OT: Chuckle for the day (caution - sexist!)

[Rich The Philosophizer]

from somewhere in /usr/share/games/fortunes:

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

;^j
Rich

 

[Dbowey]

Rich, you are seriously warped. What makes you believe that type of post is
acceptable?

Grow up.

 

[Pig Bladder]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:50:17 +0000, Dbowey wrote:

Rich, you are seriously warped. What makes you believe that type of post is
acceptable?

The fact that it tweaks the noses of self-righteous prigs like yourself.

Grow up.

Go fuck yourself.
--
The Pig Bladder From Uranus, still waiting for
some hot babe to ask what my favorite planet is.

 

[Rich The Philosophizer]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:50:17 +0000, Dbowey wrote:

Rich, you are seriously warped.

It's seriously nice of you to notice.

What makes you believe that type of post is
acceptable?

See Pig Bladder's post.

Grow up.

Why? What would that accomplish? Would you have the whole world shrouded
in a pall of humourless gloom and doom, where there is no relief at all
from constant struggle just to stay alive?

Grow down a little, O stick.

;^j
Rich

 

[Ban]

Rich The Philosophizer wrote:

from somewhere in /usr/share/games/fortunes:

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

;^j
Rich

Rich, I thought you were single? I can imagine your kitchen sink, oh Lord!
--
ciao Ban
Bordighera, Italy

 

[Rich The Philosophizer]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 05:57:24 +0000, Ban wrote:

Rich The Philosophizer wrote:
from somewhere in /usr/share/games/fortunes:

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

;^j
Rich

Rich, I thought you were single? I can imagine your kitchen sink, oh Lord!

Oh, I've long since solved that little conundrum. I have one dish. If I
want to eat off it, but concurrently want it to have nothing else on it
except the most recent food, then, yes, I will have to somehow find a way
to get those remnants off first.

But "'_time to_' wash the dishes?" Never!

Strange as it may seem to my fellow mis-bodied inner-lesbian sisters, I
do, in fact, in this incarnation, have a penis. )-;

However, with no offense intended to my mutilated brothers, I am whole, so
have been deprived of the fundamental pain which makes all those jokes
"funny."

?:=\
Rich

 

[Guy Macon]

Ban wrote:

Rich The Philosophizer wrote:

from somewhere in /usr/share/games/fortunes:

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Rich, I thought you were single? I can imagine your kitchen sink, oh Lord!

Rich has a horde of minions willing to do his work for him in
exchange for his philosophizations...

 

[Dbowey]

Fred Bloggs posted:

<<
Dbowey wrote:

Rich, but not of mentality, posted:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:50:17 +0000, Dbowey wrote:


Rich, you are seriously warped.


It's seriously nice of you to notice.


What makes you believe that type of post is acceptable?


See Pig Bladder's post.


Grow up.


Why? What would that accomplish? Would you have the whole world
shrouded in a pall of humourless gloom and doom, where there is no
relief at all from constant struggle just to stay alive?

Grow down a little, O stick.



How is it humorous to remind women that they are held in less esteem
than men?

You're the one with the problem of holding the basic premise that any
kind of menial labor is be held in low esteem. Most women don't want
anyone in *their* kitchen any more than you would want someone else
re-arranging your lab. And besides- no one even washes dishes these
days, all you have to do is scrape them and put them in the DW- same for
pots.
--

As is often the case, you are off-base. I *did NOT* imply any connection with
"menial labor."

I commented on the clear statement in the assumed humor, that women must do
what men do not want to do.

 

[Paul Burridge]

On 28 Nov 2004 01:50:17 GMT, dbowey@aol.com (Dbowey) wrote:

Rich, you are seriously warped. What makes you believe that type of post is
acceptable?

Acceptable to whom? Rich posted a caution in the subject line. If
you're such a pathetic PoS (as is obvious) you shouldn't have read the
f*(&*ing post. Now piss off.
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

 

[JeffM]

...philosophizations
Guy Macon

I thought you were an engineer, not a speechwriter for Dubya.