anyspammer.org> wrote:

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
I suppose you can know without thinking, but not on rec.puzzles!
 
Pig Bladder wrote:
Maybe at one time, he thought he did, but just because you think you exist
doesn't mean that you actually do exist.

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
DesCartes walks into a bar. After having one drink, the bartender
asks if he'll have another. "I think not." says DesCartes and
disappears.

Rene DesCartes, he's a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am.
 
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 10:01:44 -0500, Jim Ward wrote:

On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Pig Bladder
pig_bladder@anyspammer.org> wrote:

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.

I suppose you can know without thinking, but not on rec.puzzles!
Quick: Pick one of the following numbers:



1 2 3 4



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Why 3?


--
The Pig Bladder From Uranus, still waiting for
some hot babe to ask what my favorite planet is.
 
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 14:26:34 +0000, James Meyer wrote:

On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Pig Bladder <pig_bladder@anyspammer.org
wroth:


I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.

Didn't your Mom tell you that if you continue to feel it you'll go
blind?
Yeah - that's one of Lucifer's Imprints.
Jim "I stopped when I needed glasses." Meyer
--
The Pig Bladder From Uranus, still waiting for
some hot babe to ask what my favorite planet is.
 
Maybe at one time, he thought he did, but just because you think you exist
doesn't mean that you actually do exist.

I know I exist, because I can feel it. Senseo ergo sum cognosco.
Rene DesCartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a beer. He
pauses and says, "I think not."

*POOF*

Rene disappears!
 

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